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(The Hill)   Donald Trump wants to find and prosecute Bill Barr   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-06-17 9:34:57 PM  
If you had just said " the secret service made the call, it's what they are paid to do, so I went". It would already be forgotten,

But nope, he just has to tell EVERYONE how he was just smacking his lips cause the fish looked tasty

Obscure enough for ya?
 
2020-06-17 9:41:41 PM  
We're watching him come apart before our eyes. He thinks every conversation with him is classified and wants to prosecute anyone that breaks omertà.

Simply amazing.
 
2020-06-17 10:01:18 PM  
But I thought it didn't happen?
You were just inspecting the bunker weren't you? Two and a half times.
 
2020-06-17 10:03:44 PM  

Elegy: We're watching him come apart before our eyes. He thinks every conversation with him is classified and wants to prosecute anyone that breaks omertà.

Simply amazing.


Bolton really has him rattled.
 
2020-06-17 10:36:42 PM  
I first read this as Bill Bear.
 
2020-06-17 11:01:47 PM  
Bunker Biatch Baby is losing it completely. What a beautiful sight to behold.

Hope we all live to see through it.
 
2020-06-17 11:06:45 PM  

kdawg7736: I first read this as Bill Bear.


Billy Bunter
 
2020-06-17 11:07:27 PM  

Walker: But I thought it didn't happen?
You were just inspecting the bunker weren't you? Two and a half times.


Ohhh...so he IS a liar...
So why does he still get to be president?
 
2020-06-17 11:08:49 PM  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2020-06-17 11:09:47 PM  
The emperor realizing he's naked.
 
2020-06-17 11:10:24 PM  
FTFA: He also complained that nothing he does is good enough amid criticism over his handling of the death of George Floyd, according to the report. Floyd's death in Minneapolis police custody last month sparked nationwide protests over police brutality.

Oh my God, he's just like us you guys!
 
2020-06-17 11:11:06 PM  
Holy fark, he's finally right.  Nothing he does is good enough.  It's not even good, nor is it anywhere near enough.
 
2020-06-17 11:12:15 PM  
THE BUNKER BOY - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
Youtube 2VBevEYELQ0
 
2020-06-17 11:15:20 PM  
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2020-06-17 11:15:29 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Bunker Biatch Baby is losing it completely. What a beautiful sight to behold.

Hope we all live to see through it.


~120,000 already haven't, and we're just getting started.
 
2020-06-17 11:15:44 PM  

fngoofy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2VBevEYE​LQ0]


Since Broadway is indefinitely on hold, just give that boy all the Tony Awards for this year.
He's been on fire the last few months.
 
2020-06-17 11:16:52 PM  
Hey there, Bunker Boy,
Hiding in the dark, so fancy free....
 
2020-06-17 11:17:25 PM  

Lochsteppe: FTFA: He also complained that nothing he does is good enough amid criticism over his handling of the death of George Floyd, according to the report. Floyd's death in Minneapolis police custody last month sparked nationwide protests over police brutality.

Oh my God, he's just like us you guys!


It never occurs to him that the solution to 'nothing I do is good enough' is usually to 'do better then'.
 
2020-06-17 11:18:41 PM  
Man.....Donny does not like even the appearance of weakness. I wonder if he realizes that all of this flailing makes it look waaaaay worse.
 
2020-06-17 11:18:56 PM  

gaspode: Lochsteppe: FTFA: He also complained that nothing he does is good enough amid criticism over his handling of the death of George Floyd, according to the report. Floyd's death in Minneapolis police custody last month sparked nationwide protests over police brutality.

Oh my God, he's just like us you guys!

It never occurs to him that the solution to 'nothing I do is good enough' is usually to 'do better then'.


Who knew that firing teargas on people who weren't doing anything wrong would make him less popular?
 
2020-06-17 11:19:46 PM  

Walker: But I thought it didn't happen?
You were just inspecting the bunker weren't you? Two and a half times.


And if it did happen, what's wrong with that? Wouldn't we want to know that our President has a bunker to stay safe, and that he occasionally inspects it? Such a freakin idiot...
 
2020-06-17 11:19:58 PM  

kdawg7736: I first read this as Bill Bear.


I'm always confusing him with Bill Burr.
 
2020-06-17 11:20:11 PM  

rattchett: Holy fark, he's finally right.  Nothing he does is good enough.  It's not even good, nor is it anywhere near enough.


He does enough. It's just not stuff anyone needs or doesn't actively wish he wouldn't do.

He tweets, golfs, and watches TV more than I would have thought possible. It's a little bit impressive. He's more dedicated to not working than any other human being.
 
2020-06-17 11:22:30 PM  
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2020-06-17 11:23:58 PM  
Yeah, it's difficult to do a job when people are constantly making it difficult...by constantly asking  for your long form birth certificate...

Speaking of which, what is that orealy Tate woman up to lately?
 
2020-06-17 11:25:05 PM  
This person has single handedly unravels 50+ years of American influence. And it's all because of his narcissist raging.

And what really pains me is that a large group of people in the US are truly unable to see it, or don't care.
 
