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2020-06-15 8:01:39 PM  
12 votes:
"I don't care who we're related to, I'm voting for Amy McGrath in November!"
 
2020-06-16 9:26:20 AM  
7 votes:
Let's get that Shredder creep, then score us a pizza.
 
2020-06-15 10:16:33 PM  
7 votes:
"... I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life. ..."
 
2020-06-16 10:08:15 AM  
5 votes:
"Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows. ..."
 
2020-06-15 10:20:09 PM  
5 votes:
"Last one in is a rotten egg."
 
2020-06-15 8:39:54 PM  
5 votes:
"I always figured the ocean would be deeper"
 
2020-06-16 12:54:27 PM  
4 votes:
The USMC releases its Tactical Underwater Reconnaissance Tracking, Liaison, and Extraction brigade for its first practice mission off the coast of San Diego.
 
2020-06-16 12:08:46 PM  
4 votes:
I know what a cow is, but what's a bunga?
 
LF1
2020-06-16 3:36:25 PM  
2 votes:
Sadly, all Gamera's children were a disappointment to him, as they preferred surfing to spinning through space.
 
2020-06-16 10:21:35 AM  
2 votes:
OMG LOOK! Bob just got snatched up by a Seagull!  Cancel the swim party!  It's a TRAP!
 
2020-06-16 3:32:44 PM  
1 vote:
Run for it Motherfarkers!  The humans royally screwed this year on land!
 
2020-06-16 12:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
Master Splinter!
 
2020-06-16 12:12:47 PM  
1 vote:
"You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory. That's where I'd like to finish out my life, Red.... *gak*"
 
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