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2020-06-21 1:15:50 AM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


Forgot to add. I was with my parents watching it together.
 
2020-06-21 1:16:45 AM  
Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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2020-06-21 1:16:56 AM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:26 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Cult.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:46 AM  
And he still couldn't grip it. Had it balanced on his pinky to stabilize it.

Our little guy is quite the showman!
 
2020-06-21 1:18:21 AM  
On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.
 
2020-06-21 1:20:36 AM  
Well, I'm convinced now.  Racism, misogyny, children in cages, obstruction of justice, rape-alegations, obvious dementia, support of torture, deprivation of first amendment rights, and a myriad of atrocities aside, the man can, when the whole world is watching, use every fiber of his being to hold a glass of water with one tiny little hand.  This proves he should absolutely be the leader of the free world.  For ever.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  
Listen to those people cheer over an adult being able to drink a glass of water with one hand.

I mean, I knew these people had low expectations, but I figured they'd be a tad higher than this...
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


They also cheered when he said he'd instructed for COVID19 testing to be slowed down so they wouldn't find so many cases...
 
2020-06-21 1:21:50 AM  

whatshisname: Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.


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2020-06-21 1:22:14 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.
 
2020-06-21 1:22:49 AM  
So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.
 
2020-06-21 1:22:50 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.
 
2020-06-21 1:23:23 AM  

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


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2020-06-21 1:23:53 AM  
Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.
 
2020-06-21 1:23:55 AM  
T***p has been so much of a f'kup at just about everything he has done in his life and in office that the bar for what constitutes 'competency' had dropped abysmally low. Now it's being able to do what a year old child can do, namely walking down a ramp without falling on their face and holding a glass with one hand as they drink.

JFC these people are f'king desperate.
 
2020-06-21 1:24:32 AM  
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Approves
 
2020-06-21 1:25:25 AM  
I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely triggered.
 
2020-06-21 1:25:53 AM  

saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.


And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.
 
2020-06-21 1:25:54 AM  
Oh, and I'll enjoy watching Nancy Pelosi absolutely slaughter this rightwing batshiat wacko on Election Day.
 
2020-06-21 1:26:08 AM  

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Rocky? He recreated that scene for his porn movie The Italian Stallion.

Heh. The MAGAts were all pissed off about the GWTW disclaimer but they never told you about the disclaimer on his porn film.

/I watched it
//look! it's a itty bitty one!
///we laughed a lot at that movie
 
2020-06-21 1:26:14 AM  
Just when you think the bar has been lowered as far as it could be, just to be president, Republicans start digging.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:16 AM  

Corn_Fed: Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.


And he threw it away at the end, so that you wouldn't notice he'd exhausted himself in the process.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:44 AM  
They left out the part where he biatched about spilling water on his tie.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:47 AM  
wademh:

That was intended to be a self deprecating joke and made in bad taste. Mea culpa.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:04 AM  

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


I bet he practiced all week. He started with an empty plastic cup, and worked all the way up to an empty glass by Thursday.

Insert montage.gif

And he got a round of applause at his recital. Winning.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:29 AM  
Has anyone noticed that even though he managed to pull off the monumental strength/flexibility tour de force of picking up a glass of water with one hand, he STILL couldn't tilt his head to drink from it?

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


And not just because of how pathetic it is on a personal level (oh honestly, Donald, you don't *actually* think anyone believes that "6 foot 3 and 240 pounds" crap), but because anyone this pathetically thin skinned about such irrelevances is easier to manipulate than a small child who wants sweets.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:50 AM  
He must have trained for days for this moment.
 
2020-06-21 1:30:12 AM  
Once again, old man manages to stick it to the liberals he imagines in his head.

Abused people find the idea of abusing others to be funny, as it shows how weak they are, and weak people are funny in their mind because weak people are pathetic losers who deserve to be raised in a Romanian orphanage.
 
