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(Fox News)   CoronaBarbie says people criticizing Trump for having zombie-filled rally have TDS, which stands for Trump is Deranged Syndrome   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-06-16 3:34:20 AM  
I say have a huge rally, get naked, have sex, get coronavirus and drop dead.

Although overweight, MAGA-hat wearing Trump fans would be the most hideous porn video ever
 
2020-06-16 4:02:17 AM  
reporters should ask her if she's going to go and mix and mingle with the crowd
 
2020-06-16 6:22:47 AM  
So here's an example of the MAGAt mindset. My wingnut coworkers tease me for wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer. Last Friday the cousin of one of them died from Covid-19. Yesterday he told me, "But everything's back to normal, now. I didn't think we had to worry about it anymore. I thought it was all over." I explained that 800 - 1,000 people a day are dying from Covid-19 and asked if he is going to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer now. "No. Those don't do any good. Besides, it's all over now."
 
2020-06-16 6:24:46 AM  

Notabunny: So here's an example of the MAGAt mindset. My wingnut coworkers tease me for wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer. Last Friday the cousin of one of them died from Covid-19. Yesterday he told me, "But everything's back to normal, now. I didn't think we had to worry about it anymore. I thought it was all over." I explained that 800 - 1,000 people a day are dying from Covid-19 and asked if he is going to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer now. "No. Those don't do any good. Besides, it's all over now."


It won't end this year with people like THAT around.
 
2020-06-16 6:30:49 AM  

Alphax: Notabunny: So here's an example of the MAGAt mindset. My wingnut coworkers tease me for wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer. Last Friday the cousin of one of them died from Covid-19. Yesterday he told me, "But everything's back to normal, now. I didn't think we had to worry about it anymore. I thought it was all over." I explained that 800 - 1,000 people a day are dying from Covid-19 and asked if he is going to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer now. "No. Those don't do any good. Besides, it's all over now."

It won't end this year with people like THAT around.


Someone will earn the place as a historical footnote for being the last person to die of a Covid-19.

But they haven't caught it yet.
 
2020-06-16 6:38:00 AM  
They're trying to reopen St. Charles County nearby here. per the governor's orders.

349 new cases in Missouri yesterday.. low compared to the national average, but it'll be going up as Republicans keep pushing to reopen everything.
 
2020-06-16 6:42:17 AM  
I am pretty sure I have TDS.
 
2020-06-16 8:00:55 AM  
Looks like she got some Botox work done.
 
2020-06-16 8:20:29 AM  

BizarreMan: Alphax: Notabunny: So here's an example of the MAGAt mindset. My wingnut coworkers tease me for wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer. Last Friday the cousin of one of them died from Covid-19. Yesterday he told me, "But everything's back to normal, now. I didn't think we had to worry about it anymore. I thought it was all over." I explained that 800 - 1,000 people a day are dying from Covid-19 and asked if he is going to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer now. "No. Those don't do any good. Besides, it's all over now."

It won't end this year with people like THAT around.

Someone will earn the place as a historical footnote for being the last person to die of a Covid-19.

But they haven't caught it yet.


Not likely. Corona is with us forever.  At some point it will get less deadly, but it is a new reality.
 
2020-06-16 8:53:32 AM  

mr_a: I am pretty sure I have TDS.


Same here.  I just bought a meter.  Mine is about 250+ppm.  I think I need an RO filter.
 
2020-06-16 8:57:49 AM  
I can't think of a better place I'd like those guys to be, then inside the virus amplification chamber at a Trump rally.
 
2020-06-16 9:03:11 AM  
If there's nothing to worry about why are you making attendees sign waivers saying they won't sue if they get sick?

Best part: the waiver is overly broad and unenforceable
 
2020-06-16 9:05:30 AM  
is there anything that these people will not complain about being a victim?
 
2020-06-16 9:05:31 AM  
While they are all gathered in one spot, just set the charges and implode the facility. It's the best option for everyone.
 
2020-06-16 9:05:37 AM  

Alphax: Notabunny: So here's an example of the MAGAt mindset. My wingnut coworkers tease me for wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer. Last Friday the cousin of one of them died from Covid-19. Yesterday he told me, "But everything's back to normal, now. I didn't think we had to worry about it anymore. I thought it was all over." I explained that 800 - 1,000 people a day are dying from Covid-19 and asked if he is going to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer now. "No. Those don't do any good. Besides, it's all over now."

It won't end this year with people like THAT around.


But I'm hoping it culls more of that herd than the herd taking precautions.

So MAGAts, please continue to go maskless and unsanitized. We just ask you associate with your own kind and leave the mask-wearers alone.
 
