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2020-06-16 11:02:09 AM  
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2020-06-16 11:21:37 AM  
MF'er called me WHAT?
 
2020-06-16 11:21:40 AM  
I told him it was rabbit season!
 
2020-06-16 11:22:15 AM  
Everybody hates me, nobody likes me. Think I'll eat some worms.
 
2020-06-16 4:52:50 PM  
"You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about. ..."
 
2020-06-17 6:26:34 PM  
"I'm a RAPTOR! "
 
2020-06-17 7:39:03 PM  
Quack, damn you!

/apologies to the Mythbusters
 
2020-06-18 5:27:37 AM  
Widgeon ya know it! Eider I'm being chased or I'm quacking up.
 
2020-06-18 8:18:59 AM  
I am a young female duck striding confidently into the future, secure in my knowledge that the male ducks will not simply treat me as some sexual object to be joked about, but will appreciate me for my mind and personality and will always treat me with respect and civility!

/Penance for my entry in the previous caption contest.
 
2020-06-18 10:24:14 AM  
OMG! I STEPPED IN IT!!!!!!
 
2020-06-18 12:03:45 PM  
I'm.  Too sexy for my wing.  Too sexy for my wing.
 
2020-06-18 12:05:30 PM  
The quackin' has been released.

You knew better than to pick me up. You asked for this.
 
2020-06-18 12:11:34 PM  
Stop yelling that! I can't me any lower
 
2020-06-18 12:13:30 PM  
I asked the pharmacist for some lip balm. He said will that be cash or charge. I said 'just put it on my bill' and he threw me out.
 
2020-06-18 12:23:34 PM  
...and that's when the attack comes! Not from the front, but from the side. whosht
 
2020-06-18 12:24:56 PM  

RedZoneTuba: I am a young female duck striding confidently into the future, secure in my knowledge that the male ducks will not simply treat me as some sexual object to be joked about, but will appreciate me for my mind and personality and will always treat me with respect and civility!

/Penance for my entry in the previous caption contest.


Why'n'tchu smilin', baby?
 
2020-06-18 12:27:03 PM  
Everyone's talking about goosestepping these days, well I think it's high time duckstepping made a comeback!
 
2020-06-18 12:49:20 PM  

RedZoneTuba: I am a young female duck striding confidently into the future, secure in my knowledge that the male ducks will not simply treat me as some sexual object to be joked about, but will appreciate me for my mind and personality and will always treat me with respect and civility!

/Penance for my entry in the previous caption contest.


Let me show you my corkscrew.
 
2020-06-18 12:49:31 PM  
Mama says even if I'm not a swan its still okay to be fabulous.
 
2020-06-18 12:53:21 PM  
Hey! Got any grapes!?
 
2020-06-18 1:24:19 PM  
Hey!  Got any nails?
 
2020-06-18 1:43:00 PM  
I got your AFLAC right here!
 
2020-06-18 2:46:49 PM  
Anatidae in paradise
 
2020-06-18 4:01:20 PM  
Oh I'm an ugly duckling am I? Well you're a filthy whore, Tina. Whaddaya think about that?
 
2020-06-19 12:00:29 AM  
Let me tell you about Cross Fit and the Vegan lifestyle! Wait! come back.........
 
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