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(Daily Mail)   Protip: Guys, don't post a profile picture holding your cat on a dating site as women will see you as 'less dateable' and 'less masculine'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-20 5:18:04 PM  
I don't care.
 
2020-06-20 5:29:11 PM  
Nice try, dogs.
 
2020-06-20 5:33:25 PM  
This one wouldn't
 
2020-06-20 5:42:07 PM  
Yeah, no. I started dating one of my bf's *because* he had cute pics of his cat on his phone.

Cue "pussy-magnet" jokes.
 
2020-06-20 5:51:55 PM  
Pro-tip in general: do not have more pics of your pet than you in your profile, and especially not the main pic.
 
2020-06-20 6:19:15 PM  
Lol yeah?

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2020-06-20 6:24:09 PM  
Posing with a fish is still okay, right? I paid a lot for that Salmon at the grocery store
 
2020-06-20 6:25:48 PM  
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2020-06-20 7:10:47 PM  
Chicks dig guys with hamsters. It's science.
 
2020-06-20 7:19:34 PM  

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My cat says that cat looks perfectly dateable.
 
2020-06-20 7:24:46 PM  
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Pffft. Three-wolves for the she-wolves.
 
2020-06-20 7:29:44 PM  
As a gay man, I would date this guy in a heartbeat.

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/Any woman who wouldn't simply hasn't put in the years needed to become a ninja at inferring personality from pictures.
 
2020-06-20 7:31:41 PM  
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2020-06-20 8:32:15 PM  

elvisaintdead: [Fark user image image 670x464]

Pffft. Three-wolves for the she-wolves.


I'm betting fourth from the left is the worst.
 
2020-06-20 8:56:03 PM  
Well duh. That why you wear your "Free Mustache Rides" shirt.
 
2020-06-20 9:08:00 PM  
Looks around at all the "foster" ferals sprawled out, accepts his fate.
 
2020-06-20 9:09:00 PM  
I've already got one. I don't need two more.
 
2020-06-20 9:10:23 PM  
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't want to be around my cat
 
2020-06-20 9:11:07 PM  
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2020-06-20 9:11:14 PM  
I can see how the Fark population skews from the responses in this thread lol
 
2020-06-20 9:11:36 PM  
Sounds like women I wouldn't want to date are self selecting out
 
2020-06-20 9:12:08 PM  
But women like this pic of me and the kitty.

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2020-06-20 9:13:11 PM  

433: elvisaintdead: [Fark user image image 670x464]

Pffft. Three-wolves for the she-wolves.

I'm betting fourth from the left is the worst.


guy in the middle i knew 25 years ago, assuming he has not changed since then.  or that the pic is circa 25 years old.
and count me in on the pro-kitties pics!
 
2020-06-20 9:14:54 PM  
Grandma always said any man who doesn't like cats are heartless men who have short penises.

In my experience she's right.
 
2020-06-20 9:15:03 PM  

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That looks like a young Jim Jones.
 
2020-06-20 9:16:32 PM  
I know I will attract a certain crazy kind of woman with my cat pix.
 
2020-06-20 9:18:09 PM  
I don't know what you mean.

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2020-06-20 9:18:40 PM  
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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2020-06-20 9:18:51 PM  
This is the Daily Mail, so take the advice with a Bonneville Salt Flats.
 
2020-06-20 9:19:00 PM  
Woah, that turned out huge.
 
2020-06-20 9:19:13 PM  
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2020-06-20 9:19:17 PM  
"Participants who identified as a 'dog lover', 'neither' and 'both', favoured the picture of the man alone, yet those who were a 'cat person' opted for the additional feline friend."

Then the picture with the cat is doing its job then.
 
2020-06-20 9:20:16 PM  
But if you post a photo of you holding a pet fox, the ladies will throwing their e-panties at you.

/Don't lie, ladies. You know this image makes you tingly.

