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2020-06-17 3:41:44 PM  
205 votes:
Too little, way too f*cking late John. F*cking coward.
 
2020-06-17 3:31:14 PM  
163 votes:
Umm.... can Bolton testify now, please?
 
2020-06-17 3:54:50 PM  
134 votes:
According to the Republicans in the Senate, it isn't a problem when he does this.

We have a Republican problem in the Senate that is more dangerous, really, than the idiocy and narcissism problems we have in the West Wing. The narcissistic idiot in the White House is also incompetent and lazy, which somewhat mitigates that threat.
 
2020-06-17 4:06:59 PM  
114 votes:
After hearing just a few of these revelations, it's clear that Trump could have/should have been impeached for dozens of crimes.
 
2020-06-17 4:16:58 PM  
112 votes:
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2020-06-17 4:17:46 PM  
101 votes:
You could have testified six months ago, but chose not to. Fark you, Bolton.  I hope not a single book sells.
 
2020-06-17 4:17:31 PM  
98 votes:
This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.
 
2020-06-17 3:37:12 PM  
95 votes:
Actually, the begging might do more damage to Trump than the China part. They can justify asking China for help (Oh, he was just looking out for the country, trying to get the trade war fixed, etc), but him PLEADING for it is going to be a hard pill for the MAGA crowd to swallow.

/LOL, no it won't.
 
2020-06-17 4:20:13 PM  
85 votes:
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2020-06-17 4:18:18 PM  
82 votes:
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2020-06-17 4:06:20 PM  
75 votes:

aaronx: According to the Republicans in the Senate, it isn't a problem when he does this.

We have a Republican problem in the Senate that is more dangerous, really, than the idiocy and narcissism problems we have in the West Wing. The narcissistic idiot in the White House is also incompetent and lazy, which somewhat mitigates that threat.


It's dereliction of duty on the Republican Senators' behalf to allow Dump to do stupid shiat that's damaging to our national interests.

It's a crime of omission, and they all need to be voted out when their time for reelection comes.
 
2020-06-17 3:36:51 PM  
72 votes:
This is HOTY material right here.

Well done, subby!
 
2020-06-17 4:22:09 PM  
68 votes:
While I am in dire need of a new book to read, and Bolton's does seem quite enticing, I just cannot give that corrupt, walrus looking motherfarker any of my money in exchange for it. 


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2020-06-17 4:40:33 PM  
66 votes:
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2020-06-17 4:24:18 PM  
59 votes:
No wonder Trump wanted this book stopped and said everything he ever said to Bolton was classified. So many scandals hitting in one day. For any other President revelations like all these we are getting today would be the end of his presidency, for us it's a Wednesday.

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2020-06-17 4:17:51 PM  
58 votes:
This is the guy who refused to testify before congress so that more people would buy his book?

F*ck him.
 
2020-06-17 4:20:57 PM  
57 votes:
The President of the United States is mentally ill.

That's what Bolton is telling us.
 
2020-06-17 4:16:59 PM  
54 votes:
So Trump assumed Xi was just as impulsive and susceptible to flattery as he is. Not much of a surprise there.
 
2020-06-17 3:55:39 PM  
52 votes:
He also said invading Venezuela would be "cool" and that it was "really part of the US anyway."

farking hell.
 
2020-06-17 4:30:26 PM  
51 votes:
Remember this from the impeachment:

Trump "did not feel shamed by what the special counsel found, he did not feel deterred by what the special counsel found, he felt emboldened by escaping accountability," Schiff said. "For the very, very next day he is on the phone soliciting foreign interference" from Ukraine.

So basically, Bolton is providing more evidence of this.
 
2020-06-17 4:26:18 PM  
50 votes:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


Don't be. He put this shiat in a book so he could profit off America's pillaging. He refused to testify before Congress where he could have done an ACTUAL good thing for the country.
 
2020-06-17 4:23:29 PM  
46 votes:

make me some tea: The President of the United States is mentally ill.

That's what Bolton is telling us.


That's what he had the chance to say publicly under oath 6 months ago.  Now he wants us to pay him to say it.
 
2020-06-17 4:25:09 PM  
44 votes:
Right wingers sure love to ask our adversaries for secret help. It's almost like they're a bunch of unamericans.
 
2020-06-17 4:17:11 PM  
42 votes:

FlashHarry: Umm.... can Bolton testify now, please?


Lol, no. He's not done profiting from his criminal cover ups. Even then, I don't think he cares enough of the country to be inconvenienced by Congress asking him questions.
 
2020-06-17 4:28:32 PM  
41 votes:
FTA: "Somebody said he went out and wrote a book. If he wrote a book, I can't imagine that he can because that's highly classified information. Even conversations with me, they're highly classified. I told that to the attorney general before - I will consider every conversation with me as president highly classified," Mr Trump said.
"So that would mean that if he wrote a book and the book gets out that he's broken the law. And I would think that he'd have criminal problems. I hope so," the president said.

Trump obviously doesn't realize it is explicitly illegal to classify information because it is embarrassing to Trump (or anyone else).
 
2020-06-17 4:27:21 PM  
41 votes:

bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.


Blame the Senate Republicans (especially Moscow Mitch), who refused to even pretend to do his damn job, thereby giving him the green light to do whatever the fark he wants.

Hell isn't nice enough for them.
 
2020-06-17 4:37:47 PM  
38 votes:
Well, now's a good time to share this link again.
Reuters: China grants more trademark approvals for Ivanka Trump firm - including voting machines

"including voting machines"
 
2020-06-17 4:59:38 PM  
34 votes:
John Bolton: "Had Democratic impeachment advocates not been so obsessed with their Ukraine blitzkrieg in 2019, had they taken the time to inquire more systematically about Trump's behavior across his entire foreign policy, the impeachment outcome might well have been different. "


Because, when this is all over, we can clearly blame Democratic shortsightedness, and not any particular mustache-wearing war weasel who knew all of this stuff but wouldn't testify.
 
2020-06-17 4:19:20 PM  
34 votes:
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And then Trump tried to get the leader of South Korea a signed copy of Elton John's Rocket Man to convince him that the moniker was a sign of affection.
 
2020-06-17 4:39:10 PM  
33 votes:

NeoCortex42: Gooch: So who is leaking the book? Moustache man himself?

Nobody. Review copies have been out and the embargo on releasing snippets of it is up today.


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Tonight's monologue should be awesome.
 
2020-06-17 4:47:10 PM  
32 votes:
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2020-06-17 4:32:35 PM  
32 votes:
And Bolton knew about it, and has documents to back it up, yet he chose not to testify. He is just another pathetic money-seeking traitor.

/hell of a lot richer than I am though, so he's got that going for him, which is nice
 
2020-06-17 4:30:24 PM  
30 votes:

Rev.K: Bolton says he was so alarmed by Trump's determination to do favors for autocrats such as Erdogan and Xi that he scheduled a meeting with Attorney General William P. Barr in 2019 to discuss his behavior. Bolton writes that Barr agreed he also was worried about the appearances created by the president's behavior.

Immediately after the meeting ended, Barr told Trump everything that had happened, then Barr destroyed the cure for AIDS, the vaccine for COVID-19, and burned down a Boeing hangar full of orphan children, disabled puppies, and the original US Constitution.


And that's the point when Bolton should have smothered Barr with his farking mustache. Doing favors for dictators is apparently peachy keen, unless it might look bad to too many people.
 
2020-06-17 4:25:24 PM  
30 votes:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


He still hasn't.

He could have and he chose not to.
 
2020-06-17 4:36:14 PM  
27 votes:
If he really wants help from China ask Mitch to set him up. He has ridiculous connections.
 
2020-06-17 4:24:21 PM  
27 votes:
While horrible, this is far from shocking.
 
2020-06-17 4:48:28 PM  
26 votes:
I'm late to the party and whatever I was going to say about this was already said, so...

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2020-06-17 4:37:07 PM  
26 votes:
It sounds like Trump was offering bribes to any foreign power willing to help him win re-election. Only Ukraine was desperate enough to take the bribe because their back was against the wall.
 
2020-06-17 4:33:32 PM  
26 votes:
If I'd told you a few years ago that the calvary in our fight against fascism would consist of furries, jugalos and John Bolton, y'all would've called me crazy. between this, and Mitt Romney marching with Black Lives Matters, the simulation is really starting to deteriorate.
 
2020-06-17 4:28:14 PM  
26 votes:

stevecore: I'd like to point out that this is what the banner on Drudge looks like right now.

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Pompeo, prepare your back for a knife.
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2020-06-17 4:18:26 PM  
26 votes:
Why am I picturing Trump throwing a temper tantrum right now in the White House and overturning furniture? Well having people do it for him anyway. He can't lift furniture. He can barely lift a water bottle.
 
2020-06-17 4:24:46 PM  
25 votes:

Bootleg: Actually, the begging might do more damage to Trump than the China part. They can justify asking China for help (Oh, he was just looking out for the country, trying to get the trade war fixed, etc), but him PLEADING for it is going to be a hard pill for the MAGA crowd to swallow.

/LOL, no it won't.