2020-06-17 11:28:50 PM  
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2020-06-17 11:30:39 PM  
FTFA: Trump wants to find and prosecute whoever told media about bunker visit

Yes, that will definitely make this go away.  Please proceed, Herr Moron.
 
2020-06-17 11:32:56 PM  
Never pick a fight with people who by ink (or bits) by the barrel. Newspapers, even today, can make it break someone.

Add in TV... yeah.

Don't call journalists the enemy of the people.
 
2020-06-17 11:34:41 PM  
Did you bring your handcuffs?
 
2020-06-17 11:42:36 PM  
I can only imagine the reaction of the White House facilities crew in January 2017 when they were told they'd have to build out one of those diaper changing tables down in the bunker.
 
2020-06-17 11:42:37 PM  

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Not the mama!!!!!!
 
2020-06-17 11:43:07 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: The emperor realizing he's naked.


There's an image I didn't need right before going to bed.
 
2020-06-17 11:43:59 PM  

SFSailor: Farking Clown Shoes: Bunker Biatch Baby is losing it completely. What a beautiful sight to behold.

Hope we all live to see through it.

~120,000 already haven't, and we're just getting started.


And the hell of it is that's just the official number.  You gotta know the reality is probably 1.6-2x that high.
 
2020-06-17 11:44:43 PM  
Donny, Donny, it's not that nothing you do is ever good enough. It's just that you're an incompetent shiatweasel. If you were just sitting back with your pants down and one hand on the back of Ivanka's head, she'd be glad to tell you how you're doing such a great job.
 
2020-06-17 11:47:05 PM  

ImmutableTenderloin: This person has single handedly unravels 50+ years of American influence. And it's all because of his narcissist raging.

And what really pains me is that a large group of people in the US are truly unable to see it, or don't care.


It's more like 75 years, but the point remains.
 
2020-06-17 11:47:17 PM  

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Jesus.  Like Peter Billingsley fell into and emerged from chemical waste as a total asshole.
 
2020-06-17 11:49:07 PM  
I thought subby meant Bill Burr for a second.
Bill Burr on Colin Kaepernick taking a knee
Youtube zLgc7E-DN1Q

and thought, maybe I should watch his netflix special if he's got the ire of the presidebt
 
2020-06-17 11:51:27 PM  
I've tried treason, I've tried fascism, I've tried embezzlement, I've tried corruption, I've tried stoking race riots, I've even tried golfing and sitting around on my fat ass! Nothing is good enough for you filthy libs! Wah!
 
2020-06-17 11:52:14 PM  
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2020-06-17 11:52:53 PM  
He
never
stops
whining.
 
2020-06-17 11:54:33 PM  

extroverted_suicide: SFSailor: Farking Clown Shoes: Bunker Biatch Baby is losing it completely. What a beautiful sight to behold.

Hope we all live to see through it.

~120,000 already haven't, and we're just getting started.

And the hell of it is that's just the official number.  You gotta know the reality is probably 1.6-2x that high.


Yuuuup.

And just getting started.

And all of it could have been avoided.

Mango Mass Murderer, his admin, his enablers, and anyone still defending him need to be held accountable.  But no.  It's just gonna keep burning, because Muh Haircutz and Freedom Means I Ain't Gotta Wear No Hippie Mask.

Thanks, MAGAts.
 
2020-06-17 11:56:38 PM  

paulleah: Never pick a fight with people who by ink (or bits) by the barrel. Newspapers, even today, can make it break someone.

Add in TV... yeah.

Don't call journalists the enemy of the people.


Or a mayor who buys road paint by the barrel.

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2020-06-18 12:02:24 AM  
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2020-06-18 12:05:10 AM  

stoli n coke: fngoofy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2VBevEYE​LQ0]

Since Broadway is indefinitely on hold, just give that boy all the Tony Awards for this year.
He's been on fire the last few months.


This one in particular is just farking seamless.
 
2020-06-18 12:05:40 AM  

extroverted_suicide: I've tried treason, I've tried fascism, I've tried embezzlement, I've tried corruption, I've tried stoking race riots, I've even tried golfing and sitting around on my fat ass! Nothing is good enough for you filthy libs! Wah!


Have you tried branding Panamanian rooster fights yet Donnie boy? There are still a lot of crimes out there to be committed. I know some mattresses whose tags may "require" cutting
 
2020-06-18 12:06:16 AM  
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2020-06-18 12:06:54 AM  
Said it a few weeks ago: Trump is just about stupid enough to turn on Barr, and we're starting to see it.

Hell, Sessions was a pathetic road and he got thrown under the bus too.
 
2020-06-18 12:11:17 AM  

Zerochance: Said it a few weeks ago: Trump is just about stupid enough to turn on Barr, and we're starting to see it.
Hell, Sessions was a pathetic road and he got thrown under the bus too.


In this timeline, I would not be shocked at all to find out that they are working on an actual plan to resurrect Roy Cohn as zombie AG to enable Dumpster's every whim
 
2020-06-18 12:18:35 AM  

Zerochance: Said it a few weeks ago: Trump is just about stupid enough to turn on Barr, and we're starting to see it.

Hell, Sessions was a pathetic road and he got thrown under the bus too.


and Barr was stupid enough not to see that coming
 
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