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2020-06-17 11:17:56 AM  
Cable to fix?
 
2020-06-17 12:23:26 PM  
 
2020-06-17 12:35:58 PM  
Plenty O'Toole?

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2020-06-17 12:49:13 PM  
Do-Re-Mi ?
 
2020-06-17 12:49:57 PM  

Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?
 
2020-06-17 12:50:49 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?


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2020-06-17 12:50:57 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?


Alota Vagina?
 
2020-06-17 12:51:00 PM  
"Elbo room owner Michelle Penrod"

Good grief, subby, why did you misgender the bar's owner?
 
2020-06-17 12:52:02 PM  
Are they keep the bar closed due to Covid-19, or have they just realized that most people in Florida really shouldn't be drinking?
 
2020-06-17 12:54:06 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?

Alota Vagina?


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2020-06-17 12:54:35 PM  
Spunk?  Don't let it be spunk.

I can make spunk at home.
 
2020-06-17 12:54:55 PM  
"Michelle Penrod" is my Drag Queen Karaoke stage name
 
2020-06-17 12:55:23 PM  
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2020-06-17 12:56:34 PM  
I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.
 
2020-06-17 12:56:52 PM  

Billy Liar: DarkSoulNoHope: Sorelian's Ghost: Barfmaker: Plenty O'Toole?

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P*ssy Galore?

Alota Vagina?

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I really need to remember that Austin Powers beat around the bush with the jokes more than the Bond movies did, F instead of V. As opposed to Goldfinger which just went out and said it!
 
2020-06-17 12:59:43 PM  
Landsharks?
 
2020-06-17 1:00:22 PM  

bughunter: Spunk?  Don't let it be spunk.

I can make spunk at home.


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I hate "spunk".
 
2020-06-17 1:01:22 PM  

Dork Gently: "Elbo room owner Michelle Penrod"

Good grief, subby, why did you misgender the bar's owner?


I'm gonna guess the last name of "Penrod" threw subby off....
 
2020-06-17 1:03:56 PM  
Elbo room is a dump
 
2020-06-17 1:05:31 PM  

Billy Liar: bughunter: Spunk?  Don't let it be spunk.

I can make spunk at home.

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I hate "spunk".


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2020-06-17 1:05:56 PM  
You do you, Florida.

I'm staying far away.
 
2020-06-17 1:07:58 PM  
Man, I wish I could easily screen cap the video, the fact that <50% of participants in a crowded demonstration were wearing masks just goes to prove why these idiots shouldn't be allowed to work. Bars/nightclubs have been the epicenter of almost all the mass infections other than churches.
 
2020-06-17 1:08:16 PM  

litespeed74: Dork Gently: "Elbo room owner Michelle Penrod"

Good grief, subby, why did you misgender the bar's owner?

I'm gonna guess the last name of "Penrod" threw subby off....


Got it mixed up with Don Pencildick.
 
2020-06-17 1:11:25 PM  

king of vegas: I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.


I thought all bars had to serve some type of food, maybe that's just a MD rule.

Hell this one restaurant I bartended at years ago had a 10pm-2am menu that was either $2 bag of ships or in-house made jerky.
 
2020-06-17 1:13:43 PM  

king of vegas: I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.


I think most hand sanitizers are alcohol based.

/so there!
 
2020-06-17 1:18:48 PM  
Lebensraum?
 
2020-06-17 1:23:20 PM  
"People aren't going to social distance, the ones that are responsible won't show up, so it is what it is," she said.

Might as well make some money while we hold hands and jump off this cliff.
 
2020-06-17 1:25:46 PM  

trappedspirit: "People aren't going to social distance, the ones that are responsible won't show up, so it is what it is," she said.

Might as well make some money while we hold hands and jump off this cliff.


There are rubes to fleece!
 
2020-06-17 1:30:09 PM  

phrawgh: Lebensraum?


Clubbinsraum.
 