No, but you can bet that the next Project Lincoln ad to air on Fox & Friends during "Executive Time" is going to make Trump lose his shiat.
 
2020-06-17 4:28:25 PM  
23 votes:
This makes Iran Contra look like shoplifting a pack of mentos. The melon flavored ones that nobody was going to buy anyway.
 
2020-06-17 4:23:43 PM  
23 votes:

SolderGlob: While I am in dire need of a new book to read, and Bolton's does seem quite enticing, I just cannot give that corrupt, walrus looking motherfarker any of my money in exchange for it. 


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Just wait, there will be a mountain of them at your local used book shop in a month.
 
2020-06-17 4:23:43 PM  
23 votes:
I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...
 
2020-06-17 4:18:56 PM  
22 votes:

Gooch: So who is leaking the book? Moustache man himself?


Nobody. Review copies have been out and the embargo on releasing snippets of it is up today.
 
2020-06-17 4:34:12 PM  
21 votes:
Yet another opportunity to break this one out today.

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2020-06-17 4:26:16 PM  
21 votes:

FlashHarry: After hearing just a few of these revelations, it's clear that Trump could have/should have been impeached for dozens of crimes.


Like I posted in another thread, all of congress has failed us by leaving him in office ..
 
2020-06-17 3:45:39 PM  
21 votes:
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2020-06-17 5:10:49 PM  
20 votes:
From WaPo:

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This is amazing. In 15 years, this admin is going to make a legendary sit-com.
 
2020-06-17 4:34:51 PM  
20 votes:
How about we all chip in to buy a house in Kentucky.

Then we all change our primary address to that house.

Register to vote there.

Vote against #MoscowMitch.

All of the worlds problems will disappear.

Seriously.
 
2020-06-17 4:41:45 PM  
19 votes:

SolderGlob: Alley Rat: bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.

Blame the Senate Republicans (especially Moscow Mitch), who refused to even pretend to do his damn job, thereby giving him the green light to do whatever the fark he wants.

Hell isn't nice enough for them.

The Democrats share blame in this. They could have subpoenaed Bolton, Trump, Barr, or Pompeo, but they chose to play a game with the GOP Senate instead. After they realized that the GOP wasn't going to play the game by the rules the Dems should have gone back to the House and and gone nuts on subpoenas and lawsuits. Instead they tucked their tail between their legs and whimpered out "vote" as they scurried away back to the House.


The reason they chose not to go that route is because they would be waiting on those subpoenas to be litigated until well after the election.
 
2020-06-17 4:29:04 PM  
19 votes:
One of the drawbacks of an "America First" ethos is that the definition of "America" is not fixed, and can become vanishingly small until you get to l'etat c'est moi. Before long you have l'etat begging foreign leaders to save moi's skin at any price.
 
2020-06-17 5:25:15 PM  
18 votes:
And a new ad is out.....
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2020-06-17 4:34:06 PM  
18 votes:

Walker: No wonder Trump wanted this book stopped and said everything he ever said to Bolton was classified. So many scandals hitting in one day. For any other President revelations like all these we are getting today would be the end of his presidency, for us it's a Wednesday.

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I believe that. Trump's MO for decades is basically let one scandal distract from another, especially if the scandal he is trying to distract relates to his family.  He is a one trick pony in lifts.
 
2020-06-17 4:32:11 PM  
18 votes:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


He wants to get paid for it. That's the issue I have with it.
 
2020-06-17 4:19:39 PM  
18 votes:

NeoCortex42: You could have testified six months ago, but chose not to. Fark you, Bolton.  I hope not a single book sells.


Hey, hey.

Two could be sold.  One to the House, one to the Senate.
I expect piracy to distribute the rest to the country.
 
2020-06-17 4:19:11 PM  
18 votes:

FlashHarry: After hearing just a few of these revelations, it's clear that Trump could have/should have been impeached for dozens of crimes.


You misspelled impaled.
 
2020-06-17 6:01:51 PM  
17 votes:

orangewhippey: Lumbar Puncture: Hey and just think, this is only the stuff Bolton knew about.

I laughed and got scared at the same time.


Trump has met with Putin with no other American present. They should have removed him instantly for that.
 
2020-06-17 4:32:50 PM  
17 votes:

stevecore: I'd like to point out that this is what the banner on Drudge looks like right now.

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When you've lost the Drudge Report... something.  Oh fark if I know.  I'm having scotch.
 
2020-06-17 4:32:05 PM  
17 votes:

NeoCortex42: Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...

He still hasn't.

He could have and he chose not to.


He could have, and should have, testified.  This is true.  In normal times that should have been the proper thing to do, but realistically, no matter what happened during the impeachment process, there was no possibility, whatsoever, that there would have been 67 votes in the Senate for removal.  If Mr. Moustache gets to sell some books in a way that also makes it more likely that Trump actually gets removed from office come January, I can live with that.
 
2020-06-17 4:19:40 PM  
17 votes:
Thursday: I believe there's a chance SCOTUS could unleash Trump's IRS tax returns.

That'd be a fun day in the White House.
 
2020-06-17 4:44:50 PM  
16 votes:

RussianPotato: Official Trump hats from the official Trump store are all made in America.  I should know, I got a bunch of them.


Fark handle checks out.
 
2020-06-17 4:17:24 PM  
16 votes:
Looks like I picked a good day to keep drinking tequila for over 24 hours straight. Regretfully, at some point the bottle will probably be empty and I will still be mostly alive.
 
2020-06-17 5:22:49 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-06-17 5:01:15 PM  
15 votes:
So Trump has colluded with Russia, Ukraine and China to help him win election?  How many more I wonder. Pretty sure Israel and Saudi Arabia are in the mix too.
 
2020-06-17 4:20:17 PM  
15 votes:

Gooch: So who is leaking the book? Moustache man himself?


Most major news outlets received advance copies under embargo that will be lifted on the 21st.

Sounds like they're starting to drop snippets here and there to keep Dump from being able to claim anything in the book was secret or privileged.
 
2020-06-17 4:24:31 PM  
14 votes:
Bolton says he was so alarmed by Trump's determination to do favors for autocrats such as Erdogan and Xi that he scheduled a meeting with Attorney General William P. Barr in 2019 to discuss his behavior. Bolton writes that Barr agreed he also was worried about the appearances created by the president's behavior.

Immediately after the meeting ended, Barr told Trump everything that had happened, then Barr destroyed the cure for AIDS, the vaccine for COVID-19, and burned down a Boeing hangar full of orphan children, disabled puppies, and the original US Constitution.
 
2020-06-17 6:05:08 PM  
13 votes:

penetrating_virga: Ah. I see the coup has a new fantasy to get behind. This'll work MUCH better than the stories of a pee-pee tape.


Look at what you are supporting.  Just look.

I mean, I get it if you are really just trying to destroy America.  But if you earnestly support Trump, now, in 2020, you are a goddam moron.
 
2020-06-17 4:40:17 PM  
13 votes:
Un-American. This f*cker is a direct threat to the rule of law. He's not one of us.
 
2020-06-17 4:38:16 PM  
13 votes:

Alley Rat: bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.

Blame the Senate Republicans (especially Moscow Mitch), who refused to even pretend to do his damn job, thereby giving him the green light to do whatever the fark he wants.

Hell isn't nice enough for them.


The Democrats share blame in this. They could have subpoenaed Bolton, Trump, Barr, or Pompeo, but they chose to play a game with the GOP Senate instead. After they realized that the GOP wasn't going to play the game by the rules the Dems should have gone back to the House and and gone nuts on subpoenas and lawsuits. Instead they tucked their tail between their legs and whimpered out "vote" as they scurried away back to the House.
 
2020-06-17 4:33:38 PM  
13 votes:

mikalmd: FlashHarry: After hearing just a few of these revelations, it's clear that Trump could have/should have been impeached for dozens of crimes.

Like I posted in another thread, all of congress has failed us by leaving him in office ..


Just the Republicans. The Democrats did all... Ok, they could have done more. But they're not as bad as the Republicans.
 
2020-06-17 4:26:18 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-06-17 4:25:06 PM  
13 votes:
I'd like to point out that this is what the banner on Drudge looks like right now.

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2020-06-17 4:21:23 PM  
13 votes:
Oh, this is funny. Saw this after I posted the above thing where he encouraged Xi to send he Uighur Muslims to "camps"

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2020-06-17 4:41:53 PM  
12 votes:

RaptorLC: Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...

Don't be. He put this shiat in a book so he could profit off America's pillaging. He refused to testify before Congress where he could have done an ACTUAL good thing for the country.


Alley Rat: Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...

He wants to get paid for it. That's the issue I have with it.


You're not wrong.  I never cared for Bolton, and sincerely hope he never holds a position in government again, but if he can do anything to help come November, even if it means he gets to sell some books in the process, I am so completely out of farks to give right now that I can get over those issues.
 
2020-06-17 4:31:35 PM  
12 votes:

avian: FTA: "Somebody said he went out and wrote a book. If he wrote a book, I can't imagine that he can because that's highly classified information. Even conversations with me, they're highly classified. I told that to the attorney general before - I will consider every conversation with me as president highly classified," Mr Trump said.
"So that would mean that if he wrote a book and the book gets out that he's broken the law. And I would think that he'd have criminal problems. I hope so," the president said.