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2020-06-20 9:20:55 PM  

433: elvisaintdead: [Fark user image image 670x464]

Pffft. Three-wolves for the she-wolves.

I'm betting fourth from the left is the worst.


Someone who says forth from the left, instead from the right is the worst.

/what time is it?
//it is 55 minutes until 9
 
2020-06-20 9:21:43 PM  
I love my cat bro.

/come at me
 
2020-06-20 9:22:09 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: 433: elvisaintdead: [Fark user image image 670x464]

Pffft. Three-wolves for the she-wolves.

I'm betting fourth from the left is the worst.

Someone who says forth from the left, instead from the right is the worst.

/what time is it?
//it is 55 minutes until 9


**instead of saying second from the right.

Autocorrect snagged my epic snark. I really should preview more.
 
2020-06-20 9:24:49 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Lol yeah?

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Wow, that is a beautiful animal.  The cat's pretty too.
 
2020-06-20 9:25:24 PM  
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2020-06-20 9:27:08 PM  
If you can hold a fuzzy ball of teeth and claws that want to murder anything smaller than them you are obviously breeding material as babies are slightly less likely to shred your skin. It's a fact.
 
2020-06-20 9:27:25 PM  
If I were on the dating scene again I think I would intentionally put a picture of myself holding one of my foster kittens because I would not want to meet the woman who doesn't like kittens.
 
2020-06-20 9:30:11 PM  

Pincy: If I were on the dating scene again I think I would intentionally put a picture of myself holding one of my foster kittens because I would not want to meet the woman who doesn't like kittens.


Who the hell doesn't like kittens?  Oh, my parents.
 
2020-06-20 9:32:02 PM  
OK but when I hold my penis the whole profile gets banned and I'm kicked off. There is just no winning with those sites is there?
 
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2020-06-20 9:32:14 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: AppleOptionEsc: 433: elvisaintdead: [Fark user image image 670x464]

Pffft. Three-wolves for the she-wolves.

I'm betting fourth from the left is the worst.

Someone who says forth from the left, instead from the right is the worst.

/what time is it?
//it is 55 minutes until 9

**instead of saying second from the right.

Autocorrect snagged my epic snark. I really should preview more.


It was totally epic, but oops.
;)
 
2020-06-20 9:32:49 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: But if you post a photo of you holding a pet fox, the ladies will throwing their e-panties at you.

/Don't lie, ladies. You know this image makes you tingly.

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Goddammit now I want a fox.
 
2020-06-20 9:33:13 PM  
Since it's from the Daily Fail I now doubt the existence of men OR cats.
 
2020-06-20 9:34:31 PM  

foo monkey: Pincy: If I were on the dating scene again I think I would intentionally put a picture of myself holding one of my foster kittens because I would not want to meet the woman who doesn't like kittens.

Who the hell doesn't like kittens?  Oh, my parents.


My only objection to kittens is the amount of iodine and bandages I go through...  and given that I'm slightly allergic to cat scratches, the fact that my hands are the size of softballs for a few weeks until they grow out of the habit of instantly shredding anything that rubs their tummy.
 
2020-06-20 9:35:10 PM  
I should get a cat.
 
2020-06-20 9:35:48 PM  
Bullshiat. You can get women who love cats. The downside to this is that they might be dating you just to play with your cat. But you take your chances because hey. You have someone else that loves your cat!
 
2020-06-20 9:38:21 PM  
Begs to differ
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2020-06-20 9:38:36 PM  

GrogSmash: foo monkey: Pincy: If I were on the dating scene again I think I would intentionally put a picture of myself holding one of my foster kittens because I would not want to meet the woman who doesn't like kittens.

Who the hell doesn't like kittens?  Oh, my parents.

My only objection to kittens is the amount of iodine and bandages I go through...  and given that I'm slightly allergic to cat scratches, the fact that my hands are the size of softballs for a few weeks until they grow out of the habit of instantly shredding anything that rubs their tummy.


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