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2020-06-19 3:19:46 PM  
Dallan's also promising one that defies explanation.  I haven't seen any of these fwiw
 
2020-06-19 3:27:36 PM  
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2020-06-19 3:46:16 PM  
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women?
 
2020-06-19 3:47:23 PM  
sounds like you've got the 80's rolled up into one *totally rad* video
 
2020-06-19 3:49:09 PM  

awruk!: Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women?


I heard they'll drive you crazy.
 
2020-06-19 3:50:10 PM  
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I don't know what you have planed for tonight Drew, but count me out.
 
2020-06-19 3:53:32 PM  
Bummer, I was hopingit would be at 8est.  (West-coaster here).  We'll catch the replay.
 
2020-06-19 3:58:42 PM  

RepoManTSM: [Fark user image 564x317]

I don't know what you have planed for tonight Drew, but count me out.


Step right up, now don't be shy.

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2020-06-19 4:00:48 PM  

SansNeural: RepoManTSM: [Fark user image 564x317]

I don't know what you have planed for tonight Drew, but count me out.

Step right up, now don't be shy.

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HARDCORE!

Get yourself a planer and a jointer. Do it right!
 
2020-06-19 4:02:32 PM  
I still prefer Wendy's training videos:

TSE Riff Theater: Wendy's Training Videos
Youtube ixcAGHwIvk0
 
2020-06-19 4:12:05 PM  
Well those are definitely some words you typed out, subby.

No idea what they mean, but someone does.

Surely.
 
2020-06-19 4:12:30 PM  
What's all this then?
 
2020-06-19 4:15:08 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: What's all this then?


Lubing up the pepperoni to stuff the crust tonite?
 
2020-06-19 4:20:06 PM  
There is a mandatory cat requirement dictated by congress. Factor that in. Or suffer the consequences. The horrible, terrible, non-existent consequences.
 
2020-06-19 4:29:23 PM  

elvisaintdead: sounds like you've got the 80's rolled up into one *totally rad* video


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/1990, close enough
 
2020-06-19 4:38:11 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: What's all this then?


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/"Any reference to Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut, is the product of a disturbed mine and has no other significance."
 
2020-06-19 5:06:27 PM  

Drew: Dallan's also promising one that defies explanation.


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2020-06-19 6:14:37 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: So lovely to say, fark off.


Top o' the goat fellatio to you, lad!
 
2020-06-19 6:42:08 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: What's all this then?


I'm sure you'll hear about it in 15 minutes, whether you care to or not.
 
2020-06-19 6:46:06 PM  

Spartapuss: Zulu_as_Kono: What's all this then?

I'm sure you'll hear about it in 15 minutes, whether you care to or not.


As I was informed in that thread, you just need to put Ubuntu, Firefox, Adblock, noScript, and sacrifice small furry mammals to Linus Torvalds, and your phone wont show it.
 
2020-06-19 7:04:14 PM  
Oh God! It's happening again.
 
2020-06-19 7:06:36 PM  
Ooooo... The auto play is back. I foresee lots of butthurt farkers than just can't be assed to turn the sound of it mute the tab.
 
2020-06-19 7:07:55 PM  

soopey: Ooooo... The auto play is back. I foresee lots of butthurt farkers than just can't be assed to turn the sound of it mute the tab.


Those folks are amusing, but I would be concerned if I was subject to data caps.
 
2020-06-19 7:08:04 PM  

soopey: Ooooo... The auto play is back. I foresee lots of butthurt farkers than just can't be assed to turn the sound of it mute the tab.


I currently just have an empty white box.
 
2020-06-19 7:10:40 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I still prefer Wendy's training videos:

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That last video taught me that the proper protocol for an old/broken/otherwise farked up patty is to throw it in the chili pot.

Wendy's chili is ruined for me forever.
 
2020-06-19 7:12:01 PM  

Twitch Boy: DarkSoulNoHope: I still prefer Wendy's training videos:

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That last video taught me that the proper protocol for an old/broken/otherwise farked up patty is to throw it in the chili pot.

Wendy's chili is ruined for me forever.


Wait until you figure out JitB tacos.
 
2020-06-19 7:19:53 PM  
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2020-06-19 7:27:10 PM  
WTF Drew. This autoplay bullshiat blows.

fark you man

SMH
 
2020-06-19 7:27:29 PM  

soopey: Ooooo... The auto play is back. I foresee lots of butthurt farkers than just can't be assed to turn the sound of it mute the tab.


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2020-06-19 7:27:50 PM  
Found it.  Fixing.
 
2020-06-19 7:29:27 PM  
YTP - Wendy's - Turn the Meat
Youtube Olzi5nK8y6I
The best way to enjoy a Wendy's training video.
 