Trump obviously doesn't realize it is explicitly illegal to classify information because it is embarrassing to Trump (or anyone else).


Someone wake me up when Barr acts on something Trump does which is explicitly illegal.
 
2020-06-17 6:04:21 PM  
11 votes:
"Had Democratic impeachment advocates not been so obsessed with their Ukraine blitzkrieg in 2019, had they taken the time to inquire more systematically about Trump's behavior across his entire foreign policy, the impeachment outcome might well have been different. "

Because this would have made the right wing criminal shiat-golems act like human beings all of the sudden? The problem isn't just Trump, but that the right wing is, as a whole, poisonous to civilization. Trump is just the golden avatar of the right's lack of anything resembling morals or ethics. And they prove it every farking day they aren't dragging him out of the whitesthouse in leg irons.
 
2020-06-17 5:06:24 PM  
11 votes:
So Bolton has zero shame about wiping Trump's ass with the constitution while he committed all of these crimes? Fark that guy and every other Trump enabler.
 
2020-06-17 4:54:49 PM  
11 votes:

styckx: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x487]

Looks like Bolton is going for the "Listen I would've testified but that would have just been a glimpse of this idiots farked up state of mind"


No, he just saw more money in writing a salacious tell-all than testifying before the House.

They're all grifters. Every last one of them.
 
2020-06-17 4:50:11 PM  
11 votes:
FTFA: "The book's sale has been held up for months by an extensive vetting process. Its release date was pushed back first from March to May, then to 23 June."

So, it seems like the white house either wants this book to get published a month or two before the election, or didn't think their cunning plan through.
 
2020-06-17 4:48:48 PM  
11 votes:

MattytheMouse: If I'd told you a few years ago that the calvary in our fight against fascism would consist of furries, jugalos and John Bolton, y'all would've called me crazy. between this, and Mitt Romney marching with Black Lives Matters, the simulation is really starting to deteriorate.


You forgot K-Pop fans.
 
2020-06-17 4:40:49 PM  
11 votes:
Hasn't he and half the GOP been blaming China for the pandemic? Whatever he was hoping to get from China is pretty much up in smoke at this point.

As other articles have said, the only reason that China would help Trump is because Trump's incompetence gets them closer to becoming a financial superpower and taking over our position in the global market.
 
2020-06-17 4:25:50 PM  
11 votes:
 
2020-06-17 6:56:17 PM  
10 votes:
U.S. Trade Rep. Lighthizer denied Bolton claim that Trump asked Chinese President Xi Jinping for help winning the election. "Absolutely untrue. Never happened. I was there. I have no recollection of that ever happening.I don't believe it's true.I don't believe it ever happened."

- Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) June 17, 2020


Quite the evolution in a single paragraph.
 
2020-06-17 6:24:07 PM  
10 votes:
Jesus. That it'd be Bolton, of all people, to break this stuff.
Bolton, who for 2 decades was as contemptible a human as you're likely to find, is the one to do the reasonable and sane thing amongst the pack of goons Trump has attracted.
That is a sickening thought.

This is how crazy America has gotten. Even John Bolton had to check out, and that guy sucks dicks down at the Texaco if you tell him there might be a war in it for him.
 
2020-06-17 4:45:39 PM  
10 votes:

RussianPotato: Official Trump hats from the official Trump store are all made in America.  I should know, I got a bunch of them.


The shipping to Moscow must be a biatch.
 
2020-06-17 4:27:31 PM  
10 votes:

stevecore: I'd like to point out that this is what the banner on Drudge looks like right now.

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Drudge has been pretty mocking of Trump for a while now.

It would be hilarious if Pompeo's "full of shiat" gets him thrown under the bus on his getting caught using the State Department as his personal servants and meeting with people to help with a 2024 presidential run.
 
2020-06-17 4:17:06 PM  
10 votes:
If Trump wants to win, it's because he thinks it would be in the best interest of the country, which is totes cool with Senate Republicans.
 
2020-06-17 5:37:40 PM  
9 votes:

Godscrack: People believe this shiat? John Bolton had a chance to do the right thing during the impeachment hearings. Now he wants to make money off a book. Even if it's true, it's not going to hurt Trump.
Summertime entertainment for the feeble minded.


Well, since I've seen your nonsense posted here already about 20 times Imma guess this has been distributed as the official talking point to be played in the opening.   It's not bad, considering what your ilk has to work with right now.  Good luck with all that, I don't envy you trying to walk back the fact that your godhead allied himself with a communist dictator and served up an ethnic minority in exchange for electoral interference on his behalf.
 
2020-06-17 5:34:55 PM  
9 votes:
We need a Constitutional Amendment requiring all candidates for the Presidency to pass at least a Ninth Grade civics class exam before their name can go on the ballot.  If we'd had that in 2016, Trump would not be President today.

///probably a good idea for Congressional candidates too
 
2020-06-17 5:02:33 PM  
9 votes:
Bolton managing to put the final nail in the coffin of his own reputation at the same time as Trump is definitely an Edgar Allen Poe worthy revenge ending.
 
2020-06-17 4:55:17 PM  
9 votes:

MattytheMouse: If I'd told you a few years ago that the calvary in our fight against fascism would consist of furries, jugalos and John Bolton, y'all would've called me crazy. between this, and Mitt Romney marching with Black Lives Matters, the simulation is really starting to deteriorate.


Don't forget the K-Pop stans. I know they're only a recent ally, but still an important one.
 
2020-06-17 4:34:42 PM  
9 votes:
People believe this shiat? John Bolton had a chance to do the right thing during the impeachment hearings. Now he wants to make money off a book. Even if it's true, it's not going to hurt Trump.
Summertime entertainment for the feeble minded.
 
2020-06-17 4:23:14 PM  
9 votes:
J.F.C.
 
2020-06-17 4:20:05 PM  
9 votes:
Hhmmm, doesn't that kinda rhyme with treason?

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2020-06-17 6:00:17 PM  
8 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: Screaming Candle: How the fark is the game they are playing with not letting this book come out NOT be censorship?

They should ship the farking thing and force Trump to sue.

I mean at this point it's gone out to reviewers and advanced reader copies are out, which is how we know about this.

No point trying to delay it, and I think considering it'll probably be available to pirate soon the publisher can show damages if they have to delay.


Saw a picture this morning of Bolton's book on a bookshelf in a bookstore...in Canada.

Good luck getting those back.
 
2020-06-17 5:33:11 PM  
8 votes:

Rev.K: Bolton says he was so alarmed by Trump's determination to do favors for autocrats such as Erdogan and Xi that he scheduled a meeting with Attorney General William P. Barr in 2019 to discuss his behavior. Bolton writes that Barr agreed he also was worried about the appearances created by the president's behavior.

Immediately after the meeting ended, Barr told Trump everything that had happened, then Barr destroyed the cure for AIDS, the vaccine for COVID-19, and burned down a Boeing hangar full of orphan children, disabled puppies, and the original US Constitution.


Barr is a monster. A far more dangerous one than Trump because he's not starting from a baseline of moron and spiralling down into un-hideable cognitive decline, even if he is personally less repulsive.

The *only* concern that bastard had was that it threatened Barr's desire to do all of those things if word got out.
 
2020-06-17 5:16:47 PM  
8 votes:
Bolton is an unrepentant warmonger and dickhead, but at least he seems to be a dickhead loyal to the United States
 
2020-06-17 4:26:18 PM  
8 votes:
So basically Trump:

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Too bad none of his kids have the motivation to be like Bruce Wayne. Not surprising, lack of character and all that coming home to roost.
 
2020-06-17 4:24:15 PM  
8 votes:

Walker: Oh, this is funny. Saw this after I posted the above thing where he encouraged Xi to send he Uighur Muslims to "camps"

[Fark user image 443x377]


I guess we know how well those Trump/Xi negotiations went then.
 
2020-06-17 7:31:06 PM  
7 votes:
Important to remember that Bolton didn't resign as a result of his horror of Trump's behavior, gross ignorance, and crimes.

No, Bolton is upset because Trump fired him. If he hadn't been fired, Bolton would still be there, aiding and abetting Trump's crimes.
 
2020-06-17 5:52:52 PM  
7 votes:
Chyna
Youtube wuAHz4i3_x8
 
2020-06-17 5:29:27 PM  
7 votes:

Walker: And a new ad is out.....
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"...Like a dog..." Holy shiat. Regardless of what you think of these guy's politics, they really, really, really don't like Trump.
 
2020-06-17 5:03:25 PM  
7 votes:

Hobodeluxe: So Trump has colluded with Russia, Ukraine and China to help him win election?  How many more I wonder. Pretty sure Israel and Saudi Arabia are in the mix too.


Israel was confirmed about two years ago.
So, the count is currently Russia, Israel, Ukraine, and China in order of "known attempted collusion."
 
2020-06-17 5:01:10 PM  
7 votes:
We sent PPE and veniltators to China. Remember the meat packing companies saying there was a terrible shortage of meat? We sent thousands of tons of meat to China just recently. Who says China didn't take the bribe?

