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2020-06-20 10:55:39 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:00:54 PM  
Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????
 
2020-06-20 11:03:19 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:04:51 PM  
Setting the bar lower than a planck.
 
2020-06-20 11:05:46 PM  
Is it just me or has the right lowered their standards for what impresses them in a President? I mean I can't remember the last time someone who isn't a toddler drinking a glass of water one handed merited a standing ovation.
 
2020-06-20 11:09:35 PM  
Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.
 
2020-06-20 11:13:22 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:14:47 PM  
Please tell me this is satire.
 
2020-06-20 11:17:22 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:19:33 PM  

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


I don't know about the rest of the family, but Max had some decent accomplishments.
 
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2020-06-20 11:19:46 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:20:59 PM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


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Search your feelings. You know the President of the United States earlier tonight received a rousing ovation for drinking a glass of water with only one hand.
 
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2020-06-20 11:21:01 PM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.
 
2020-06-20 11:23:02 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:24:01 PM  
Meh.  Now if Trump could talk while Miller was drinking water, I'd be impressed.
 
2020-06-20 11:28:45 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:29:38 PM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


you, sir, win tonight's interwebs.
 
2020-06-20 11:29:56 PM  

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


Is there a Poe's Law analog for stupidiry?
 
2020-06-20 11:31:58 PM  

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.
 
2020-06-20 11:36:06 PM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.
 
2020-06-20 11:38:51 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:41:25 PM  

Circusdog320: Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????


Change "drink" to "gulp" and "walk" to "waddle" and it's more truthful.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:35 PM  
I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:41 PM  

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You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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2020-06-20 11:41:58 PM  

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


If that plank is at an angle, Trump is screwed.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:13 PM  

Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:22 PM  
That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:42 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:59:32 PM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


That is some Grade A, 24K Pitiful right there.
 
2020-06-21 12:00:15 AM  

gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.


I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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2020-06-21 12:00:31 AM  

PaulRB: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.


Or for their drinking skills.
 
2020-06-21 12:06:41 AM  
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120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.
 
2020-06-21 12:22:20 AM  

gunga galunga: They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


How big a f*ckup does a guy have to be to have the bar set this low?
This big a f*ckup.
 
2020-06-21 12:23:02 AM  

Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.
 
2020-06-21 12:33:41 AM  
I drink water like that multiple times a day. Where's my cheering section? Yes, I'm looking at you, cat. Do something useful for once.
 
2020-06-21 12:35:56 AM  

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


She's an attention whore.
Pelosi would never face a serious challenge from the right, so any Republican who runs against her is just grifting.
In Deanna's case, she sells books and "relationship advice."
 
2020-06-21 12:40:43 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


They also believe that talking like babies to their white supremacist frens sticks it to the libs.

I'm more shocked that you're surprised about this.
 
2020-06-21 12:41:46 AM  
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2020-06-21 12:45:31 AM  
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2020-06-21 12:57:55 AM  
Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day
 
2020-06-21 1:10:52 AM  
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2020-06-21 1:11:35 AM  
Christ I'd forgotten that because he's had 35 spectacular fark ups since then. Bit he's fixated it on it like it's the last bottle of Adderall on earth.
 
2020-06-21 1:11:48 AM  
So he has the motor skills of a toddler?
Wicked brag-burn there.
 
2020-06-21 1:13:58 AM  
I wonder if he drinks two-handed when he's been sedated for giving a prepared speech, and one handed when he's at a rally, strung out on snorted Sudafed...
 
2020-06-21 1:14:37 AM  
You mean he did something most toddlers CAN do.

Is that suppost to impress us about the mass murdering imbecile?
 
2020-06-21 1:14:52 AM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


I laughed way too long at that. Nice shooting, soldier!
 
2020-06-21 1:15:04 AM  
Odds that the cup was a magician shop prop piece and he was coached to toss it so no one could notice that the 'water level' hadn't actually changed?


Still, either way, good for him.  If he could just do that on the regular he'll have reached the competency level of a precocious 2 year old.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:11 AM  
What do you expect from someone who proudly displays, failed congressional candidate, as part of their bio?
 
2020-06-21 1:15:17 AM  
I saw him walk down stairs today. A single tear rolled down my cheek.

And now Trump will drink it and I will be owned.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:42 AM  
Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.
 
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