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(Reuters)   Carnival cruises to a $4.4bil quarterly loss   (reuters.com) divider line
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2020-06-18 10:46:25 AM  
Any body interested in buying a cruise ship real cheap?
 
2020-06-18 11:13:49 AM  

bobobolinskii: Any body interested in buying a cruise ship real cheap?


Friends of our were supposed to be going on a family cruise today to bermuda, cococay, and some other islands on Royal. Then they got rebooked to August. Now Royal is saying they cancelled the August cruise and offered them next summer. I doubt they will be able to go even then since Americans can't wear a goddamn mask and ports don't want to open up to infected Americans.
 
2020-06-18 11:37:24 AM  
Solution: They offer to hold Trump campaign rallies on their ships.
 
2020-06-18 11:51:00 AM  

thornhill: Solution: They offer to hold Trump campaign rallies on their ships.


Be sure to bring your security bear.
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2020-06-18 11:56:31 AM  
Run and cry to Liberia or panama or wherever you call home to maximize your wealth and see what they can do for you
 
2020-06-18 11:57:18 AM  

bobobolinskii: Any body interested in buying a cruise ship real cheap?


I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2020-06-18 12:36:57 PM  

eagles95: bobobolinskii: Any body interested in buying a cruise ship real cheap?

Friends of our were supposed to be going on a family cruise today to bermuda, cococay, and some other islands on Royal. Then they got rebooked to August. Now Royal is saying they cancelled the August cruise and offered them next summer. I doubt they will be able to go even then since Americans can't wear a goddamn mask and ports don't want to open up to infected Americans.


My parents were planning to go on Princess at the end of March.  Princess did the right thing and gave them the option of a full refund, or 175% credit towards a future cruise.  They didn't need to decide until three days before the ship was supposed to sail.
 
2020-06-18 12:40:13 PM  

eagles95: bobobolinskii: Any body interested in buying a cruise ship real cheap?

Friends of our were supposed to be going on a family cruise today to bermuda, cococay, and some other islands on Royal. Then they got rebooked to August. Now Royal is saying they cancelled the August cruise and offered them next summer. I doubt they will be able to go even then since Americans can't wear a goddamn mask and ports don't want to open up to infected Americans.


Countries are going to pay Trump to build a wall around the United States to keep us in....
 
2020-06-18 12:40:38 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: thornhill: Solution: They offer to hold Trump campaign rallies on their ships.

Be sure to bring your security bear.
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Did they inject the bear with COVID for good measure?
 
2020-06-18 12:51:42 PM  

zerkalo: Run and cry to Liberia or panama or wherever you call home to maximize your wealth and see what they can do for you


This. These aren't US companies. They offshored their earnings. I say let them sink.
 
2020-06-18 1:16:29 PM  

Nadie_AZ: zerkalo: Run and cry to Liberia or panama or wherever you call home to maximize your wealth and see what they can do for you

This. These aren't US companies. They offshored their earnings. I say let them sink.


norwegian cruise lines ship the pride of america would like a word with you.
 
2020-06-18 1:56:18 PM  
I would not be sad if the cruise industry completely died.
 
2020-06-18 1:58:39 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: eagles95: bobobolinskii: Any body interested in buying a cruise ship real cheap?

Friends of our were supposed to be going on a family cruise today to bermuda, cococay, and some other islands on Royal. Then they got rebooked to August. Now Royal is saying they cancelled the August cruise and offered them next summer. I doubt they will be able to go even then since Americans can't wear a goddamn mask and ports don't want to open up to infected Americans.

Countries are going to pay Trump to build a wall around the United States to keep us in....


That was my alternate ending to Idiocracy. The camera pulls back, and you see the US is surrounded by a giant wall to keep the idiots from the rest of the world, which has flying cars and space travel.
 
2020-06-18 2:34:46 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I would not be sad if the cruise industry completely died.


Keep the cruise industry alive. I don't want the typical people who go on cruises to start vacationing where I do.
 
2020-06-18 4:50:22 PM  

Imperialism: Tyrone Slothrop: I would not be sad if the cruise industry completely died.

Keep the cruise industry alive. I don't want the typical people who go on cruises to start vacationing where I do.


I enjoy cruising.  On these cruises, my wife and I enjoy drinks and being outside far away from home.  We keep to ourselves, and treat people nicely.  Sorry if that's unpleasant to you, but we like it.
 
2020-06-18 5:14:39 PM  

MrCynical: Imperialism: Tyrone Slothrop: I would not be sad if the cruise industry completely died.

Keep the cruise industry alive. I don't want the typical people who go on cruises to start vacationing where I do.

I enjoy cruising.  On these cruises, my wife and I enjoy drinks and being outside far away from home.  We keep to ourselves, and treat people nicely.  Sorry if that's unpleasant to you, but we like it.


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2020-06-18 10:34:29 PM  
How many years would it take to match the displacement of one of these reef destroying juggernauts of mediocre travel to Hard Rock Cafes?
 
2020-06-18 10:34:40 PM  
Tears
 
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