2020-06-17 2:02:27 PM  
One thing you will discover
When you get next to one another
Is everybody needs some elbow room, elbow room.
It's nice when you're kinda cozy, but
Not when you're tangled nose to nosy, oh,
Everybody needs some elbow, needs a little elbow room.
That's how it was in the early days of the U.S.A.,
The people kept coming to settle though
The east was the only place there was to go.
The president was Thomas Jefferson
He made a deal with Napoleon.
How'd you like to sell a mile or two, (Or three, or a hundred, or a thousand?)
And so, in 1803 the Louisiana Territory was sold to us
Without a fuss
And gave us lots of elbow room.
Oh, elbow room, elbow room,
Got to, got to get us some elbow room.
It's the west or bust,
In God we trust.
There's a new land out there...
Lewis and Clark volunteered to go,
Goodbye, good luck, wear your overcoat!
They prepared for good times and for bad (and for bad),
They hired Sacagawea to be their guide.
She led them all across the countryside.
Reached the coast
And found the most
Elbow room we've ever had.
The way was opened up for folks with bravery.
There were plenty of fights
To win land rights,
But the West was meant to be;
It was our Manifest Destiny!
The trappers, traders, and the peddlers,
The politicians, and the settlers,
They got there by any way they could. (Any way they could).
The Gold Rush trampled down the wilderness,
The railroads spread across from east to west,
And soon the West was opened up for - opened up for good.
And now we jet from east to west.
Goodbye New York, hello L.A.,
But it took those early folks to open up the way.
Now we've got a lot of room to be
Growing from sea to shining sea.
Guess that we have got our elbow room (elbow room)
But if there should ever come a time
When we're crowded up together, I'm
Sure we'll find some elbow room...up on the moon!
Oh, elbow room, elbow room.
Got to, got to get us some elbow room.
It's the moon or bust,
In God we trust.
There's a new land up there!


Why yes, I have been binging on Schoolhouse Rock since it got added to Disney+.
 
2020-06-17 2:02:36 PM  

WithinReason: king of vegas: I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.

I thought all bars had to serve some type of food, maybe that's just a MD rule.

Hell this one restaurant I bartended at years ago had a 10pm-2am menu that was either $2 bag of ships or in-house made jerky.


In NC, it's based on percentage of revenue. To open at 50% capacity, you have to show that more than 40% of your sales normally come from food.

I might have the percentage slightly wrong, but it's close to that.
 
2020-06-17 2:03:05 PM  
Gassy Jack?
 
2020-06-17 2:08:20 PM  
She is right.  Opening restaurants and not allowing bars to open is inconsistent.  This is why I opposed the early opening of restaurants.  Like a damn being overtopped, as soon as a few businesses opened, it became difficult, unfair, and logically inconsistent to leave others closed.

So, she is right.  They should close the restuarants back down until states actually show a substantial decrease in infected people.

But they won't.
 
2020-06-17 2:14:48 PM  
Elbo Room is an open non-air conditionrd public restroom with an attached open-container area on the beach that also sells alcohol. Avoid it like a plague (literally)
 
2020-06-17 3:07:13 PM  

Jgok: WithinReason: king of vegas: I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.

I thought all bars had to serve some type of food, maybe that's just a MD rule.

Hell this one restaurant I bartended at years ago had a 10pm-2am menu that was either $2 bag of ships or in-house made jerky.

In NC, it's based on percentage of revenue. To open at 50% capacity, you have to show that more than 40% of your sales normally come from food.

I might have the percentage slightly wrong, but it's close to that.


Oh ya, I think I remember that stupid rule
 
2020-06-17 9:51:55 PM  

phrawgh: Lebensraum?


Lebensraum.

Schoolhouse Rock - Elbow Room
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2020-06-18 3:26:58 AM  

WithinReason: king of vegas: I live a mile from this bar. Places around out are open because they serve good. Elbo doesn't have food and that's why they're not allowed to open. It seems rather illogical since I had breakfast at Spazio next door to it just a couple days ago.

I thought all bars had to serve some type of food, maybe that's just a MD rule.

Hell this one restaurant I bartended at years ago had a 10pm-2am menu that was either $2 bag of ships or in-house made jerky.


Just a MD rule.
 
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