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(The Hill)   Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-06-19 4:20:31 PM  
I would never eat at a place that's owned by a guy who perpetually looks like he reeks like an ashtray that has been soaked in dog anal gland expression squeezins.
 
2020-06-19 4:29:07 PM  

markie_farkie: I would never eat at a place that's owned by a guy who perpetually looks like he reeks like an ashtray that has been soaked in dog anal gland expression squeezins.


So... Trump tower is right out, then?
 
2020-06-19 4:36:34 PM  
So, did they serve ketchup with the steaks?
 
2020-06-19 4:50:28 PM  
"The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday.
"We met with Mayor Cooper and the doctors weeks ago and explained how having bar service is safer than table service. They're doing everything they can to put us out of business," Smith added.


Well, if public health officials and doctors weren't impressed by the scientific acumen of man who thinks the city government "is, like, communist", well then, I just don't know WHAT to think
 
2020-06-19 4:53:37 PM  
COVID is probably the least virulent thing one could catch at a bar owned by Kid Rock...
 
2020-06-19 4:55:41 PM  
Whatever you do, don't order the Pam Anderson Sour Ale.
 
2020-06-19 4:56:30 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: COVID is probably the least virulent thing one could catch at a bar owned by Kid Rock...


Try the Hepatitis Poppers!
 
2020-06-19 4:56:55 PM  
Of all the legit honkey-tonks in Nashville, why would anyone go to one that blatantly looks like a cash grab?
 
2020-06-19 4:57:03 PM  
Kid Rock thinks he having a rough week keeping his brand afloat but he hasn't talked to Uncle Kracker lately.
 
2020-06-19 5:03:45 PM  

markie_farkie: I would never eat at a place that's owned by a guy who perpetually looks like he reeks like an ashtray that has been soaked in dog anal gland expression squeezins.


I was going to say that Kid Rock is the human personification of a cheap-ass-beer fart, but your description is more poetic.
 
2020-06-19 5:06:00 PM  
Does every steak come with a rift of Warren Zevon?
 
2020-06-19 5:06:13 PM  
what a moron typical trump voter.

fta:
"The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday."
 
2020-06-19 5:08:00 PM  

JudgeSmails: what a moron typical trump voter.

fta:
"The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday."


One night before:

"Let the city come and try and shut us down.  Pussies wont do it.  Bootstraps!"
 
2020-06-19 5:08:39 PM  
I heard it was Staph night.
 
2020-06-19 5:09:01 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Does every steak come with a rift of Warren Zevon?


Stealing riffs of actual good music always improves things, when you have nothing original.
 
2020-06-19 5:09:06 PM  

Magorn: "The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday.
"We met with Mayor Cooper and the doctors weeks ago and explained how having bar service is safer than table service. They're doing everything they can to put us out of business," Smith added.

Well, if public health officials and doctors weren't impressed by the scientific acumen of man who thinks the city government "is, like, communist", well then, I just don't know WHAT to think


Neither option is safe when you cram this many people inside.

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2020-06-19 5:13:08 PM  
Kid Rock pulled a reverse Rachel Dolezal. He went from this...

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I have a white friend from college who is the same way. In school...this guy listened to nothing but Public Enemy, NWA, even X-Clan. Now...? He's a hardcore Trumper and he's only into country. I did not see that coming.
 
2020-06-19 5:13:46 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Magorn: "The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday.
"We met with Mayor Cooper and the doctors weeks ago and explained how having bar service is safer than table service. They're doing everything they can to put us out of business," Smith added.

Well, if public health officials and doctors weren't impressed by the scientific acumen of man who thinks the city government "is, like, communist", well then, I just don't know WHAT to think

Neither option is safe when you cram this many people inside.

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I looked at that picture for too long and now it hurts when I pee.
 
2020-06-19 5:15:32 PM  

markie_farkie: I would never eat at a place that's owned by a guy who perpetually looks like he reeks like an ashtray that has been soaked in dog anal gland expression squeezins.


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2020-06-19 5:17:07 PM  
"The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday.

This type of shiat is exactly why I have never concerned myself when right-wingers and southern or midwest hicks complain about nobody respecting them.Being this stupid and ignorant to the point of this type of hyperbole isn't a cultural trait or phenomenon. You're just a dumb asshole being a dumb asshole and you'll be a dumb asshole no matter where you go.
 
2020-06-19 5:17:19 PM  

I Browse: Kid Rock pulled a reverse Rachel Dolezal. He went from this...

I have a white friend from college who is the same way. In school...this guy listened to nothing but Public Enemy, NWA, even X-Clan. Now...? He's a hardcore Trumper and he's only into country. I did not see that coming.


I can understand it if you're Kid Rock. There is a LOT of money to be made from fleecing rubes. But to choose to become a fleeced rube? That's weird.
 
2020-06-19 5:22:34 PM  
Does he have any songs I would have heard on the radio (not including the Sweet Home ripp off) he went downhill after his little person died, was best part of show
 
2020-06-19 5:23:43 PM  

I Browse: Kid Rock pulled a reverse Rachel Dolezal. He went from this...

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To this...

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I have a white friend from college who is the same way. In school...this guy listened to nothing but Public Enemy, NWA, even X-Clan. Now...? He's a hardcore Trumper and he's only into country. I did not see that coming.


And the best part is he's a rich white kid whose DAD owns DEALERSHIPS. He's as fake as the cheeto in the last picture.
 
2020-06-19 5:23:49 PM  
Didn't he come from a wealthy family in Detroit?
 