2020-06-21 1:31:07 AM  

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Yeah! She should talk to Cruz and get in on that Hellboy wrestling match.

/he is already elected
//she would fit right in
 
2020-06-21 1:31:59 AM  

EmmaLou: So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.


Twice. He did it twice.
 
2020-06-21 1:32:51 AM  
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For some reason this came to mind.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:11 AM  

erik-k: Has anyone noticed that even though he managed to pull off the monumental strength/flexibility tour de force of picking up a glass of water with one hand, he STILL couldn't tilt his head to drink from it?

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

And not just because of how pathetic it is on a personal level (oh honestly, Donald, you don't *actually* think anyone believes that "6 foot 3 and 240 pounds" crap), but because anyone this pathetically thin skinned about such irrelevances is easier to manipulate than a small child who wants sweets.


I wonder if it's a combination of his lifted heels and posture, and leaning back puts him off balance.

That would explain the ramp too. An extra few degrees could make a difference. I bet he walked up it fine.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:13 AM  
I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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2020-06-21 1:35:06 AM  

SyphalisPhlaschly: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.


My alcoholism isn't cute.
 
2020-06-21 1:36:41 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.

And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.


Less "candidate" and more "email harvesting operation posing as a person".
 
2020-06-21 1:37:47 AM  
In your face libs! He slammed that like a cup of piss!
 
2020-06-21 1:37:59 AM  
Is it just me, or did that look very practiced?

Anyway.  Nothing says 'Presidential' like responding to petty criticisms with a 'Nuh uh, I can totally drink water!' to 'own' his critics.

If I were a Republican, I'd roll my eyes at such a display.
 
2020-06-21 1:38:05 AM  

Dimensio: [Fark user image image 768x576]

For some reason this came to mind.


Came here to post a similar screen cap, leaving shaking my tiny smeggy fist.
 
2020-06-21 1:38:41 AM  

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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Wouldn't the appropriate portmanteau be trumptieth? No, that would just be weird, wouldn't it?
 
2020-06-21 1:41:12 AM  
I just had to share another of her insane tweets:

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Responding to her own tweets, like Trump

/Sorry, I'll stop now
 
2020-06-21 1:43:19 AM  
I knew I heard a rhythmic sucking noise about 400 miles to the southwest.
 
2020-06-21 1:45:49 AM  
A lot of people will give her a lot of money simply because they hate Nancy Pelosi so much.  So what happens to the unspent campaign funds when she loses?  Does she just get to keep it?  If so, she's not as stupid as she acts - she's just shaking the money tree.
 
2020-06-21 1:46:08 AM  
Is there another angle so we can see where the water splashed?  I'd love to see it from the cult loyalist viewpoint.

I searched, but couldn't find it.  Anyone?
 
2020-06-21 1:50:40 AM  
The power of the US is somewhat lessened of late, king Donald.
 
2020-06-21 1:50:41 AM  

Corona Cure: Is there another angle so we can see where the water splashed?  I'd love to see it from the cult loyalist viewpoint.

I searched, but couldn't find it.  Anyone?


Bill Barr was crawling just off-screen, lapping it off the floor.
 
2020-06-21 1:51:36 AM  

philodough: Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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Do you knw how many votes that would win Trump?  That'd just lock up the Walmart hover-round crowd for him.
 
2020-06-21 1:52:23 AM  
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2020-06-21 1:52:50 AM  
So he is a strong man, because ahhh fark it.

I am so out of evens.

I am going to go blaze an eight and get drunk and still be smarter than all these assholes.
 
2020-06-21 1:55:38 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


Indeed. This is the man who made fun of a journalist with a disability. If Trump didn't hold himself up as being so superior, pretending to be an alpha male, constantly feeding us crap about him being strong and virile and also being so utterly contemptuous of the frailties of others, I wouldn't give a damn. But he deserves to receive a bit of his own medicine. Not that he'll recognise it as such.
 
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