Also, this makes him trying to get rid of protections for publishers very interesting. Knowing how Bolton's big reveal has turned out already and will be in the future.
 
2020-06-17 4:55:45 PM  
7 votes:

Rev.K: [Fark user image 667x579]


Any other combination of people, and I would laugh at the satire and move on.

As it stands... *sigh* off to Snopes.
 
2020-06-17 4:50:59 PM  
7 votes:
There's going to be an army of Republicans who will claim they haven't heard anything about Bolton's book.  Buy stock in smoke bombs.
 
2020-06-17 4:47:49 PM  
7 votes:

NeoCortex42: SolderGlob: Alley Rat: bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.

Blame the Senate Republicans (especially Moscow Mitch), who refused to even pretend to do his damn job, thereby giving him the green light to do whatever the fark he wants.

Hell isn't nice enough for them.

The Democrats share blame in this. They could have subpoenaed Bolton, Trump, Barr, or Pompeo, but they chose to play a game with the GOP Senate instead. After they realized that the GOP wasn't going to play the game by the rules the Dems should have gone back to the House and and gone nuts on subpoenas and lawsuits. Instead they tucked their tail between their legs and whimpered out "vote" as they scurried away back to the House.

The reason they chose not to go that route is because they would be waiting on those subpoenas to be litigated until well after the election.


Probably, but that shouldn't matter. They shouldn't stop seeking justice because it's too inconvenient, or might take too long. These people have information that is vital to the choices that most American's are going to make in November, they should pursue it and not stop. You know damn well that the GOP wouldn't let lawsuits stop them from their political investigations, why should Democrats stop in their criminal investigations.
 
2020-06-17 4:36:39 PM  
7 votes:

PsyLord: Remember this from the impeachment:

Trump "did not feel shamed by what the special counsel found, he did not feel deterred by what the special counsel found, he felt emboldened by escaping accountability," Schiff said. "For the very, very next day he is on the phone soliciting foreign interference" from Ukraine.

So basically, Bolton is providing more evidence of this.


It's hard to feel shame when you basically own one of the Congressional chambers.

/ looking at you Moscow Mitch
// you too Susan
/// for what's left of the Republic
 
2020-06-17 4:30:02 PM  
7 votes:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


2020 was, indeed, a strange year.
"Exordium & Terminus" turns out to have arrived five hundred and five years early.
 
2020-06-17 4:29:07 PM  
7 votes:
Xi : "We were thinking of opening concentration camps for ethnic minorities..."

Trump : "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Lock them all up."

Xi : *pulls phone away from ear and stares at it*
 
2020-06-17 6:02:02 PM  
6 votes:

hissatsu: I'm late to the party and whatever I was going to say about this was already said, so...

[Fark user image 720x788]


Whatever happened to Obamagate which was, like, three weeks ago?
 
2020-06-17 5:27:29 PM  
6 votes:

Zerochance: But...Republicans told us he'd learn from his Ukraine fiasco!


He did.
 
2020-06-17 4:51:35 PM  
6 votes:

SolderGlob: NeoCortex42: SolderGlob: Alley Rat: bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.

Blame the Senate Republicans (especially Moscow Mitch), who refused to even pretend to do his damn job, thereby giving him the green light to do whatever the fark he wants.

Hell isn't nice enough for them.

The Democrats share blame in this. They could have subpoenaed Bolton, Trump, Barr, or Pompeo, but they chose to play a game with the GOP Senate instead. After they realized that the GOP wasn't going to play the game by the rules the Dems should have gone back to the House and and gone nuts on subpoenas and lawsuits. Instead they tucked their tail between their legs and whimpered out "vote" as they scurried away back to the House.

The reason they chose not to go that route is because they would be waiting on those subpoenas to be litigated until well after the election.

Probably, but that shouldn't matter. They shouldn't stop seeking justice because it's too inconvenient, or might take too long. These people have information that is vital to the choices that most American's are going to make in November, they should pursue it and not stop. You know damn well that the GOP wouldn't let lawsuits stop them from their political investigations, why should Democrats stop in their criminal investigations.


They didn't stop seeking justice. They made a choice on having the impeachment this year or effectively not having an impeachment.  If every major witness would be slow-walked until after the election, how does that help voters before the election?
 
2020-06-17 4:41:11 PM  
6 votes:

Walker: [Fark user image image 444x453]


Of course, genocide against Muslims is exactly what Trump was elected to do, so I don't see him losing any votes over that one
 
2020-06-17 4:37:48 PM  
6 votes:

Walker: Oh, this is funny. Saw this after I posted the above thing where he encouraged Xi to send he Uighur Muslims to "camps"

[Fark user image 443x377]


https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronBlake​/​status/1273352959368335360
 
2020-06-17 4:24:29 PM  
6 votes:

Walker: Oh, this is funny. Saw this after I posted the above thing where he encouraged Xi to send he Uighur Muslims to "camps"

[Fark user image image 443x377]


It passed in the Senate 20 days ago. Take that as you will if he just happened to get to it or it suddenly became a priority (could have even been considered for a pocket veto before this for all we know.)
 
2020-06-17 4:21:53 PM  
6 votes:
I love that this Friday quality news drop shows up on Wednesday. This week is setting up to be legendary.

Glad I'm heading to the lake for a few days. Gonna be good to get out of any city.
 
2020-06-17 4:21:12 PM  
6 votes:

Bootleg: Actually, the begging might do more damage to Trump than the China part. They can justify asking China for help (Oh, he was just looking out for the country, trying to get the trade war fixed, etc), but him PLEADING for it is going to be a hard pill for the MAGA crowd to swallow.

/LOL, no it won't.


No.  MAGA don't believe anything Bolton says.  As such, Xi will support Trump because of his greatness.
 
2020-06-17 4:15:06 PM  
6 votes:

Myrdinn: ...I am afraid if I post in this one, it will go red.

Dangit.


The fact it has the News Flash tag probably hurts its chances more than your posts do.
 
2020-06-17 3:40:07 PM  
6 votes:
I'm gonna sat the building on fire.

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2020-06-17 6:47:05 PM  
5 votes:

Boo_Guy: LegacyDL: Is there a word or term for someone who doesn't want a job but then decides to take the job and completely do the opposite of the job requirements to the point that they think it was the job they originally signed up for?

I'm betting the Germans have a word for that.


Just give it time and it'll happen.

Swedish is good for agglutinating words too.  They had this actual word many decades back:

"Spårvagnsaktiebolagsskensmutsskjutar​ef​ackföreningspersonalbeklädnadsmagasins​förrådsförvaltaren"

That means "The manager of the depot for the supply of uniforms to the personnel of the track cleaners' union of the tramway company"

It's easier in those Germanic languages because they pile modifiers and infinitives onto the end, which means you don't need any "of the" binders.  The word order defines it.  For example, while "manager" is on of the first words in the English sentence, it's the last part in the Swedish word (förvaltaren).

So let me try to Germanify the English and you'll get the idea, here assisted with BouncyCase which Germanic languages frown on because it makes things too easy for newbs:

"TramwayCompanyTrackCleanersUnionPerso​nnelClothingStorageSupplyManager"
 
2020-06-17 6:36:24 PM  
5 votes:

swahnhennessy: Jesus. That it'd be Bolton, of all people, to break this stuff.
Bolton, who for 2 decades was as contemptible a human as you're likely to find, is the one to do the reasonable and sane thing amongst the pack of goons Trump has attracted.
That is a sickening thought.

This is how crazy America has gotten. Even John Bolton had to check out, and that guy sucks dicks down at the Texaco if you tell him there might be a war in it for him.


Reasonable and sane would have been testifying before Congress.

Instead, the War Mustache figured if he couldn't profiteer off thousands of dead Iranians, he could at least get make money off dishing some dirt on the guy who cockblocked his war boner.

It's an evil fark burning an even more evil fark. Nothing more.
 
2020-06-17 6:27:05 PM  
5 votes:

swahnhennessy: Jesus. That it'd be Bolton, of all people, to break this stuff.
Bolton, who for 2 decades was as contemptible a human as you're likely to find, is the one to do the reasonable and sane thing amongst the pack of goons Trump has attracted.
That is a sickening thought.

This is how crazy America has gotten. Even John Bolton had to check out, and that guy sucks dicks down at the Texaco if you tell him there might be a war in it for him.


Well if it makes you feel any better Bolton did skip doing the right thing at a more opportune time in order to make himself richer
 
2020-06-17 5:53:30 PM  
5 votes:
I was wrong about Bolton. I imagined he wouldn't reveal anything about Trump's private horrors.

Instead, he just wanted to profit from then.

What a farking creep.
 
2020-06-17 5:23:01 PM  
5 votes:

Xai: ababyatemydingo: Kick The Chair: How about we all chip in to buy a house in Kentucky.

Then we all change our primary address to that house.

Register to vote there.

Vote against #MoscowMitch.

All of the worlds problems will disappear.

Seriously.

Here's a nice place. Only 99k, 4BR, 2BA, good school, plenty of parking on the front lawn...

