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2020-06-20 7:50:12 AM  
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2020-06-20 7:52:50 AM  
"If Trump felt comfortable having it here, then I'm comfortable," said one supporter. Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

Clearly someone who fully understands the true nature of the threat. But fingers crossed.
 
2020-06-20 7:53:15 AM  
That's a very geriatric crowd. Bye grandma.
 
2020-06-20 7:55:47 AM  
"If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

No, it'll be two weeks from now after you infect your home, workplace, and gentleman's club.
 
2020-06-20 8:17:03 AM  
I wonder who's going to pretend to be Trump on the stage while the video screens show the actual Trump safe in a greenscreen studio in the White House bunker?
 
2020-06-20 8:24:17 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I wonder who's going to pretend to be Trump on the stage while the video screens show the actual Trump safe in a greenscreen studio in the White House bunker?


I would so not want to be his body double.

I'm sure he will be there.  The chance to stand in front of not one, but two adoring crowds who are lapping up every word that drivels from his mouth?

He would sell someone's left nut to do that.  His physical decline has been because of that lack of public adoration.
 
2020-06-20 8:33:39 AM  

enry: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

No, it'll be two weeks from now after you infect your home, workplace, and gentleman's club.


All the gentlemen's clubs around here are closed.
 
2020-06-20 8:40:25 AM  
I think this is a mistake, but I won't interrupt them.
 
2020-06-20 8:50:09 AM  
"I'm a nurse. I've worked ER for 15 years, and if we want to come to a rally, it's our decision," said Sheri Todd from Park Hill.

Well maybe RIGHT NOW you are.
 
2020-06-20 8:59:10 AM  
Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

How very Klingon of you.
 
2020-06-20 9:41:07 AM  
Wait until they actually have to line up to get in later.
 
2020-06-20 9:45:01 AM  
I really want to watch the shiat show that will ensue if the try to deny entry to someone with a fever.
 
2020-06-20 10:02:34 AM  
"I'm not stupid," he said Friday, on the eve of Saturday's rally. "I'm not going to jump in a den of snakes and sit in front of someone who is coughing uncontrollably. But I do have a mask just in case."

Asymptomatic transfer is a proven fact. Your second statement proves your first statement wrong.
 
2020-06-20 10:02:51 AM  

xanadian: Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

How very Klingon of you.


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2020-06-20 10:04:57 AM  

GooberMcFly: "I'm not stupid," he said Friday, on the eve of Saturday's rally. "I'm not going to jump in a den of snakes and sit in front of someone who is coughing uncontrollably. But I do have a mask just in case."

Asymptomatic transfer is a proven fact. Your second statement proves your first statement wrong.


He's going to a trump rally. Voluntarily. He's obviously stupid.
 
2020-06-20 10:19:30 AM  

xanadian: Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

How very Klingon of you.


But that is not an honorable death.
 
2020-06-20 10:19:34 AM  
"I'm not stupid,"

Say no more.
 
2020-06-20 10:21:01 AM  
Some theme music to set the thread mood as we watch the Trumpanzees pull a slow motion Budd Dwyer.
Andy Williams It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 1 hour
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2020-06-20 10:21:31 AM  
American Exceptionalism at it's it's finest.

Notice how no one was concerned about spreading it to other people.
 
2020-06-20 10:21:34 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "If Trump felt comfortable having it here, then I'm comfortable," said one supporter. Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

Clearly someone who fully understands the true nature of the threat. But fingers crossed.


More like words spoken by the room-temperature IQ lot that they are.
 
2020-06-20 10:21:46 AM  
AITA that won't care when they gasp patriotically?
 
2020-06-20 10:21:52 AM  
"If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

Nice to know Trumpers are willing to go full Jonestown and not just pretend to.
 
2020-06-20 10:22:32 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."


Then tonight, we dine... IN TULSA!
 
2020-06-20 10:22:41 AM  

dildo tontine: I really want to watch the shiat show that will ensue if the try to deny entry to someone with a fever.


This!!! And how easy it will be to complain and get let in regardless. MUH FREEDUMBS!!!
 
2020-06-20 10:22:59 AM  
They are stupid, but they are passionate and they vote. Don't get complacent.
 
2020-06-20 10:23:12 AM  

xanadian: Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

How very Klingon of you.


Before voting would be preferred.
 
2020-06-20 10:23:21 AM  

enry: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

No, it'll be two weeks from now after you infect your home, workplace, and gentleman's club.


Happy Independence Day!
Two weeks from today!
 
2020-06-20 10:23:29 AM  
Subby, don't you mean the ubiquitous George Takei "Oh My"
 
2020-06-20 10:24:02 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "If Trump felt comfortable having it here, then I'm comfortable," said one supporter. Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

Clearly someone who fully understands the true nature of the threat. But fingers crossed.


Yup.

I'm convinced that if people had any idea what secondary drowning entailed, and it was detailed every night on the news for two weeks, we might have a different outcome.

