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2020-06-16 9:49:17 AM  
Hahahahahahaha!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2020-06-16 9:53:48 AM  
The COVID-19? Seriously?
 
2020-06-16 10:03:08 AM  
Worse things could happen.
 
2020-06-16 10:15:44 AM  

Butterflew: The COVID-19? Seriously?


Why was this filtered when I was quoting the asshole this article is about? Should I have put it in quotes or something?
 
2020-06-16 10:21:44 AM  
"mild symptoms"

This isn't going to help. He and the Trumpsters now have another "it's like the common cold" data point.

WTF, Covid? Sweet old grannies die and you let this stupid a-hole skate?
 
2020-06-16 10:30:15 AM  

MrBallou: "mild symptoms"

This isn't going to help. He and the Trumpsters now have another "it's like the common cold" data point.

WTF, Covid? Sweet old grannies die and you let this stupid a-hole skate?


Gotta add a NotCSB:

I was setting up a charity food delivery to a large, dense apartment complex in a poor, mostly Hispanic neighborhood yesterday. I asked the manager:

Q: "How many units are there here?"

"607", she said.

Q: "How many of those families would you say are in need?"

"I don't know. We've had a lot of death here. There are families where the only person working died and now they're in real trouble."

/it's not a farking common cold.
 
2020-06-16 12:23:51 PM  
Can someone put him to sleep for a few hours and tattoo a facemask on him?
 
2020-06-16 12:24:40 PM  
Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.
 
2020-06-16 12:25:40 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.


And fark you Fark, for altering the quote from what he really said.
 
2020-06-16 12:26:03 PM  
Wrenzie?
 
2020-06-16 12:26:08 PM  
Do we need evidence of the ignorance and assholeness of the GoP?
 
2020-06-16 12:26:16 PM  
At some point, it becomes clear that these Republicans who refuse to wear masks are just gross people. The cleaning staff could probably tell stories about what's under their desks.
 
2020-06-16 12:27:08 PM  
It's always a Republican, isn't it?
 
2020-06-16 12:27:21 PM  
Republicans are a caravan of disease.
 
2020-06-16 12:27:25 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Do we need more evidence of the ignorance and assholeness of the GoP?


But, whatev's
 
2020-06-16 12:27:39 PM  
Good I pray they die.
 
2020-06-16 12:28:49 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Cheesehead_Dave: Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.

And fark you Fark, for altering the quote from what he really said.


Admittedly the filter makes him sound like a 70-year old man.
 
2020-06-16 12:30:55 PM  
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2020-06-16 12:31:34 PM  
Not surprising that an R would refuse to refer to it as COVID-19.

Stay classy, GOP!
 
2020-06-16 12:32:47 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Cheesehead_Dave: Cheesehead_Dave: Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.

And fark you Fark, for altering the quote from what he really said.

Admittedly the filter makes him sound like a 70-year old man.


Most Republicans have the moral attitudes of a 70-year-old man, but without the wisdom that usually comes with advanced age.
 
2020-06-16 12:32:53 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Cheesehead_Dave: Cheesehead_Dave: Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.

And fark you Fark, for altering the quote from what he really said.

Admittedly the filter makes him sound like a 70-year old man.


As opposed to a sh*tty old racist Republican plague rat.
 
2020-06-16 12:35:51 PM  
Lock him up. He flew on a farking plane and knew he had it.
 
2020-06-16 12:36:07 PM  

anfrind: Mrtraveler01: Cheesehead_Dave: Cheesehead_Dave: Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.

And fark you Fark, for altering the quote from what he really said.

Admittedly the filter makes him sound like a 70-year old man.

Most Republicans have the moral attitudes of a 70-year-old man, but without the wisdom that usually comes with advanced age.


Well said.
 
2020-06-16 12:37:40 PM  
At minimum, this guy, Rand Paul and any others deserve a censure.
 
2020-06-16 12:37:50 PM  
Rep. Tom Rice, a South Carolina Republican,

Why is anyone surprised? This is basically a traditional recipe for a grade A asshole...
 
2020-06-16 12:39:49 PM  
Infect them all, dammit. Have it done with.
 
2020-06-16 12:42:10 PM  
Fark this guy and all the selfish arseholes who don't wear a mask in public!

The Wawa near me has a big, red farking sign on the doors requiring masks, but no one says anything when people consistently enter without a mask.

Ignorance should kill them, not the vulnerable people who can't escape it.

/ fark this guy
 
2020-06-16 12:43:52 PM  
Remember Star Wars? Whoo - Han Flew!
 