[Fark user image 850x659]

or we could do what many republicans have done and illegally register to vote using an out of state address (trump, his press sec, to name a couple)


You do know that laws only apply to Democrats, right?
 
2020-06-17 5:10:07 PM  
5 votes:

Alley Rat: bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.

You can't "scandal" this asshole into submission or resignation. It's another "add it to the pile" laundry list of shiat that would get any other president sacked, but because we operate this country on the honor system apparently, we lack the tools to deal with someone who shamelessly breaks the law and taunts us while doing so.

Blame the Senate Republicans (especially Moscow Mitch), who refused to even pretend to do his damn job, thereby giving him the green light to do whatever the fark he wants.

Hell isn't nice enough for them.


I believe Bolton said he would testify in the Senate (if subpoenaed?), but the Republican traitors in the Senate shut that down real fast. Wonder if they knew how bad it would be if Bolton testified?
 
2020-06-17 4:43:21 PM  
5 votes:

LegacyDL: Is there a word or term for someone who doesn't want a job but then decides to take the job and completely do the opposite of the job requirements to the point that they think it was the job they originally signed up for?


I'm betting the Germans have a word for that.
 
Boe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-17 4:41:53 PM  
5 votes:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


He's making money.
 
2020-06-17 4:38:23 PM  
5 votes:
Notice Trump isn't gloating and bragging on Twitter today...  There are reasons.  He's getting farked from more angles than a Chinese bukkake video
 
2020-06-17 4:38:20 PM  
5 votes:

MattytheMouse: If I'd told you a few years ago that the calvary in our fight against fascism would consist of furries, jugalos and John Bolton, y'all would've called me crazy. between this, and Mitt Romney marching with Black Lives Matters, the simulation is really starting to deteriorate.


My favorite response to the Mary Trump book has been "dammit, it is too late in the season for the writers to introduce more characters!"
 
2020-06-17 4:31:03 PM  
5 votes:

Walker: No wonder Trump wanted this book stopped and said everything he ever said to Bolton was classified. So many scandals hitting in one day. For any other President revelations like all these we are getting today would be the end of his presidency, for us it's a Wednesday.

[Fark user image image 430x658]


What. The. Fark.
 
2020-06-17 4:24:05 PM  
5 votes:
I'm excited to find out what mental gymanstical rebuttals will come from this one
 
2020-06-17 10:20:59 PM  
4 votes:

neongoats: "Had Democratic impeachment advocates not been so obsessed with their Ukraine blitzkrieg in 2019, had they taken the time to inquire more systematically about Trump's behavior across his entire foreign policy, the impeachment outcome might well have been different. "

Because this would have made the right wing criminal shiat-golems act like human beings all of the sudden? The problem isn't just Trump, but that the right wing is, as a whole, poisonous to civilization. Trump is just the golden avatar of the right's lack of anything resembling morals or ethics. And they prove it every farking day they aren't dragging him out of the whitesthouse in leg irons.


McConnell is the keystone to the traitorous shiat bridge.  It is he that must be dealt with.
 
2020-06-17 6:31:51 PM  
4 votes:

philodough: Well, now's a good time to share this link again.
Reuters: China grants more trademark approvals for Ivanka Trump firm - including voting machines

"including voting machines"


While I would love to make something nefarious out of that fact, I really can't.

Trademarks, by international treaty, are broken down into various classes - defined by goods or services.  For example: Clothing is in Class 25, while most processed food items are in Classes 29/30 and Farker's favorites, Beer is in class 32, while liquor is in Class 33.

In some countries you must describe with some specificity the exact goods/services you are selling under that particular mark.  In other countries (like China) you can use "Class Headings" to identify the goods/services on a very broad basis.

So Ivanka Trump uses her mark (as identified in the US Patent & Trademark Office Registrations) on a variety of electronic devices in Int'l Class 9, primarily for cell phone related goods.  However, in using the various Trademark Treaties, when she applied to use that US basis for registering her mark, she applied using the class headings, which in Class 9, includes Voting Machines.  It in no way reflects that she holds any trademark rights to voting machines in the USA.  So, it's not really the "scandal" that it's being made out to be.

Word MarkIT IVANKA TRUMP
Goods and Services
IC 009. US 021 023 026 036 038. G & S: Battery packs; bags and cases specially adapted for holding or carrying portable electronic devices, namely, mobile telephones, smart devices, tablets and laptops; bags and cases specially equipped with battery packs and electronic accessories for portable electronic devices; carrying cases specially adapted for electronic equipment, namely, mobile telephones, smart devices, tablets, laptops and battery packs for electronic devices; and carrying cases, holders, protective cases, handbags featuring battery charging devices, specially adapted for use with digital electronic devices, namely, mobile phones, smart devices, tablets and laptops. FIRST USE: 20151115. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20151115
Mark Drawing Code(3) DESIGN PLUS WORDS, LETTERS, AND/OR NUMBERS
Design Search Code26.09.02 - Plain single line squares; Squares, plain single line
Serial Number86730289
Filing DateAugust 19, 2015
Current Basis1A
Original Filing Basis1B
Published for OppositionFebruary 2, 2016
Registration Number5014450
Registration DateAugust 2, 2016
Owner(REGISTRANT) Ivanka Trump Marks LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY DELAWARE 502 Park Avenue New York NEW YORK 10022
Attorney of RecordMichelle D. Kahn
Description of MarkColor is not claimed as a feature of the mark. The mark consists of a stylized capital letter "I" inside a stylized depiction of a square, beneath which are the words "IVANKA TRUMP" in all caps.
Type of MarkTRADEMARK
RegisterPRINCIPAL
Other DataThe name "IVANKA TRUMP" identifies a living individual whose consent is of record.
Live/Dead IndicatorLIVE
 
2020-06-17 6:21:43 PM  
4 votes:
He has not tweeted yet. It's going to be glorious. He must be losing his collective shiat right now.
 
2020-06-17 5:45:39 PM  
4 votes:
How the fark is the game they are playing with not letting this book come out NOT be censorship?

They should ship the farking thing and force Trump to sue.
 
2020-06-17 5:31:49 PM  
4 votes:

Forty-Three: NeoCortex42: Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...

He still hasn't.

He could have and he chose not to.

He could have, and should have, testified.  This is true.  In normal times that should have been the proper thing to do, but realistically, no matter what happened during the impeachment process, there was no possibility, whatsoever, that there would have been 67 votes in the Senate for removal.  If Mr. Moustache gets to sell some books in a way that also makes it more likely that Trump actually gets removed from office come January, I can live with that.


Agreed. Bolton could have testified at the time that he saw Trump cook a live white baby with a blowtorch and eat it and it would not have mattered at all.  Whatever Bolton's motivations now, these revelations coming at this time do far more damage than they ever could have back then.
 
2020-06-17 5:30:39 PM  
4 votes:
Hey and just think, this is only the stuff Bolton knew about.
 
2020-06-17 5:24:33 PM  
4 votes:

markie_farkie: aaronx: According to the Republicans in the Senate, it isn't a problem when he does this.

We have a Republican problem in the Senate that is more dangerous, really, than the idiocy and narcissism problems we have in the West Wing. The narcissistic idiot in the White House is also incompetent and lazy, which somewhat mitigates that threat.

It's dereliction of duty on the Republican Senators' behalf to allow Dump to do stupid shiat that's damaging to our national interests.

It's a crime of omission, and they all need to be voted out when their time for reelection comes.


They were traitors before Trump was even nominated.
 
2020-06-17 5:23:47 PM  
4 votes:
But... Benghazi! Acorn! Swift Boat! Pizzagate! Lewinsky! Email Server! Soros! Chemtrails! Seth Rich! Deep State! Denver Airport! New Coke! Dez Bryant's Catch! Cold Fusion! Üst Akıl! Vatican Archives! Romaine Lettuce! 5G! The moon...
 
2020-06-17 5:17:27 PM  
4 votes:

Walker: No wonder Trump wanted this book stopped and said everything he ever said to Bolton was classified. So many scandals hitting in one day. For any other President revelations like all these we are getting today would be the end of his presidency, for us it's a Wednesday.

[Fark user image image 430x658]


Somehow, he proves to be more and more despicable - every. single. day.
 
2020-06-17 5:10:39 PM  
4 votes:

orangewhippey: Walker: [Fark user image 444x453]

What's genicide?


It's like "genocide", but when you hit the "i" instead of the "o" by mistake because you're in a rush and they are right next to each other on the keyboard.
 
2020-06-17 5:00:10 PM  
4 votes:
Get that damned Lorax into the congressional testimony box NOW.
 
2020-06-17 4:48:43 PM  
4 votes:

RussianPotato: Official Trump hats from the official Trump store are all made in America.  I should know, I got a bunch of them.


Do they make them in large enough sizes to fit around your safety helmet?
 
2020-06-17 4:43:12 PM  
4 votes:

Gooch: So who is leaking the book? Moustache man himself?


Reviewers get advance copies.
 
2020-06-17 4:42:30 PM  
4 votes:

orangewhippey: Walker: [Fark user image 444x453]

What's genicide?