2020-06-19 7:30:28 PM  
Autoplay was jarring on mobile, but who is this whiney disheveled guy endorsing satanism?
 
2020-06-19 7:30:53 PM  
It was fun but I have to placate.

Have a good night y'all.
 
2020-06-19 7:31:55 PM  

Twitch Boy: DarkSoulNoHope: I still prefer Wendy's training videos:

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That last video taught me that the proper protocol for an old/broken/otherwise farked up patty is to throw it in the chili pot.

Wendy's chili is ruined for me forever.


Yeah, anyone who doesn't put whole prime rib in their chili is doing it all wrong.
 
2020-06-19 7:43:03 PM  
sex ed, cigarettes, preachers, satanism, spandex, and a Pizza Hut training video

Shoot, a feller had a great time in my high school Health class with all that stuff.
 
2020-06-19 8:04:07 PM  
Caught the last 10 minutes. Enjoyed it. Thank you.
 
2020-06-19 8:04:35 PM  

Subtonic: Autoplay was jarring on mobile, but who is this whiney disheveled guy endorsing satanism?


Kevin
 
2020-06-19 8:08:46 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Subtonic: Autoplay was jarring on mobile, but who is this whiney disheveled guy endorsing satanism?

Kevin


The Mormon kid? He was always odd. Way too into TMNT, thought he knew karate.
 
2020-06-19 8:29:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Subtonic: Autoplay was jarring on mobile, but who is this whiney disheveled guy endorsing satanism?

Kevin


Kevin is the new Karen.
 
2020-06-19 8:34:38 PM  

Subtonic: Bathia_Mapes: Subtonic: Autoplay was jarring on mobile, but who is this whiney disheveled guy endorsing satanism?

Kevin

The Mormon kid? He was always odd. Way too into TMNT, thought he knew karate.



If you're talking about the guy ranting about abortion, that was Kevin, the disheveled public access TV televangelist
 
2020-06-19 9:32:25 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Subtonic: Bathia_Mapes: Subtonic: Autoplay was jarring on mobile, but who is this whiney disheveled guy endorsing satanism?

Kevin

The Mormon kid? He was always odd. Way too into TMNT, thought he knew karate.


If you're talking about the guy ranting about abortion, that was Kevin, the disheveled public access TV televangelist


Wasn't Kevin the Satanist this guy was ranting about?
 
2020-06-19 9:56:32 PM  
Missed it live.  Probably a good thing.  I would have been sober then
 
2020-06-19 10:04:34 PM  
Tonight at 7pm Eastern - [...]

posted to Main » and Podcast » on 19 Jun 2020 at 8:30 PM


So we liters get to know about it 90 minutes after it starts? Why bother?
 
2020-06-19 10:10:09 PM  

Unright: Tonight at 7pm Eastern - [...]

posted to Main » and Podcast » on 19 Jun 2020 at 8:30 PM

So we liters get to know about it 90 minutes after it starts? Why bother?


It's been on the Main page for at least 6 hours (when I first saw it).  Each time they bump it to the top of the main page, it gets a new timestamp.
 
2020-06-19 10:33:45 PM  
Ah, okay.
 
2020-06-19 11:36:24 PM  
That was fun.  I liked the reel-to-reel Zeppelin-Satan tape!
 
2020-06-20 4:45:16 AM  
I nominate the name Kevin to be the male equivalent of Karen.
 
2020-06-20 2:51:54 PM  

Don Gato: I nominate the name Kevin to be the male equivalent of Karen.


It already is over at r/IDONTWORKHERELADY
 
2020-06-20 4:19:07 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Don Gato: I nominate the name Kevin to be the male equivalent of Karen.

It already is over at r/IDONTWORKHERELADY


I didn't watch any of that stuff so IHNIWYTA, but anyway...

I work for a small company who's customers are all industrial.  While my job is technically "white collar" I spend a fair amount of time on factory floors.  The company contracts with a uniform service and, while it is optional, you'd be a fool to risk getting your own clothes hosed down with hydraulic oil or some lesser besmirchment.

We "office" people have the option to choose some dressier shirts, but they're less hardy and while on the road I prefer to show unity with any "shop" guys I'm traveling with anyway.  Plus I like the shop shirts - they have two breast pockets, a pen pocket on the shoulders AND a vertical flap that covers the buttons to keep them from snagging on things.  And they look pretty good.

All of which leads into explaining that folks in retail stores often think I work there.  Not that WalMart or Lowe's have shirts as cool as ours, but people are dumb.  In my old, pre-sobriety days I'd fark with them when they asked me questions.  These days I just listen patiently until they're done, then say "I don't work here".
 
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