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(Fox 31 Denver)   Emails show Pence had CDC director call Colorado state health officials and talk them into letting meat packing plant reopen, which promptly became a virus hotspot   (kdvr.com) divider line
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2020-06-18 8:23:13 AM  
Just doing his part to hasten the End Times so that all those pesky temptations will go away...
 
2020-06-18 8:36:10 AM  
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2020-06-18 8:39:59 AM  
Is this the meat we were exporting to China?
 
2020-06-18 9:03:02 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: [Fark user image 480x480]


I saw that yesterday and was hoping to be the Weeners it.  Good show.

/You have to be quick around here...
 
2020-06-18 9:08:40 AM  
What a Christian thing to do.
 
2020-06-18 9:45:22 AM  

UberDave: Doctor Funkenstein: [Fark user image 480x480]

I saw that yesterday and was hoping to be the Weeners it.  Good show.

/You have to be quick around here...


I found it yesterday, too, on some dude's Twitter page.  I forget his name but he does hilarious parody videos of Trumpers.  Gimme a couple minutes and I'll see if I can find him.  I think he's the one who designed that shirt.
 
2020-06-18 9:53:01 AM  
UberDave: This is where I found it.  Guy's name is Brent Terhune.  This is his Aunt Jemima video and it's pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/stat​u​s/1273277293964734472

Some NSFW language.
 
2020-06-18 10:29:08 AM  
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2020-06-18 10:35:03 AM  
Yay, that's the THIRD farking outbreak that asshole has created.

THIRD.
 
2020-06-18 10:37:42 AM  
Somebody arrest these farkers for mass murder.  This is far too deliberate.
 
2020-06-18 10:38:39 AM  
Trump wants to kill Americans so China can eat our meat.

/not bothering with phrasing
 
2020-06-18 10:41:51 AM  
He's just giving the horse an encouraging smack to get it going.

While furiously masturbating.
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2020-06-18 10:42:23 AM  
Trumperdink wasn't going to win Colorado anyway.
 
2020-06-18 10:43:53 AM  
These emails are different because (-R)easons
 
2020-06-18 10:45:15 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: UberDave: This is where I found it.  Guy's name is Brent Terhune.  This is his Aunt Jemima video and it's pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/statu​s/1273277293964734472

Some NSFW language.


Dude's hilarious and loves to retweet people who think he's being serious. Those are my favorite ones to read.

Here's the one on NASCAR banning the Confederate Flag: https://twitter.com/i/status/12​7087385​6295817224
 
2020-06-18 10:50:11 AM  
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2020-06-18 10:53:41 AM  
BUTTIZ EMAILS!!
 
2020-06-18 10:57:36 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: [Fark user image 480x480]


If the picture spanned the whole front on the shirt, I would probably buy one and wear it wherever ultra-conservatives can be found (I highly doubt they would get the reference.

That reminds me.  Does anyone know where I can purchase a gallon or two of Tuscan whole milk?
 
2020-06-18 10:58:38 AM  
what a fine Christian thing to do
 
2020-06-18 11:05:51 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is this the meat we were exporting to China?


That would make sense with the amount of EvilTM expected. Murrican workers sending meat to those Jyna Virus people while Our HeroesTM are dying as America opens up again.
 
2020-06-18 11:07:29 AM  
Hmm. . .does it work better with the picture enlarged?
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2020-06-18 11:42:54 AM  
well, most likely the workers there are immigrants...so to Pence it's win/win
 
2020-06-18 2:20:19 PM  
What I find interesting is watching how the blame for the resurgence is slowly being transferred to Pence from Trump, through articles releasing "emails from Pence" this and "statements from Pence" that, as though he didn't do any of that on Trump's orders.

The whole administration is complicit, but Trump remains at the top. This is a man trying desperately to save himself from humiliation as he throws everyone under the bus before the election. Pence may be willing to take one (or more) for the team, because Pence himself is a Bible-beating scumbag with hate in his heart but believes himself both loyal and pious, but it's no less obvious that this is Trump and his handlers doing their best to set shiat up so that when it goes south, Trump's all like "well, he did that himself" or "I'm not sure about that" when questioned.
 
2020-06-18 5:08:33 PM  

FormlessOne: What I find interesting is watching how the blame for the resurgence is slowly being transferred to Pence from Trump, through articles releasing "emails from Pence" this and "statements from Pence" that, as though he didn't do any of that on Trump's orders.

The whole administration is complicit, but Trump remains at the top. This is a man trying desperately to save himself from humiliation as he throws everyone under the bus before the election. Pence may be willing to take one (or more) for the team, because Pence himself is a Bible-beating scumbag with hate in his heart but believes himself both loyal and pious, but it's no less obvious that this is Trump and his handlers doing their best to set shiat up so that when it goes south, Trump's all like "well, he did that himself" or "I'm not sure about that" when questioned.


Maybe it's a deliberate ploy to blame pence so he can fire him as VP and appoint a new running mate? Please, someone more skilled at trumpese than I write that tweet...
 
2020-06-18 5:09:48 PM  

Cafe Threads: [Fark user image 425x185]


Please quit posting this.  "Americans" did not get bored of it and stop.  They have been IMMERSED in media and government decisions and appearances from on high telling them THE VIRUS ISN'T A BIG DEAL, when it's still exactly as goddamned dangerous as it was when we first shut down.  The government is lying EVERY DAY, blatantly and obviously against the open advice of their OWN health experts, that they have made things safe enough to open when they haven't done a lick.

Are large amounts of Americans going to be lulled into a false sense of security because of this? YES! ANYONE WOULD!  And the media can only resist that force of normality as governor after governor moves to reopen, because they're not immune from the cultural sense of it either even though they should know better.

Blaming Americans for getting "bored" gives cover to the negligent farking death cultists deliberately putting Americans at risk from the top down.
 
2020-06-18 5:34:23 PM  

BlastYoBoots: Cafe Threads: [Fark user image 425x185]

Please quit posting this.  "Americans" did not get bored of it and stop.  They have been IMMERSED in media and government decisions and appearances from on high telling them THE VIRUS ISN'T A BIG DEAL, when it's still exactly as goddamned dangerous as it was when we first shut down.  The government is lying EVERY DAY, blatantly and obviously against the open advice of their OWN health experts, that they have made things safe enough to open when they haven't done a lick.

Are large amounts of Americans going to be lulled into a false sense of security because of this? YES! ANYONE WOULD! And the media can only resist that force of normality as governor after governor moves to reopen, because they're not immune from the cultural sense of it either even though they should know better.

Blaming Americans for getting "bored" gives cover to the negligent farking death cultists deliberately putting Americans at risk from the top down.


Generally, overall, I agree, BUT

No, ANYONE would not be lulled into "a dubious state of serenity" (TM Tool "7empest").

Only MAGAts. Only MAGAts trust what this mis-administration says, and only idiot governors are ignoring scientific expertise to please their frothing slug.

My state, CA, has just had our Governor say that masks are MANDATORY. So, no, not ANYONE would be fooled, only the foolish.

And I will beat to death with my cane any plague rat that comes near me without a mask.
 
2020-06-18 8:00:42 PM  
Trump, Pence, McConnell, Princess Ivanka, Duke Jared, The Walrus, Mattis*, Barr, Sessions, actually....the whole cabinet, all need to end up like Mussolini.


*did not speak up soon enough. This also needs public and dramatic punishment.
 
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