Killing Robin Williams
 
2020-06-17 4:40:54 PM  
4 votes:

Walker: [Fark user image 444x453]


Those camps were built by traitor Eric Prince's new company
 
2020-06-17 4:34:59 PM  
4 votes:

mikalmd: FlashHarry: After hearing just a few of these revelations, it's clear that Trump could have/should have been impeached for dozens of crimes.

Like I posted in another thread, all of congress has failed us by leaving him in office ..


Well, the Senate.
 
2020-06-17 4:33:14 PM  
4 votes:

Grungehamster: stevecore: I'd like to point out that this is what the banner on Drudge looks like right now.

[Fark user image image 425x202]

Drudge has been pretty mocking of Trump for a while now.

It would be hilarious if Pompeo's "full of shiat" gets him thrown under the bus on his getting caught using the State Department as his personal servants and meeting with people to help with a 2024 presidential run.


It would be even more hilarious if this butterflied into Kobach winning the GOP nomination for Kansas's senate seat (since Pompeo didn't file for the primary), and faring just as well the last time he ran for statewide office.
 
2020-06-17 4:31:42 PM  
4 votes:

monsatano: https://www.latimes.com/politics/stor​y​/2020-06-17/federal-prosecutors-are-mu​lling-criminal-charges-against-john-bo​lton

Shocker.


The fascist crew would probably love to set up a situation where they do all the prosecutorial misconducts and then chuck it to the next administration to drop charges while they goad their base into shrieking "FLYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" continuously for the next thousand years.
 
2020-06-17 4:26:56 PM  
4 votes:
Nothing impeachable though. Who's going to believe a disgruntled liberal coffee boy that Trump has never heard of?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-06-17 4:25:20 PM  
4 votes:
Now will the House issue a subpoena for real?
 
2020-06-17 9:12:29 PM  
3 votes:
Let me guess: Nothing's gonna happen?
 
2020-06-17 7:43:20 PM  
3 votes:

avian: FTA: "Somebody said he went out and wrote a book. If he wrote a book, I can't imagine that he can because that's highly classified information. Even conversations with me, they're highly classified. I told that to the attorney general before - I will consider every conversation with me as president highly classified," Mr Trump said.
"So that would mean that if he wrote a book and the book gets out that he's broken the law. And I would think that he'd have criminal problems. I hope so," the president said.

Trump obviously doesn't realize it is explicitly illegal to classify information because it is embarrassing to Trump (or anyone else).


That it is not true is not the important thing. What is important is that it will be repeated by Trump's followers and become true to them, and he will retain his base.
 
2020-06-17 7:13:46 PM  
3 votes:

almejita: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: [Fark user image 420x294]

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If you're going to post Bloodhound Gang Fire Water Burn, you may as well go for the unpussified original:

Bloodhound Gang - Fire water burn (explicit)
Youtube F7OvPTmhtiY
 
2020-06-17 6:30:54 PM  
3 votes:
Who are we to believe?  Neocon chickenhawk or Mr. 18,000 Lies?
 
2020-06-17 6:21:38 PM  
3 votes:

powhound: skyotter: This is the guy who refused to testify before congress so that more people would buy his book?

F*ck him.

Testifying before congress would have accomplished neither jack, nor shiat but by going straight to book form he gets richer. He's an evil SOB but he's not necessarily wrong here.


I kind of thought this, the whole "Testifying wouldn't have changed anything, so who cares?" line of thinking

But I still come around to he should have done it anyway.
 
2020-06-17 6:16:02 PM  
3 votes:

phrawgh: Although it really isn't politically expedient for anyone at this point, it would be a dereliction of duty for both houses of congress not to look into this.

/They've "investigated" a lot less


Yes but that's because that Democratwas in the White House.
 
2020-06-17 5:59:11 PM  
3 votes:

extroverted_suicide: wademh: Looks like I picked a good day to keep drinking tequila for over 24 hours straight. Regretfully, at some point the bottle will probably be empty and I will still be mostly alive.

You could chase it with some pills.

/please don't actually chase it with pills.


Username checkout?
 
2020-06-17 5:35:41 PM  
3 votes:
Literally nothing Bolton writes could shock me, nor will it cause Trump to face any consequences for his actions. Talking heads will be outraged for a few days then move on to something else. Republicans will just shrug and say "But her emails!" and continue on their way. That's it, like always.
 
2020-06-17 5:22:41 PM  
3 votes:

RagnarD: [Fark user image 222x126] [View Full Size image _x_]


LOL ... I have seen gleeful cries of "OMG we got him now!" too many times over the past 3.5 years to believe it will ever actually turn out that way.

He has to shoot his own credibility in both feet multiple times before his angry, motivated base will ever turn on him.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-06-17 5:19:00 PM  
3 votes:

ababyatemydingo: Kick The Chair: How about we all chip in to buy a house in Kentucky.

Then we all change our primary address to that house.

Register to vote there.

Vote against #MoscowMitch.

All of the worlds problems will disappear.

Seriously.

Here's a nice place. Only 99k, 4BR, 2BA, good school, plenty of parking on the front lawn...

[Fark user image 850x659]


or we could do what many republicans have done and illegally register to vote using an out of state address (trump, his press sec, to name a couple)
 
2020-06-17 5:13:55 PM  
3 votes:

Intel154: make me some tea: The President of the United States is mentally ill.

That's what Bolton is telling us.

That's what he had the chance to say publicly under oath 6 months ago.  Now he wants us to pay him to say it.


I ain't paying him jack shiat. My tax money already paid him too much as it is.
 
2020-06-17 5:09:33 PM  
3 votes:

Skleenar: Skleenar: John Bolton: "Had Democratic impeachment advocates not been so obsessed with their Ukraine blitzkrieg in 2019, had they taken the time to inquire more systematically about Trump's behavior across his entire foreign policy, the impeachment outcome might well have been different. "


Because, when this is all over, we can clearly blame Democratic shortsightedness, and not any particular mustache-wearing war weasel who knew all of this stuff but wouldn't testify.

And I might add, the idea the the GOP would have voted differently in the Senate?  That's adorable, you little Yorkshire terrier, you!


Honestly I hope Bolton catches charges for his complicity in all this too. fark that complaining about Ukrainian Blitzkrieg as if one treason shouldn't be enough.

'If they knew about all the other treasons I was aware of and completely silent about maybe things would've turned out differently' if a hell of a defense for that walrus looking motherfarker
 
2020-06-17 5:07:37 PM  
3 votes:

bluejeansonfire: This isn't worthy of the newsflash tag. Not even the news tag.


Just because it is expected does not mean it isn't news.  For example, we all know there's a pee tape but it would be news were it released found streaming on the internet.
 
2020-06-17 4:44:36 PM  
3 votes:

ox45tallboy: NeoCortex42: Gooch: So who is leaking the book? Moustache man himself?

Nobody. Review copies have been out and the embargo on releasing snippets of it is up today.

[media.vanityfair.com image 850x412]

Tonight's monologue should be awesome.


I've been very good on the whole trying not to drink during the work week thing, but fark it.
 
2020-06-17 4:40:56 PM  
3 votes:

MattytheMouse: If I'd told you a few years ago that the calvary in our fight against fascism would consist of furries, jugalos and John Bolton, y'all would've called me crazy. between this, and Mitt Romney marching with Black Lives Matters, the simulation is really starting to deteriorate.


I still do not believe it.
You left out the leather daddies in the protests, and so. much. other. 2020. strangeness.
 
2020-06-17 4:36:56 PM  
3 votes:

Walker: No wonder Trump wanted this book stopped and said everything he ever said to Bolton was classified. So many scandals hitting in one day. For any other President revelations like all these we are getting today would be the end of his presidency, for us it's a Wednesday.

[Fark user image 430x658]


I mean, I don't doubt it for a second, and we're so used to him doing such horrible things, but jesus farking christ man.
 
2020-06-17 4:22:58 PM  
3 votes:

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x906]

And then Trump tried to get the leader of South Korea a signed copy of Elton John's Rocket Man to convince him that the moniker was a sign of affection.


North, dammit.
 
2020-06-17 4:22:24 PM  
3 votes:

Gooch: So who is leaking the book? Moustache man himself?


The original thing inspiring this is that Bolton wrote an op-ed where he says that Trump asked Xi to aid in his reelection campaign. He says he wants to tell us Trump's exact words but that the DOJ has forbidden it.
 
2020-06-17 4:21:07 PM  
3 votes:

Walker: Why am I picturing Trump throwing a temper tantrum right now in the White House and overturning furniture? Well having people do it for him anyway. He can't lift furniture. He can barely lift a water bottle.


He's "rich". He has people to set up Playskool furniture for him to toss around. He doesn't pay these people, of course.
 
2020-06-17 4:21:06 PM  
3 votes:

Bootleg: Actually, the begging might do more damage to Trump than the China part. They can justify asking China for help (Oh, he was just looking out for the country, trying to get the trade war fixed, etc), but him PLEADING for it is going to be a hard pill for the MAGA crowd to swallow.

/LOL, no it won't.


If anything, him "simping" for China after yelling about the "GYNA VIRUS" this year may be the catalyst.
 
