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(WSBTV)   230 plant employees receive positive results for Covid-19. Remaining two-thirds of workers sadly still on Dole   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Employment, test results, Software testing, mass testing event of every Dole employee, Clark County Combined Health District, proper thing, time of the mass testing event, deep cleaning  
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2020-06-20 5:51:31 PM  
Sounds like conditions were ripe.
2020-06-20 6:10:05 PM  
Life on the chain gang is pretty brutal and ruthless. If you want to pee on the pea line, pee on the peas. No breaks allowed!
2020-06-20 7:16:13 PM  
Kind of a refreshing change from the "your lettuce is filled with poo" stories.
2020-06-20 7:34:58 PM  
Unpossible. It's over. They said so on the TV. Turn those machines back on.
2020-06-20 8:09:56 PM  
How Did Europe Avoid the COVID-19 Catastrophe Ravaging US Meatpacking Plants?

"More than nine times as many meat industry workers have tested positive for coronavirus in the United States than in Europe - and dozens more American workers have died - according to figures from governments, media reports and unions, though the U.S. meat industry employs only a third more people."
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2020-06-20 8:29:48 PM  
Well, no Dole salad for us.
2020-06-20 9:04:16 PM  
Dole! Errr D'oh!
2020-06-20 9:05:36 PM  
58 more and it would be too gross.
2020-06-20 11:01:22 PM  
The employee said
2020-06-20 11:27:01 PM  
That's it, I'm not voting for Bob Dole.
2020-06-20 11:37:36 PM  
So....The good news is that they all got tested.
The bad news is all the positive results.
2020-06-21 2:42:43 AM  
I'm making Dole Whips for me and my kids for a Father's Day treat, I'm confident the combination of frozen temps and the angry blender blades will keep us safe.
If not, Daddy's Secret Garage Whiskey will neutralize any remaining threat.
/Or not, they're teens now and are stinky/strong.
//Bottoms up, dads!
///three shots before I fire up the Asteroids machine
2020-06-21 6:38:24 AM  
Salmonella kills the virus.
2020-06-21 7:43:45 AM  
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the caption under the picture at the top of the article.
2020-06-21 11:17:12 AM  
shaddup and get back to work.  profits over people.
2020-06-21 7:06:13 PM  
I imagine some lawyers out there are going to have a fun time with this stuff. Not just Dole, but definitely Dole. Holy shiat.
2020-06-22 8:09:38 AM  
So is human centipede a thing at that plant?  Maybe plant-wide jello wrestling at lunch every day?
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