2020-06-19 5:26:39 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Magorn: "The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday.
"We met with Mayor Cooper and the doctors weeks ago and explained how having bar service is safer than table service. They're doing everything they can to put us out of business," Smith added.

Well, if public health officials and doctors weren't impressed by the scientific acumen of man who thinks the city government "is, like, communist", well then, I just don't know WHAT to think

Neither option is safe when you cram this many people inside.

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I can smell the Axe, "pyorrhea", stale chewing tobacco spit, Bud Light and Victoria Secret body spray through my iPad.
 
2020-06-19 5:27:42 PM  
Restaurant name is two word too long.

/honky
 
2020-06-19 5:28:16 PM  
Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith

Doesn't sound like Kid Rock owns it to me, Subby.
 
2020-06-19 5:30:39 PM  

weirdneighbour: Does he have any songs I would have heard on the radio


Yeah of course. He's got that...

(not including the Sweet Home ripp off)

Oh, nevermind.
 
2020-06-19 5:31:48 PM  
riverwalk barfly:

Suburban, almost to the exclaves
 
2020-06-19 5:37:47 PM  

iamskibibitz: Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith

Doesn't sound like Kid Rock owns it to me, Subby.


Imagine how silly you would look if multiple owners could form partnerships in a single venture.
 
2020-06-19 5:39:55 PM  

skozlaw: iamskibibitz: Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith

Doesn't sound like Kid Rock owns it to me, Subby.

Imagine how silly you would look if multiple owners could form partnerships in a single venture.


Pretty silly. But I'm guessing Kid probably has a licensing deal.
 
2020-06-19 6:06:28 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Magorn: "The Nashville government is, like, communist. They've got us behind a Berlin Wall," Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith told The Tennessean on Tuesday.
"We met with Mayor Cooper and the doctors weeks ago and explained how having bar service is safer than table service. They're doing everything they can to put us out of business," Smith added.

Well, if public health officials and doctors weren't impressed by the scientific acumen of man who thinks the city government "is, like, communist", well then, I just don't know WHAT to think

Neither option is safe when you cram this many people inside.

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Thanks, my monitor has Covid-19 now.
 
2020-06-19 6:07:22 PM  
I hear their "hotter than your 1st cousin" wings are good.
 
2020-06-19 6:12:58 PM  

iamskibibitz: skozlaw: iamskibibitz: Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith

Doesn't sound like Kid Rock owns it to me, Subby.

Imagine how silly you would look if multiple owners could form partnerships in a single venture.

Pretty silly. But I'm guessing Kid probably has a licensing deal.


You're guessing wrong.
 
2020-06-19 6:29:15 PM  

iamskibibitz: Big Honky Tonk owner Steve Smith

Doesn't sound like Kid Rock owns it to me, Subby.


He puts his name on it, that guarantees him at least a couple gigs a year
 
2020-06-19 6:30:46 PM  

Spartapuss: Kid Rock thinks he having a rough week keeping his brand afloat but he hasn't talked to Uncle Kracker lately.


I hear he's being forced to change his name.

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2020-06-19 6:33:29 PM  
So, now they only serve kool-aid?
 
2020-06-19 6:37:45 PM  
Executive chef Guy Fierri...

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2020-06-19 6:40:22 PM  
Just the name alone conjures up all sorts of nasty stank.
 
2020-06-19 6:58:57 PM  
One of my best friends hangs out there. He's my shortest and dumbest friend, and surprise, he thinks wearing a mask has something to do with masculinity.
 
2020-06-19 7:01:34 PM  

rcain: Screw Kid Rock. I eat at Mike Tyson's Big N***** Chicken Shack

Oh what you can say honky but not n*****???
THAT'S RACIST


Awwwwwwwwwww, poor you. You want to say the n word so bad but those mean ol' Sjws just won't let you

It's so sad and unfair isn't it?
 
2020-06-19 7:01:48 PM  

rcain: Screw Kid Rock. I eat at Mike Tyson's Big N***** Chicken Shack

Oh what you can say honky but not n*****???
THAT'S RACIST


"Chicken"

I got some bad news for you, Norm.
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2020-06-19 7:34:47 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Of all the legit honkey-tonks in Nashville, why would anyone go to one that blatantly looks like a cash grab?


I'm still trying to figure out why so many hicks keep falling for his fake redneck persona.  Time was they used to biatch slap guys pretending to be cowboys.
 
2020-06-19 7:37:40 PM  
Where will the big Honkies go now!
 
2020-06-19 7:39:18 PM  
Man, the racists are coming out of the the woodwork now!  Cowards.
 
2020-06-19 7:48:21 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Of all the legit honkey-tonks in Nashville, why would anyone go to one that blatantly looks like a cash grab?


Cause I heard kid rock might be there and take a selfie with me.
 
2020-06-19 8:05:03 PM  
Dude. You're nearly 50. Drop the "kid" from your name, because you're not a kid. And let's face it, you don't rock. Never did, even when you THINK you did, with that lame ass "Ba-wit-a-sheep Upchuck and boogie" shiat, so you can drop the "rock" too.

A more accurate name would be "Redneck Trailer Trash Grandpa"
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2020-06-19 8:10:35 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Of all the legit honkey-tonks in Nashville, why would anyone go to one that blatantly looks like a cash grab?


You ask this in a world where Hard Rock Cafe is an enduringly popular chain?
 
2020-06-19 8:14:54 PM  
I've never been there, but it sounds like a great place to catch chlamydia
 
2020-06-19 8:50:10 PM  
But I'm a has been celebrity. You can't do that.
 
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