2020-06-16 12:44:16 PM  
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2020-06-16 12:46:38 PM  
Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Trump's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Trump literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine. 

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?
 
2020-06-16 12:47:21 PM  
NeuroticRocker:

I wonder what bill would have to say, not now had he lived, but on November 20th of this year, for 3 hours just sit and Listen
 
2020-06-16 12:48:27 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Okay, so he was social distancing, and did have a mask to wear when he wasn't able to maintain that, so I might have given him a pass for that, but then...

""I wanted to let you know that all 3 members of our household: Wrenzie, our son Lucas, and I all have the COVID-19."

fark this guy.


You mean charge him with attempted murder on congress, which means life in prison.
 
2020-06-16 12:48:27 PM  

THX 1138: Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Trump's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Trump literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine. 

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?


The sky is green. Why can't you stupid libs get that through your thick skulls?
 
2020-06-16 12:49:27 PM  

THX 1138: Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?


God emperor trump is just playing 4D chess with Slanaash.
 
2020-06-16 12:50:43 PM  

THX 1138: Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?


The President is not an intelligent man, and he's incredibly dishonest.

Have you missed the past few years? We've discussed these things.
 
2020-06-16 12:51:19 PM  
When I read subby's headline, I immediately thought, "Ted Cruz has gas".
 
2020-06-16 12:51:21 PM  
In a zombie movie this is the asshole that got bit but won't tell the group.
 
2020-06-16 12:51:54 PM  
"The Woohan Floo"

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2020-06-16 12:51:55 PM  

Gonz: THX 1138: Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?

The President is not an intelligent man, and he's incredibly dishonest.

Have you missed the past few years? We've discussed these things.


No no no. His lies are truth. Don't you read the Qanon handbook? The more he lies and misleads, the closer the great purge is! Those pedophiles will pay, I tell ya whut! They can't hide in pizza parlors forever.
 
2020-06-16 12:52:33 PM  

THX 1138: Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Drumpf's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Drumpf literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine. 

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?


He's talking out of his ass. Unfortunately the people who listen to him are even dumber than he is, so they won't notice.
 
2020-06-16 12:52:45 PM  

Subtonic: THX 1138: Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Trump's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Trump literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine. 

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?

The sky is green. Why can't you stupid libs get that through your thick skulls?


I'm just flabbergasted.  He literally pointed to an objectively fabricated thing as his justification as to why we should believe him.
 
2020-06-16 12:56:07 PM  

THX 1138: Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Trump's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Trump literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine. 

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?


Some ring wing blogosphere wingnut probably claimed there was an Aids vaccine once and that the wealthy are hoarding it for themselves, and a few sentences later say that all vaccines are bad.

Or someone probably mentioned it in a fark post somewhere. You never know with these farkers if what they say is sarcastic or not.
 
2020-06-16 1:00:04 PM  
Do the members of House sit randomly, or do they sit with others of their party?
 
2020-06-16 1:03:50 PM  
I'd bet a dollar he doesn't wear a condom either. Or wash his hands after using the restroom.
 
2020-06-16 1:08:06 PM  

THX 1138: Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Trump's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Trump literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine.

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?


Republicans always lie.
 
2020-06-16 1:08:09 PM  

dericwater: Do the members of House sit randomly, or do they sit with others of their party?


I thought that was an interesting question.

https://hobnobblog.com/congress-seati​n​g-charts/
 
2020-06-16 1:08:40 PM  

Lonestar: THX 1138: Sorry to threadshiat, but there's no greenlit thread for Trump's live conference right now.  My point is about COVID-19, so it's tangentially on-topic.

Trump literally just said we're going to have a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year because the people working on it are the same capable ones who created the AIDS vaccine. 

That's right. "The AIDS vaccine".

Can any Fark Independent please tell us WTF he's talking about?

Some ring wing blogosphere wingnut probably claimed there was an Aids vaccine once and that the wealthy are hoarding it for themselves, and a few sentences later say that all vaccines are bad.

Or someone probably mentioned it in a fark post somewhere. You never know with these farkers if what they say is sarcastic or not.


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2020-06-16 1:13:14 PM  
Really that's the far right accelerationist wet dream. Half of the legislature becoming life-threateningly ill or dead. They can bulldoze through what's left of the republic, not that aren't trying to already.
 
2020-06-16 1:15:37 PM  
Best thing a Republican has done for the country in quite a while.
 
2020-06-16 1:20:17 PM  
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