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1162 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jun 2020 at 12:00 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-18 12:13:30 PM  
6 votes:
I asked the pharmacist for some lip balm. He said will that be cash or charge. I said 'just put it on my bill' and he threw me out.
 
2020-06-18 10:24:14 AM  
6 votes:
OMG! I STEPPED IN IT!!!!!!
 
2020-06-18 8:18:59 AM  
6 votes:
I am a young female duck striding confidently into the future, secure in my knowledge that the male ducks will not simply treat me as some sexual object to be joked about, but will appreciate me for my mind and personality and will always treat me with respect and civility!

/Penance for my entry in the previous caption contest.
 
2020-06-16 4:52:50 PM  
6 votes:
"You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about. ..."
 
2020-06-18 12:03:45 PM  
4 votes:
I'm.  Too sexy for my wing.  Too sexy for my wing.
 
2020-06-18 12:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
Hey! Got any grapes!?
 
2020-06-18 5:27:37 AM  
2 votes:
Widgeon ya know it! Eider I'm being chased or I'm quacking up.
 
2020-06-17 7:39:03 PM  
2 votes:
Quack, damn you!

/apologies to the Mythbusters
 
2020-06-17 6:26:34 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm a RAPTOR! "
 
2020-06-18 1:24:19 PM  
1 vote:
Hey!  Got any nails?
 
2020-06-18 12:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
Mama says even if I'm not a swan its still okay to be fabulous.
 
2020-06-18 12:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
...and that's when the attack comes! Not from the front, but from the side. whosht
 
2020-06-18 12:11:34 PM  
1 vote:
Stop yelling that! I can't me any lower
 
2020-06-18 12:05:30 PM  
1 vote:
The quackin' has been released.

You knew better than to pick me up. You asked for this.
 
2020-06-16 11:21:40 AM  
1 vote:
I told him it was rabbit season!
 
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