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2020-06-18 9:20:41 PM  
1 vote:
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,

"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them... twice."

The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father... I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everybody!"
 
2020-06-18 7:31:47 PM  
1 vote:

Non Sequitur Man: /blame sativa


If we go by the book, like Mr. Sativa... In a few more blooming weeks.

If we go by the book...
 
2020-06-18 7:13:08 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Ya'll need a better connection.


Musk is working on it.

/He likes three ways.
 
2020-06-18 6:28:42 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks for the entertainment!!

See y'all tonight.   :)
 
2020-06-18 5:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
We also have a bonus video from TFD that didn't make the main page anywhere that has to be seen to be believed
 
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