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(Page Six)   Elon Musk wants everyone to know he totally didn't have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2020-06-18 10:09:27 AM  
🤭... 🤢... 🤮
 
2020-06-18 10:17:21 AM  
They can't have both made poor life choices at the same time.
 
2020-06-18 10:30:34 AM  
If women want to shed the image of being money-grubbing whores, they need to stop dating complete dickwipes like Elon Musk, who wouldn't be given a second glance were it not for his cash.
 
2020-06-18 10:52:48 AM  
Neither did I.

Just in case you were wondering.
 
2020-06-18 10:59:00 AM  

O-Face: Neither did I.

Just in case you were wondering.


Wow. I thought it was just me.
 
2020-06-18 11:40:08 AM  

Jack Sabbath: If women want to shed the image of being money-grubbing whores, they need to stop dating complete dickwipes like Elon Musk, who wouldn't be given a second glance were it not for his cash.


Or more worthless guys like us need to find famous sugar-mamas to date.
 
2020-06-18 11:40:52 AM  
When that failed to work, Mr. Musk just stood in the middle of the 405 and screamed "Somebody pay attention to me!".
 
2020-06-18 11:48:16 AM  
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2020-06-18 11:54:42 AM  
FTFA:
Musk continued to Page Six, referring to Depp's dogged legal pursuit of Heard following their 2017 divorce, "Regarding this lawsuit, I would recommend that everyone involved bury the hatchet and move on.
"Life is too short for such extended negativity. Nobody is going to say, after it's all over, that they wished the court battle had lasted longer!"


Surprisingly cogent and reasonable. That's nice to see from him, considering the crazy shiat he's said lately.
 
2020-06-18 12:01:18 PM  
I'm not going to dignify that with a denial. Ya'll just gossip amongst yourselves.
 
2020-06-18 12:02:30 PM  
Elon Musk thinks he's Tony Stark. . .
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But he's really a slightly-more-successful Justin Hammer.
 
2020-06-18 12:03:14 PM  
Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,
 
2020-06-18 12:05:28 PM  
Well if I had a threesome with them I would have had shirts made.
 
2020-06-18 12:07:19 PM  

imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,


Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.
 
2020-06-18 12:12:31 PM  

Jack Sabbath: If women want to shed the image of being money-grubbing whores, they need to stop dating complete dickwipes like Elon Musk, who wouldn't be given a second glance were it not for his cash.


What if they don't? Or don't think they are? Lack of self-awareness is the most prized possession of 2020.
 
2020-06-18 12:12:44 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.


I get the appeal.

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2020-06-18 12:16:51 PM  
We need InDepp investigation into this
 
2020-06-18 12:21:22 PM  
So Cara Delaware was in the middle of a shiat sandwich. Elon and the abuser deserve each other as they're both insufferable pricks.
 
2020-06-18 12:22:53 PM  

imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,


Don't forget that piece of crap she did with Legolas on Amazon Prime. She sucks as a actor.
 
2020-06-18 12:24:26 PM  
Also, is phrase "sloppy seconds" is applicable  in this case?

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2020-06-18 12:26:02 PM  
Musk and his entire cult can go fark themselves. Utterly overbearing, tiring, and irritating.

No, I don't deny the great technical innovations of his companies, and yes, I admire what they're doing. I'm glad they exist and root for them.

But forward-thinking genius or not, the guy himself is a complete putz and the people who fall at his feet aren't much better.

Worship the achievements, yes, but the man? He's a tool.
 
2020-06-18 12:32:36 PM  
And then, Cara realized that that whole space rocket thing was really, really compensating for something and decided to date women exclusively thereafter. Plus the whole crazy dope-smoking pedoguy-calling douchebag thing.

I think Cara will become a great actress some day. Just like Kristen Stewart.
 
2020-06-18 12:35:55 PM  
What he's saying he just watched, so it wasn't a threesome? I buy that.
 
2020-06-18 12:42:01 PM  

shoegaze99: Musk and his entire cult can go fark themselves. Utterly overbearing, tiring, and irritating.

No, I don't deny the great technical innovations of his companies, and yes, I admire what they're doing. I'm glad they exist and root for them.

But forward-thinking genius or not, the guy himself is a complete putz and the people who fall at his feet aren't much better.

Worship the achievements, yes, but the man? He's a tool.


Not the mad scientist we want, but the one we get?
/oddly enough, he comes off well here
//wait a day, he'll be back
///Shotwell can only lock his twitter account for so long...
 
2020-06-18 12:50:08 PM  
He's off putting and his libertarian (astrology for men) fan base are dipshiats.
 
2020-06-18 12:52:32 PM  

shoegaze99: Musk and his entire cult can go fark themselves. Utterly overbearing, tiring, and irritating.

No, I don't deny the great technical innovations of his companies, and yes, I admire what they're doing. I'm glad they exist and root for them.

But forward-thinking genius or not, the guy himself is a complete putz and the people who fall at his feet aren't much better.

Worship the achievements, yes, but the man? He's a tool.


Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way.
 
2020-06-18 12:53:12 PM  
I would think a guy with a billion dollars could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money.
 
2020-06-18 12:58:11 PM  

mongbiohazard: RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.

I get the appeal.

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Wow... if only she had looked like that in "Valerian".
 
2020-06-18 1:07:53 PM  

4seasons85!: shoegaze99: Musk and his entire cult can go fark themselves. Utterly overbearing, tiring, and irritating.

No, I don't deny the great technical innovations of his companies, and yes, I admire what they're doing. I'm glad they exist and root for them.

But forward-thinking genius or not, the guy himself is a complete putz and the people who fall at his feet aren't much better.