2020-06-18 11:29:13 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: As an allegation, the American people are owed a full investigation, and if this is true, then he deserves a fair trial, before he hangs but his neck until dead.

That is the law.
And we the people should stand to see it through.


I'm terrified that we'll see another post-Nixon "let's just put it behind us" moment.

I think we all assume there's more than enough to convict, and in the primaries all I wanted was a campaign promise from someone was handcuffs at the inauguration.

And we have to remember Trump asked Ukraine to drag the Biden name through the mud.  And during the hearings Nunes and Jordan did nothing else but do that.

I know he's an older man but a Biden scorched earth justice department will make me feel a lot better.
 
2020-06-17 10:48:16 PM  
2 votes:
Is it just me, or does Bolton always look like a man served with Divorce Papers, An Eviction Notice, and some bad news from a Doctor in a row?
 
2020-06-17 10:10:29 PM  
2 votes:

SolderGlob: While I am in dire need of a new book to read, and Bolton's does seem quite enticing, I just cannot give that corrupt, walrus looking motherfarker any of my money in exchange for it. 


[Fark user image 416x367]


I'd think anything of value is usually spoken on multiple news casts, articles and talk shows I'd think.  I think most of these book deals are elaborate kickbacks for people in high positions of power to spill the beans of the inner-workings of a dysfunctional Executive Branch and then if they sell any books it's just icing on the cake.  I'm sure Bolton got a nice, lucrative advance for it.
 
2020-06-17 8:57:25 PM  
2 votes:
I just hope someone is saving all these crimes up, putting them in a little envelope, and waiting until he can be charged with them. As much was suggested during the Muller investigation.

I hope Biden does more than just win, I hope Biden wins with a majority that is humiliating for Trump, then Trump goes to jail.

Lock him up.
 
2020-06-17 8:35:18 PM  
2 votes:

LIGAFF: avian: FTA: "Somebody said he went out and wrote a book. If he wrote a book, I can't imagine that he can because that's highly classified information. Even conversations with me, they're highly classified. I told that to the attorney general before - I will consider every conversation with me as president highly classified," Mr Trump said.
"So that would mean that if he wrote a book and the book gets out that he's broken the law. And I would think that he'd have criminal problems. I hope so," the president said.

Trump obviously doesn't realize it is explicitly illegal to classify information because it is embarrassing to Trump (or anyone else).

Someone wake me up when Barr acts on something Trump does which is explicitly illegal.


He acts all the time on illegal activity. It is just that the actions he does appears to be performing cover ups and destroying evidence. It the reason why he been hired by administrations since the Bush Sr administration were told by Barr to pardon all the people involved in the Iran Contra scandal to avoid them testifying.
 
2020-06-17 6:58:28 PM  
2 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me:

U.S. Trade Rep. Lighthizer denied Bolton claim that Trump asked Chinese President Xi Jinping for help winning the election. "Absolutely untrue. Never happened. I was there. I have no recollection of that ever happening.I don't believe it's true.I don't believe it ever happened."- Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) June 17, 2020


Quite the evolution in a single paragraph.


The last three sentences are straight CYA.
 
2020-06-17 6:24:33 PM  
2 votes:

way south: FlashHarry: Umm.... can Bolton testify now, please?

Why would he want to purger himself?
He declined the opportunity for a reason.

/Fark has the memory of the goldfish if they expect Bolton to do more than promote his own book deal.


Purger?
 
2020-06-17 6:22:31 PM  
2 votes:

Rev.K: [Fark user image 667x579]


There's a good chance that scene happened IRL verbatim.
 
2020-06-17 6:14:22 PM  
2 votes:
Although it really isn't politically expedient for anyone at this point, it would be a dereliction of duty for both houses of congress not to look into this.

/They've "investigated" a lot less
 
2020-06-17 6:13:18 PM  
2 votes:

Skleenar: penetrating_virga: Ah. I see the coup has a new fantasy to get behind. This'll work MUCH better than the stories of a pee-pee tape.

Look at what you are supporting.  Just look.

I mean, I get it if you are really just trying to destroy America.  But if you earnestly support Trump, now, in 2020, you are a goddam moron.


They know - they just don't care.
 
2020-06-17 6:04:50 PM  
2 votes:

RaptorLC: So Trump assumed Xi was just as impulsive and susceptible to flattery as he is. Not much of a surprise there.


He seems like the sort of guy who thinks that everyone is just as big of a piece of shiat as he is.
 
2020-06-17 6:01:23 PM  
2 votes:
None of my usual orange-shaded posters are here.

I can't imagine why.
 
2020-06-17 5:56:06 PM  
2 votes:

orangewhippey: Lumbar Puncture: Hey and just think, this is only the stuff Bolton knew about.

I laughed and got scared at the same time.


Me too. And it's lasted three and a half years.
 
2020-06-17 5:29:45 PM  
2 votes:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


Scum to combat scum.
 
2020-06-17 5:27:20 PM  
2 votes:

Boo_Guy: LegacyDL: Is there a word or term for someone who doesn't want a job but then decides to take the job and completely do the opposite of the job requirements to the point that they think it was the job they originally signed up for?

I'm betting the Germans have a word for that.


Rückwärtsarbeiter might fit, literally "backwards worker"
 
2020-06-17 5:21:13 PM  
2 votes:

ababyatemydingo: Kick The Chair: How about we all chip in to buy a house in Kentucky.

Then we all change our primary address to that house.

Register to vote there.

Vote against #MoscowMitch.

All of the worlds problems will disappear.

Seriously.

Here's a nice place. Only 99k, 4BR, 2BA, good school, plenty of parking on the front lawn...

[Fark user image 850x659]


OhYou.jpg

And please tell me Fancy Farm is a real place in Kentucky.
 
2020-06-17 5:14:06 PM  
2 votes:

Kick The Chair: How about we all chip in to buy a house in Kentucky.

Then we all change our primary address to that house.

Register to vote there.

Vote against #MoscowMitch.

All of the worlds problems will disappear.

Seriously.


Here's a nice place. Only 99k, 4BR, 2BA, good school, plenty of parking on the front lawn...

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-17 5:06:12 PM  
2 votes:
Any concerned words from Senator Collins? Troubled Murkowski conscience?
 
2020-06-17 5:05:16 PM  
2 votes:

Skleenar: John Bolton: "Had Democratic impeachment advocates not been so obsessed with their Ukraine blitzkrieg in 2019, had they taken the time to inquire more systematically about Trump's behavior across his entire foreign policy, the impeachment outcome might well have been different. "


Because, when this is all over, we can clearly blame Democratic shortsightedness, and not any particular mustache-wearing war weasel who knew all of this stuff but wouldn't testify.


And I might add, the idea the the GOP would have voted differently in the Senate?  That's adorable, you little Yorkshire terrier, you!
 
2020-06-17 5:03:46 PM  
2 votes:
Some are still going to say this is all "trump derangement syndrome"

(The old use of the term, where it was supposed to describe people over-reacting to trumps behavior, not the current use to accurately describe his deteriorating mental condition)
 
2020-06-17 4:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
I think this will put to stop any more Ukraine/Biden investigations. It would be impossible to move on them now.

But then who knows? The Rs are not speed learners.

/second time today I used speed learners
//the other was a cop thread
///may get used again
 
2020-06-17 4:56:47 PM  
2 votes:

quiotu: RussianPotato: Official Trump hats from the official Trump store are all made in America.  I should know, I got a bunch of them.

Do they make them in large enough sizes to fit around your safety helmet?


Of course they do. They're the best selling item.
 
2020-06-17 4:54:00 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x487]


Yep.

...Stupid farking Bay of Pigs comes to mind.
 
2020-06-17 4:45:42 PM  
2 votes:

RussianPotato: Official Trump hats from the official Trump store are all made in America.  I should know, I got a bunch of them.


Ooooh ohhhh...
Can you spread a few around? They're great for getting the biggest turdclumps out of the cat's litter box!
 
2020-06-17 4:32:42 PM  
2 votes:

Intel154: That's what he had the chance to say publicly under oath 6 months ago.  Now he wants us to pay him to say it.


Under oath/ not under oath.

Of course he wants to be paid to say what you so desperately want him to say.
 
2020-06-17 4:19:57 PM  
2 votes:
There will be a mountain of soiled Depends in the dumpster behind the White House.  Man I feel bad for the custodians there.
 
2020-06-18 8:59:25 AM  
1 vote:
As an allegation, the American people are owed a full investigation, and if this is true, then he deserves a fair trial, before he hangs but his neck until dead.

That is the law.
And we the people should stand to see it through.
 
2020-06-17 11:55:18 PM  
1 vote:

Somaticasual: Is it just me, or does Bolton always look like a man served with Divorce Papers, An Eviction Notice, and some bad news from a Doctor in a row?


There was one time I saw him smile (can't find the video at the moment). He was at a summit with Trump, and he got to meet and shake hands with Putin, and he had this giddy ear-to-ear smile on his face and his cheeks were flushed beet red, like a 16 year old girl meeting her boyband crush. He was legitimately star-struck.

And that's when it occurred to me: He wishes Putin was President.
 
