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2020-06-17 12:54:06 PM  
6 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?

Alota Vagina?


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2020-06-17 11:17:56 AM  
4 votes:
Cable to fix?
 
2020-06-17 1:00:22 PM  
3 votes:

bughunter: Spunk?  Don't let it be spunk.

I can make spunk at home.


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I hate "spunk".
 
2020-06-17 12:50:57 PM  
3 votes:

Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?


Alota Vagina?
 
2020-06-17 1:23:20 PM  
2 votes:
"People aren't going to social distance, the ones that are responsible won't show up, so it is what it is," she said.

Might as well make some money while we hold hands and jump off this cliff.
 
2020-06-17 1:03:56 PM  
2 votes:
Elbo room is a dump
 
2020-06-17 12:50:49 PM  
2 votes:

Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?


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2020-06-17 1:30:09 PM  
1 vote:

phrawgh: Lebensraum?


Clubbinsraum.
 
2020-06-17 1:18:48 PM  
1 vote:
Lebensraum?
 
2020-06-17 1:13:43 PM  
1 vote:

king of vegas: I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.


I think most hand sanitizers are alcohol based.

/so there!
 
2020-06-17 1:08:16 PM  
1 vote:

litespeed74: Dork Gently: "Elbo room owner Michelle Penrod"

Good grief, subby, why did you misgender the bar's owner?

I'm gonna guess the last name of "Penrod" threw subby off....


Got it mixed up with Don Pencildick.
 
2020-06-17 1:05:31 PM  
1 vote:

Billy Liar: bughunter: Spunk?  Don't let it be spunk.

I can make spunk at home.

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I hate "spunk".


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2020-06-17 12:54:35 PM  
1 vote:
Spunk?  Don't let it be spunk.

I can make spunk at home.
 
2020-06-17 12:52:02 PM  
1 vote:
Are they keep the bar closed due to Covid-19, or have they just realized that most people in Florida really shouldn't be drinking?
 
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