Worship the achievements, yes, but the man? He's a tool.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way.


I really WANT to like him, but the crazy shiat that comes out of his mouth sometimes makes it very, very hard. No doubt the dude is a legit genius, but even geniuses can say/believe stupid shiat sometimes.
 
2020-06-18 1:09:13 PM  

Jack Sabbath: If women want to shed the image of being money-grubbing whores, they need to stop dating complete dickwipes like Elon Musk, who wouldn't be given a second glance were it not for his cash.


He robbed you blind man, you robbed blind!
/Still no reason to drive into the crowds
 
2020-06-18 1:10:43 PM  
I dunno, man. At the risk of venturing into studman69 territory, I've never really understood Delevingne's appeal. I mean, she's certainly pretty enough but every time I hear her talk it's like her personality just seems to be so off-putting. Watching her do interviews is intolerable after only a few minutes. And there are plenty of other attractive womyn in the world who come across as much smarter and more pleasant to be around.
 
2020-06-18 1:22:33 PM  
He looks like he is made of biscuit dough.  What is it with rich tech dudes that look like someone made a model of a human without actually seeing one.
 
2020-06-18 1:46:07 PM  

4seasons85!: shoegaze99: Musk and his entire cult can go fark themselves. Utterly overbearing, tiring, and irritating.

No, I don't deny the great technical innovations of his companies, and yes, I admire what they're doing. I'm glad they exist and root for them.

But forward-thinking genius or not, the guy himself is a complete putz and the people who fall at his feet aren't much better.

Worship the achievements, yes, but the man? He's a tool.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way.


I think there are quite a few of us in this camp.
 
2020-06-18 2:05:11 PM  

mongbiohazard: RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.

I get the appeal.

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From the nose up and the neck down she looks amazing.
 
2020-06-18 2:07:31 PM  

O-Face: Neither did I.

Just in case you were wondering.


If we are only talking about the non-imaginary world, me either.
 
2020-06-18 2:18:16 PM  

Jack Sabbath: If women want to shed the image of being money-grubbing whores, they need to stop dating complete dickwipes like Elon Musk, who wouldn't be given a second glance were it not for his cash.


Yea, because all women date Elon Musk all the time. One woman's actions represent all women. Yup. They are a monolith, that's how it works.

/Musk is a turd
 
2020-06-18 2:29:36 PM  
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2020-06-18 2:29:57 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: mongbiohazard: RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.

I get the appeal.

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From the nose up and the neck down she looks amazing.


Look at that sharp... chin?
 
2020-06-18 2:35:25 PM  
Back of the line dude.
 
2020-06-18 2:37:15 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: And then, Cara realized that that whole space rocket thing was really, really compensating for something and decided to date women exclusively thereafter. Plus the whole crazy dope-smoking pedoguy-calling douchebag thing.

I think Cara will become a great actress some day. Just like Kristen Stewart.


Is... uh, is this sarcasm?
 
2020-06-18 2:38:01 PM  

mongbiohazard: RogueWallEnthusiast: mongbiohazard: RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.

I get the appeal.

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From the nose up and the neck down she looks amazing.

Look at that sharp... chin?


I know it sounds like I'm trying to studman, but it's more a (without the white race stuff):

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2020-06-18 2:44:01 PM  
I SERIOUSLY doubt they were both cheating on me at the same time
 
2020-06-18 3:16:58 PM  

LewDux: Also, is phrase "sloppy seconds" is applicable  in this case?

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Goddammnit, that was the last song I heard before I went to bed, and it was stuck in my head when I woke up, and I finally got rid of it by the time I finished putting air in my tires. Now it's back again, mother farker!
 
2020-06-18 3:22:01 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.


Maybe you've not noticed but there are some parts below the chin that are pretty darn nice.
 
2020-06-18 3:26:06 PM  

walrusonion: So Cara Delaware was in the middle of a shiat sandwich. Elon and the abuser deserve each other as they're both insufferable pricks.


Cara & Amber like women more than men. I'm betting he just watched.
 
2020-06-18 3:28:49 PM  

thespindrifter: mongbiohazard: RogueWallEnthusiast: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Her eyes are pretty, her eyebrows are distinctive...but she's got no chin/an overbite.  I don't get the appeal(unless she's wearing a lower face covering mask.

And she can't act for shiate.

I get the appeal.

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Wow... if only she had looked like that in "Valerian".


RiRi was the star of that movie. I found it pretty entertaining.
 
2020-06-18 3:29:43 PM  
Yeah, I've seen Basic Instinct. I don't care who Amber has with her - I'm going to keep my distance.
 
2020-06-18 3:52:28 PM  

casey17: walrusonion: So Cara Delaware was in the middle of a shiat sandwich. Elon and the abuser deserve each other as they're both insufferable pricks.

Cara & Amber like women more than men. I'm betting he just watched.


"Watched"


/Fap
 
2020-06-18 4:02:36 PM  

Shakes999: imashark: Cara Delevingne is quite attractive, but in the movies I've seen her in she has as much charm as a side of a u-haul cardboard box that has been cut into the vague shape of a stick figure.

cf: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Suicide Squad,

Don't forget that piece of crap she did with Legolas on Amazon Prime. She sucks as a actor.


Her non-talent just stops any enjoyment that could be had watching whatever she's in. She is THAT level of terrible. The problem is exacerbated by the apparent studio mandate to have her front-and-center of the projects she's acting on. I don't know why but some high-ups are heavily invested in presenting her as a "thing" and it's a disaster.
 
2020-06-18 4:11:23 PM  
As some of you may have noticed, I have not yet made any such denials regarding any alleged threesomes with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne.
 
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