/you aren't going to die tonight, biatch. You're going to dying in three weeks and traumatize a handful of healthcare workers while you do it.
 
2020-06-20 10:24:09 AM  

Pincy: American Exceptionalism at it's it's finest.

Notice how no one was concerned about spreading it to other people.


The next time  a Trumper cares about someone other than themselves will be the first time
 
2020-06-20 10:24:11 AM  
If Antifa, Hillary, or the Deep State were as powerful as claimed, there is no way that they wouldn't have sent a Covid infected squad to cough on Trump by now.

/team alpha on site in Tulsa
//the eagle has landed

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2020-06-20 10:24:24 AM  
Bye-bye, MAGA pie.
 
2020-06-20 10:24:33 AM  

Ishkur: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

Nice to know Trumpers are willing to go full Jonestown and not just pretend to.


Yep.  They are basically a bunch of cult members who are absolutely eager to drink the Flavor-Aid.
 
2020-06-20 10:24:50 AM  
I wish I could drive by the crowd and give out free Viagra and Tylenol.
 
2020-06-20 10:25:38 AM  

Jumbled: "I'm not stupid,"

Say no more.



When people feel the need to say things like "I'm incredibly smart" or "I'm not stupid", you can usually safely assume the opposite is true.

Same goes when they say "To be honest with you"
 
2020-06-20 10:25:39 AM  

Raymond Perjurytrap: "I'm a nurse. I've worked ER for 15 years, and if we want to come to a rally, it's our decision," said Sheri Todd from Park Hill.

Well maybe RIGHT NOW you are.


Yeah, I'm fairly certain this person will be told not to come in for the next two weeks, hopefully without pay.
 
2020-06-20 10:26:19 AM  
I'm actually looking forward to this rally.
 
2020-06-20 10:26:54 AM  
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2020-06-20 10:27:20 AM  

Raymond Perjurytrap: "I'm a nurse. I've worked ER for 15 years, and if we want to come to a rally, it's our decision," said Sheri Todd from Park Hill.

Well, maybe RIGHT NOW you are.


If I was in charge of hiring/firing people at her hospital, she wouldn't be working there Monday morning. No way in hell I'd let someone who knowingly exposed themselves to tens of thousands of possible plague vectors come back to work in a sterile setting. You'd think, being a nurse, she'd know this shiat, but hey. MAGAts gotta MAGAt, I guess.
 
2020-06-20 10:27:41 AM  
Be sure to take deep breaths and shake lots of hands, Trumpers.

My god, am I depressed. Maybe if they weren't so eager to stupid themselves into severe illness.
 
2020-06-20 10:28:02 AM  

Pincy: American Exceptionalism at it's it's finest.

Notice how no one was concerned about spreading it to other people.


fark you, I got *cough* mine.
 
2020-06-20 10:28:35 AM  
"This is a free country and I can do what I want. If I want to wear a mask, I wear a mask. If I don't, I don't. If I get sick, I get sick. That's my choice," Tom continued, adding that he thought the number of coronavirus deaths was being "padded."
Sheri agreed: "Some of these numbers aren't real."


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2020-06-20 10:28:51 AM  
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WAT??
 
2020-06-20 10:28:57 AM  

GanjSmokr: Jumbled: "I'm not stupid,"

Say no more.


When people feel the need to say things like "I'm incredibly smart" or "I'm not stupid", you can usually safely assume the opposite is true.

Same goes when they say "To be honest with you"


I've said that. It's been in the context of "I consider myself pretty smart. And then I watch an episode of only connect and I jump around the room in delight if I get a single answer"

/Only Connect should be the official Fark quiz show
 
2020-06-20 10:29:05 AM  
Lock the doors.  Torch the building.

To kill the virus, of course.
 
2020-06-20 10:29:53 AM  

xanadian: Said another, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die."

How very Klingon of you.


Hey don't insult the Klingons out there. "meQtaHbogh qachDaq Suv qoH neH!" Only a fool fights in a burning house!
 
2020-06-20 10:29:55 AM  

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They're just following the lead of Grandpa.

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2020-06-20 10:30:05 AM  

dildo tontine: I really want to watch the shiat show that will ensue if the try to deny entry to someone with a fever.


I'm not sure they'll put batteries in the thermometers.
 
2020-06-20 10:30:36 AM  
I hope the people that reporter asked about the impact of the virus does follow up interviews in, say, a month or 6 weeks.

He can show pictures of the headstones for the ones who don't survive.
 
2020-06-20 10:31:16 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: If Antifa, Hillary, or the Deep State were as powerful as claimed, there is no way that they wouldn't have sent a Covid infected squad to cough on Trump by now.

/team alpha on site in Tulsa
//the eagle has landed

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I thought Trumps valet purposefully got sick to prove that DJT was immune to the hoax.

That's what I read on the internet. And if you read it on the internet it must be true.
 
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