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(Business Insider)   Netscape founder and conehead Marc Andreesen schedules ever single moment of the day like he's the farking President of the United States   (businessinsider.com) divider line
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2020-06-20 10:54:49 PM  
So he has large portions of the day earmarked for watching Fox News, golfing, tweeting, and "executive time?"
 
2020-06-20 11:37:26 PM  
Someday, having over a billion dollars will be recognized by the DSM.
 
2020-06-21 12:33:20 AM  
Wait, so he micromanages himself to avoid micromanagement?
 
2020-06-21 1:39:47 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Wait, so he micromanages himself to avoid micromanagement?


You noticed that, too, eh?
 
2020-06-21 5:52:59 AM  
Article blocked by a paywall.

RodneyToady: So he has large portions of the day earmarked for watching Fox News, golfing, tweeting, and "executive time?"


That's corporate slang for 'hookers and blow'.
 
2020-06-21 6:21:16 AM  

pxlboy: Natalie Portmanteau: Wait, so he micromanages himself to avoid micromanagement?

You noticed that, too, eh?


I suppose the next step would be having someone micromanage his micromanagement so he cant micromanage himself either yes?
 
2020-06-21 6:31:55 AM  
Article is behind a paywall.

In other news, Business Insider is now charging $99 a year for access to their crappy articles.
 
2020-06-21 6:36:54 AM  

bikkurikun: Article is behind a paywall.

In other news, Business Insider is now charging $99 a year for access to their crappy articles.


Interesting, if I click the link I get a paywall. But if I delete the
?r=AU&IR=T&utm_source=fark&utm_medium​=​website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
from the link, I can access with no problem.
 
2020-06-21 7:21:56 AM  
So he micromanages his entire day to avoid becoming a burnt-out micromanager?

...K.
 
2020-06-21 7:24:52 AM  

TappingTheVein: Article blocked by a paywall.

RodneyToady: So he has large portions of the day earmarked for watching Fox News, golfing, tweeting, and "executive time?"

That's corporate slang for 'hookers and blow'.


I was thinking more along the lines of -

media1.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2020-06-21 7:26:39 AM  
Fark BI.
 
2020-06-21 7:34:51 AM  
Yeah, Ok. I'm constantly eating large meals and snacking all day long but I leave a few minutes of wiggle room for napping and bathroom breaks so I avoid becoming overweight.

Marc, you're lying to yourself. You're the micromanager you're pretending to avoid.
 
2020-06-21 8:13:13 AM  
So he leaves 300 minutes a day for sitting on the toilet and rage tweeting?
 
2020-06-21 8:17:59 AM  
So, he's his own Navigator?
 
2020-06-21 9:01:05 AM  
Oh holy fark. I just realized, he might actually have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2020-06-21 9:02:08 AM  
I thank some Farker for sharing the fact you can paste paywalled links into the window at outline.com and read any site.
 
2020-06-21 9:45:36 AM  
Who does he think he is, Whiterose?

//Beep
 
2020-06-21 10:17:31 AM  
DRTFA

Is he doing anything relevant to anything other than scheming to increase his personal fortune?
 
2020-06-21 10:29:13 AM  
Something's changed at that website. Can find no way to get to articles and no, I'm not going to pay. Who needs 100 subscriptions?
 
2020-06-21 11:18:22 AM  
Yeah, I ain't paying $99 to read about one of Silicon Valley's most overrated douchebags.
 
2020-06-21 12:52:13 PM  

RodneyToady: So he has large portions of the day earmarked for watching Fox News, golfing, tweeting, and "executive time?"


Not to mention OANN, Hamberders and Covfefe.
 
2020-06-21 6:11:37 PM  
Subby should have scheduled a moment for proof-reading before submitting, but hey, that's what makes Fark so great, tyops, right?
 
2020-06-21 7:17:41 PM  

jayhawk88: Someday, having over a billion dollars will be recognized by the DSM.


Pretty sure it falls under a mix of 'psychopathy' and megalomania already.
 
2020-06-21 9:48:40 PM  
Yeah, couldn't read the article, but saw the link long enough to agree that he's in fact a conehead.
 
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