2020-06-16 9:05:46 AM  

qorkfiend: Best part: the waiver is overly broad and unenforceable


I'm sure there are generous sprinklings of the word, "hereby". Which, of course, makes it official.
 
2020-06-16 9:07:01 AM  

qorkfiend: If there's nothing to worry about why are you making attendees sign waivers saying they won't sue if they get sick?

Best part: the waiver is overly broad and unenforceable


They don't care ;if the people get sick, they just don't want to accept responsibility.

The campaign, like the candidate hires the best lawyers money can stiff.
 
2020-06-16 9:07:05 AM  
I can't figure out people like her. Is she a true believer in Trump and thinks what she is saying is true? Is it just a cash grab? Does she think she can use the job as a springboard to another more prestigious position? She isn't dumb, so is it just that she is evil?

Does she just go home and wash the stink off of herself for the ridiculous stuff she said and stare at her bank account?

I don't get it.
 
2020-06-16 9:07:42 AM  
This comment was unintentional gold...

TonyArrow
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I hope Trump Jr runs for president in 2016. I'll vote for him just to see these people commit mass suicide.


I added extra highlighting to the important parts...
 
2020-06-16 9:07:55 AM  
This act will, without a doubt, cause the death of Americans.  It's simple math based on the spread of Corona.

We're not gonna do anything about the 100,000 he's already killed and also not gonna prevent him from killing more people?  There's seriously no action anyone is willing to take?

They've scheduleded a murder(s) and no one is gonna do anything about it.
 
2020-06-16 9:11:47 AM  

Mikey1969: This comment was unintentional gold...

TonyArrow
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I hope Trump Jr runs for president in 2016. I'll vote for him just to see these people commit mass suicide.

I added extra highlighting to the important parts...


Wait, I'm so confused.  Does the Derp State, rather than the Deep State, have Obama's time machine now?
 
2020-06-16 9:11:55 AM  
Normal people: "We're in the middle of a pandemic, please don't spread the virus".

Trump supporters: "WHY DO YOU HATE TRUMP?!?!?!?"
 
2020-06-16 9:12:03 AM  

whosits_112: While they are all gathered in one spot, just set the charges and implode the facility. It's the best option for everyone.


You might want to start packing a toothbrush.
 
2020-06-16 9:14:12 AM  
Aren't the people at Fox STILL WORKING FROM HOME?
 
2020-06-16 9:15:18 AM  
The people that talked about voting from the rooftops over Obama's tan pants can just shut the fark up.
 
2020-06-16 9:16:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: Looks like she got some Botox work done.


Well she definitely had a nose job done to make her more appealing to the "master*snerk*-race."

/insert "Where the FARK is your chin?!?" anywhere you want
 
2020-06-16 9:17:13 AM  
It's always hilarious when conservatives believe anyone who is against President Plague has TDS when it's been proven time and time again only though who worship D2S are the ones who really have it

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And as President Cadet Bone Spurs has said, he loves the poorly educated
 
2020-06-16 9:17:35 AM  
She's the reason Two Broke Girls was cancelled.
 
2020-06-16 9:18:15 AM  
"TDS," or what the dictionary defines as "literacy."
 
2020-06-16 9:20:57 AM  
What is interesting is the study about long term damage to the asymptomatic.  What happens when all these Maghats have chronic illnesses?
 
2020-06-16 9:22:56 AM  

EvilEgg: What is interesting is the study about long term damage to the asymptomatic.  What happens when all these Maghats have chronic illnesses?


They'll push everyone and their grandmother aside in a rush to be treated the minute they're sick.
 
2020-06-16 9:23:34 AM  

Notabunny: So here's an example of the MAGAt mindset. My wingnut coworkers tease me for wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer. Last Friday the cousin of one of them died from Covid-19. Yesterday he told me, "But everything's back to normal, now. I didn't think we had to worry about it anymore. I thought it was all over." I explained that 800 - 1,000 people a day are dying from Covid-19 and asked if he is going to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer now. "No. Those don't do any good. Besides, it's all over now."


All of my coworkers are convinced it's a hoax because they don't personally know anyone with Covid.
 
2020-06-16 9:24:40 AM  

Alphax: They're trying to reopen St. Charles County nearby here. per the governor's orders.

349 new cases in Missouri yesterday.. low compared to the national average, but it'll be going up as Republicans keep pushing to reopen everything.


Meanwhile, Meal Team Six came out in force in Michigan a month ago, but the state stayed closed. It had 21 new cases yesterday. Wonder what the difference is between Michigan and a state like Missouri or Arizona or Florida. It couldn't be that the Democratic woman in charge is more competent than the old Republican men running those other states could it?
 
2020-06-16 9:26:09 AM  

born_yesterday: EvilEgg: What is interesting is the study about long term damage to the asymptomatic.  What happens when all these Maghats have chronic illnesses?

