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(Some Guy)   Finally An answer to the age old question: Does a bear shiat in the woods? Well, turns out a bear will shiat anywhere it damn well pleases   (97x.com) divider line
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2020-06-18 10:16:31 AM  
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Scat!!
 
2020-06-18 10:21:27 AM  
Yogi Bear: Trying to Escape Jellystone Park
Youtube k5AwcMWb1Ns
 
2020-06-18 12:40:36 PM  
Is it Catholic? Did it make a sound?
 
2020-06-18 12:50:31 PM  
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2020-06-18 12:52:44 PM  
Rabbits also know it's best to stay out of reach when a bear is taking a shiat.
 
2020-06-18 12:52:44 PM  
At least the bear didn't swipe their newspaper
 
2020-06-18 12:53:23 PM  
Open Season - Boog's Poop Scene (5/10) | Movieclips
Youtube zgrvS0PJDrA
 
2020-06-18 12:53:53 PM  
I guess the person who took the picture doesn't go there to hunt...
 
2020-06-18 12:55:18 PM  
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2020-06-18 12:56:33 PM  
Thats a lot of huckelberries.
 
2020-06-18 1:04:14 PM  

SBinRR: Rabbits also know it's best to stay out of reach when a bear is taking a shiat.


Came here to post that joke.  Doing it anyway.

Eddie Murphy - Bear and Rabbit Joke
Youtube 1mFf5B5qEX4
 
2020-06-18 1:10:43 PM  

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I guarantee that is from a vacation home in Gatlinburg, TN.
 
2020-06-18 1:16:38 PM  
There's no pleases.   It just goes where it goes.  Bears are unconsciously an enemy of sanitation. That's why they don't go to Heaven.
 
2020-06-18 1:17:07 PM  
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I like that the cub nearly got it right in the face.
 
2020-06-18 1:17:09 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 620x943]

I guarantee that is from a vacation home in Gatlinburg, TN.


My first thought as well.
 
2020-06-18 1:19:46 PM  

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I like that the cub nearly got it right in the face.


I laughed way too hard at that.
 
2020-06-18 1:32:42 PM  

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I like that the cub nearly got it right in the face.


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2020-06-18 1:49:04 PM  

OlderGuy: WoodyHayes: [Fark user image 320x240] [View Full Size image _x_]

I like that the cub nearly got it right in the face.

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2020-06-18 2:02:52 PM  
Age old question...
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2020-06-18 2:24:45 PM  
@YukonVet Jan 8, 2018
My @flir thermal cam has amazingly cool #vetmed applications from finding small tendon strains or hidden injuries to..finding a whole big BEAR in the woods!

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@YukonVet · Jan 8, 2018
... and the answer is... yes, they do.

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2020-06-18 2:34:31 PM  

good_2_go: @YukonVet Jan 8, 2018
My @flir thermal cam has amazingly cool #vetmed applications from finding small tendon strains or hidden injuries to..finding a whole big BEAR in the woods!

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@YukonVet · Jan 8, 2018
... and the answer is... yes, they do.

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2020-06-18 3:14:12 PM  
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2020-06-18 3:21:11 PM  
What does bear poop look like?
It looks like ours, except with a better diet. More fiber, anyway.
 
2020-06-18 3:38:16 PM  
What about when it is hibernating? Does the bear shiat while asleep or take a giant one when it wakes up?
 
2020-06-18 3:41:23 PM  
Man discovers bear in his backyard
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2020-06-18 3:48:35 PM  

mechgreg: What about when it is hibernating? Does the bear shiat while asleep or take a giant one when it wakes up?


Never thought I'd be looking this up, but here we are.

No bears do not usually poop during hibernation. They develop a kind of fecal plug during that several months of sleep that they poop out near the entrance of their den in the spring.

/you have now subscribed to Bear Facts
 
2020-06-18 3:54:39 PM  
Wtf Are there bears in Iowa ?
 
2020-06-18 4:00:48 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Wtf Are there bears in Iowa ?


Yeah, just the black ones and not many, mostly near the rivers (which is most of eastern iowa). Quite a bit of wildlife along the Missisippi and its tributaries.

Oh and deer throughout the state. A metric shiatton of deer. Don't have many natural predators left. (Unless wolves have made a comeback since I moved out years ago).
 
2020-06-18 5:58:41 PM  
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