2020-06-17 10:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

It's Bensane Garrison!: [Fark user image 425x316]
The Warrus gets upset when you take his bukkit.


Fark user imageView Full Size


Keep up the good work.
 
2020-06-17 9:00:59 PM  
1 vote:

lenfromak: Why would I believe anything this neocon writes?


Why would you believe Trump* and handler's forthcoming denials?


/Trump* isn't a neocon, not even a con, but a con man, and an ignorant one at that.
//Bolton is telling the truth because Trump* wasn't useful after all.
///The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
 
2020-06-17 8:26:42 PM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: ababyatemydingo: Kick The Chair: How about we all chip in to buy a house in Kentucky.

Then we all change our primary address to that house.

Register to vote there.

Vote against #MoscowMitch.

All of the worlds problems will disappear.

Seriously.

Here's a nice place. Only 99k, 4BR, 2BA, good school, plenty of parking on the front lawn...

[Fark user image 850x659]

Ah yes, who wouldn't want a nice vacation home in shiat fark KY.


Honestly, the only reason i want to go in on this venture is to piss off the neighbors with my Biden/Harris and Ditch Mitch signs
 
2020-06-17 7:51:33 PM  
1 vote:

Corn_Fed: Important to remember that Bolton didn't resign as a result of his horror of Trump's behavior, gross ignorance, and crimes.

No, Bolton is upset because Trump fired him. If he hadn't been fired, Bolton would still be there, aiding and abetting Trump's crimes.


There were enough stories out there before he was let go about how he really had his own criminal warmongering agenda.  He just pointed at people Trump happens to be in bed with.  Urinating.
 
2020-06-17 7:14:36 PM  
1 vote:

gunga galunga: Bootleg: Actually, the begging might do more damage to Trump than the China part. They can justify asking China for help (Oh, he was just looking out for the country, trying to get the trade war fixed, etc), but him PLEADING for it is going to be a hard pill for the MAGA crowd to swallow.

/LOL, no it won't.

No, but you can bet that the next Project Lincoln ad to air on Fox & Friends during "Executive Time" is going to make Trump lose his shiat.


It's already out. Can't link to it on my phone, but go to their YouTube channel and there it is, titled "Chyna."
 
2020-06-17 7:10:13 PM  
1 vote:
Oh look, two more examples of Quid Pro Quo.   So glad you put your country's interest in front of your own there Warlax.
 
2020-06-17 6:59:02 PM  
1 vote:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: [Fark user image 420x294]


Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn (Official Video)
Youtube Adgx9wt63NY
 
2020-06-17 6:23:13 PM  
1 vote:

powhound: skyotter: This is the guy who refused to testify before congress so that more people would buy his book?

F*ck him.

Testifying before congress would have accomplished neither jack, nor shiat but by going straight to book form he gets richer. He's an evil SOB but he's not necessarily wrong here.


Bolton's Fark Handle Discovered. Film at 10.
 
2020-06-17 5:59:26 PM  
1 vote:

Screaming Candle: How the fark is the game they are playing with not letting this book come out NOT be censorship?

They should ship the farking thing and force Trump to sue.


Barring a nationally enforceable restraining order, it's already done. The books are in the hands of the retailers, waiting for the scheduled release. That's how this works.
 
2020-06-17 5:54:41 PM  
1 vote:
Well ... I may be getting drunk tonight after all!
 
2020-06-17 5:52:27 PM  
1 vote:

ISO15693: But... Benghazi! Acorn! Swift Boat! Pizzagate! Lewinsky! Email Server! Soros! Chemtrails! Seth Rich! Deep State! Denver Airport! New Coke! Dez Bryant's Catch! Cold Fusion! Üst Akıl! Vatican Archives! Romaine Lettuce! 5G! The moon...


I see. So, you're in on it.
 
2020-06-17 5:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

Screaming Candle: How the fark is the game they are playing with not letting this book come out NOT be censorship?

They should ship the farking thing and force Trump to sue.


I mean at this point it's gone out to reviewers and advanced reader copies are out, which is how we know about this.

No point trying to delay it, and I think considering it'll probably be available to pirate soon the publisher can show damages if they have to delay.
 
2020-06-17 5:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
Trump hasn't tweeted in 18 hours. I wonder when he finds his phone? Don't tell him it's in the veggie crisper.
 
2020-06-17 5:48:27 PM  
1 vote:
If true, one wonders what was the quid pro quo?
 
2020-06-17 5:46:59 PM  
1 vote:

Rev.K: [Fark user image 667x579]


Like the Gorilla Channel passage, I can't really tell if this is real or satire.
 
2020-06-17 5:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
Ah. I see the coup has a new fantasy to get behind. This'll work MUCH better than the stories of a pee-pee tape.
 
2020-06-17 5:31:43 PM  
1 vote:

neongoats: Right wingers sure love to ask our adversaries for secret help. It's almost like they're a bunch of unamericans.


You misspelled Confederates.
 
2020-06-17 5:28:51 PM  
1 vote:

styckx: Notice Trump isn't gloating and bragging on Twitter today...  There are reasons.  He's getting farked from more angles than a Chinese bukkake video


Japanese.

I've heard.
 
2020-06-17 5:16:54 PM  
1 vote:

Forty-Three: I am still having trouble comprehending John Farking Bolton as the guy who does an actual good thing for the country, but here we are...


After it's FAR too late to matter, and only upon getting paid for it.  So, I guess I'm glad we have more smut for the history books, but honestly fark Bolton to hell.
 
2020-06-17 5:14:17 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: After hearing just a few of these revelations, it's clear that Trump could have/should have been impeached for dozens of crimes.


And that was clear before these revelations.

Hard to justify the 'news' tag on this. Subby just get out of a 4 year coma?
 
2020-06-17 5:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
Chy-na. If you're listening...
 
2020-06-17 5:06:00 PM  
1 vote:
I can only imagine what this means we have in store for Friday's news dump
 
2020-06-17 5:03:26 PM  
1 vote:

Hobodeluxe: So Trump has colluded with Russia, Ukraine and China to help him win election?  How many more I wonder. Pretty sure Israel and Saudi Arabia are in the mix too.


124. Want the over/under?
 
2020-06-17 5:00:38 PM  
1 vote:
I thought we knew this a long time ago already.

Hey does Jared still have security clearance?
 
2020-06-17 4:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
I'm silk screening "I'd Rather Be CPC Than A Democrat!" shirts as we speak.  Going to make a fortune!
 
2020-06-17 4:53:48 PM  
1 vote:

Rev.K: [Fark user image 667x579]


Where'd you get that? That is so farked up to be true, and yet they're so farked up it could be true.

/ OMG, we hit Jerry Springer Show territory.
 
2020-06-17 4:52:51 PM  
1 vote:
Welp. Looks like I won't be voting for Mr. Trump this fall.
 
2020-06-17 4:49:07 PM  
1 vote:

styckx: Notice Trump isn't gloating and bragging on Twitter today...  There are reasons.  He's getting farked from more angles than a Chinese bukkake video


or he stroked out!
 
2020-06-17 4:40:45 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: [Fark user image 444x453]


What's genicide?
 
2020-06-17 4:39:16 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: stevecore: I'd like to point out that this is what the banner on Drudge looks like right now.

[Fark user image 425x202]

When you've lost the Drudge Report... something.  Oh fark if I know.  I'm having scotch.


I regret that I only have one Smart to give.
 
2020-06-17 4:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
Is there a word or term for someone who doesn't want a job but then decides to take the job and completely do the opposite of the job requirements to the point that they think it was the job they originally signed up for?
 
2020-06-17 4:37:51 PM  
1 vote:

swaniefrmreddeer: Too little, way too f*cking late John. F*cking no-talent assclown coward.


On second thought, why not both?
 
Boe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-17 4:37:45 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: [Fark user image image 444x453]


Jesus fark
 
2020-06-17 4:36:48 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: [Fark user image image 444x453]


Jesus farking Christ.
 
2020-06-17 4:31:06 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 850x566]


Why are you posting the definition of concerned?  We all know what that is.
 
2020-06-17 4:24:10 PM  
1 vote:

SolderGlob: While I am in dire need of a new book to read, and Bolton's does seem quite enticing, I just cannot give that corrupt, walrus looking motherfarker any of my money in exchange for it. 


[Fark user image image 416x367]


https://twitter.com/nktpnd/status/127​3​342210847711235?s=19

This one on Kim Jong-un comes out in a few days, instead.
 
2020-06-17 4:19:45 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgflip.comView Full Size

 
2020-06-17 4:19:38 PM  
1 vote:
The Gospel, according to John (Bolton)?
 
2020-06-17 4:17:37 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: Umm.... can Bolton testify now, please?


Nyet!
 
2020-06-17 4:17:04 PM  
1 vote:
He gets Three Dollars $$ every time he says "China" or "Jina"
 
2020-06-17 4:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

Myrdinn: ...I am afraid if I post in this one, it will go red.

Dangit.


If the link goes red then the Trump campaign might ask it for election assistance.
 
2020-06-17 4:13:18 PM  
1 vote:
...I am afraid if I post in this one, it will go red.

Dangit.
 
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