They'll push everyone and their grandmother aside in a rush to be treated the minute they're sick.


Or they will go to great lengths to pretend they're fine. Trump supporters have crossed the threshold where even a direct threat to their personal safety is not enough to make them give up their support for Trump.
 
2020-06-16 9:28:51 AM  
The rally is a wonderful idea!
Beautiful! Perfect!

/it could end or cripple Donald J Trump
//please proceed.
 
2020-06-16 9:29:48 AM  

The Envoy: Mikey1969: This comment was unintentional gold...

TonyArrow
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I hope Trump Jr runs for president in 2016. I'll vote for him just to see these people commit mass suicide.

I added extra highlighting to the important parts...

Wait, I'm so confused.  Does the Derp State, rather than the Deep State, have Obama's time machine now?


That thing gets passed around like subby's mom...
 
2020-06-16 9:30:48 AM  
The only downside of gathering these MAGAts in a rally/viral incubation chamber is that they'll interact with sane non-Flu Klux Klan peolle
 
2020-06-16 9:31:02 AM  

Destructor: I can't think of a better place I'd like those guys to be, then inside the virus amplification chamber at a Trump rally.


Except they're heading over to your grocery store right after the rally, to grab a snack before heading to their job at your grandma's nursing home.
 
2020-06-16 9:31:51 AM  
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2020-06-16 9:32:12 AM  
See?  The media just hates America.  Why else would they recommend the Trump Administration take measures to save the lives of their own supporters?
 
2020-06-16 9:32:26 AM  
I think Donald Trump is making a big mistake by packing together his old, obese followers to listen to him riff for 3 hours, but I'm not going to interrupt him.
 
2020-06-16 9:34:06 AM  

Champion of the Sun: This act will, without a doubt, cause the death of Americans.  It's simple math based on the spread of Corona.

We're not gonna do anything about the 100,000 he's already killed and also not gonna prevent him from killing more people?  There's seriously no action anyone is willing to take?

They've scheduleded a murder(s) and no one is gonna do anything about it.


Yes they are. They are going to attend, cheer, and hold up pro trump signs.

sigh
 
2020-06-16 9:34:53 AM  
Trump
Derangement
Syndrome.


At this point, anyone who still supports, believes, or trusts 2Scoops is deranged.
 
2020-06-16 9:35:34 AM  

EvilEgg: What is interesting is the study about long term damage to the asymptomatic.  What happens when all these Maghats have chronic illnesses?


I would put a HUGE asterisk on any study claiming to study long-term effect in humans from a disease that hasn't been present in the human population for a year yet.

It may well have long term, multi year effect. We don't know, because we CAN'T know. Until we get to 2+ years into this, we simply cannot know what long term effects are.

We'll elide the concept of "long term damage" and "asymptomatic" when that damage would in fact be a symptom.
 
2020-06-16 9:35:35 AM  

EvilEgg: What is interesting is the study about long term damage to the asymptomatic.  What happens when all these Maghats have chronic illnesses?


Other than the current mental illness that they appear to suffer from?
 
2020-06-16 9:40:58 AM  
Oh, and TIL that reporting about a mass gathering that occurred is the same thing as endorsing it.

And, if course, epidemiologically, gatherings outdoors with fully masked participants == indoors meetings in assembly hall seating with participants who have been told wearing a mask is gayer than a Mike Pence daydream  (which is apparently a badthing).
 
2020-06-16 9:49:11 AM  

BMFPitt: Destructor: I can't think of a better place I'd like those guys to be, then inside the virus amplification chamber at a Trump rally.

Except they're heading over to your grocery store right after the rally, to grab a snack before heading to their job at your grandma's nursing home.


Pandemic is over. Clown in the Oval Office should have told you.

We've just given completely up on trying to control this thing. America doesn't "do" Pandemics. Each of us just have to do the best we can with what we've got at this point. Case in point; the morons who are going to attend this thing.
 
2020-06-16 9:51:18 AM  
Any derangement is on the part of trump* supporting coonts for thinking he's in any fashion fit for office.

We cannot let any of these assholes off afterwards.  No reconciliation, no forgiveness, no mercy.  Just justice.

Ruin them all.
 
2020-06-16 9:57:07 AM  
Whatever the more we say it's a bad idea the more renobs will go to stiggit
And I'm atbtgat point were railing against the stupidity of Trump's base seems as fruitless as railing against the general unfairness of life.


It sucks that people will die but there is literally nothing I can do about it.

And I'm out of Farks to give
 
2020-06-16 10:02:25 AM  
I'm beginning to suspect that Kayleigh is getting just a wee bit long in the tooth.... I predict she'll be replaced by Tomi soon.
 
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