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(History Channel)   On this day in history, in 1300, Dante was named the Prior of Florence, in spite of the fact that he wasn't even supposed to be there that day   (history.com) divider line
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2020-06-15 11:42:11 AM  
Hallowed be the Ori.
 
2020-06-15 1:21:51 PM  
I see what you did there.
 
2020-06-15 1:25:11 PM  
Is there a Posterior of Florence?
 
2020-06-15 1:28:36 PM  
All this time and he's still not the master of his own destiny
 
2020-06-15 1:28:38 PM  
Florence would be a great town if it weren't for all the Fiorentini.
 
2020-06-15 1:32:28 PM  
Be careful of the dead guy in the bathroom.
 
2020-06-15 1:33:01 PM  
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See, the bright light... it ain't heaven, son. It's just a muzzle flare.

/obscure?
 
2020-06-15 1:34:28 PM  
Did he at least TRY not to suck any cocks on the way to the parking lot?
 
2020-06-15 1:35:07 PM  

Arkanaut: Is there a Posterior of Florence?


Naples
 
2020-06-15 1:35:36 PM  
I'll bet some asshole jammed gum in the locks.
 
2020-06-15 1:36:51 PM  
1300? In a row?
 
2020-06-15 1:38:09 PM  
Yea, try not to suck ye the cock upon thy way to yon plaza!
 
2020-06-15 2:13:48 PM  

jtown: I'll bet some asshole jammed gum in the locks.


You know how hard it is to get a locksmith down to the gates of hell at this time of night?

*I ASSURE YOU WE ARE OPEN*
 
2020-06-15 2:43:42 PM  
I bet Beatrice never brought him lasagna at work.
 
2020-06-15 3:16:26 PM  
Got a light?
 
2020-06-15 3:44:06 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 500x305]

See, the bright light... it ain't heaven, son. It's just a muzzle flare.

/obscure?


Flash.
 
2020-06-15 5:38:41 PM  
His mother is still sobbing, telling him to come home to Lulu and Rocco.
 
2020-06-15 5:44:02 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 500x305]

See, the bright light... it ain't heaven, son. It's just a muzzle flare.

/obscure?


Not if you clicked on the comments b/c of a Clerks reference.
 
2020-06-15 6:20:39 PM  

jtown: I'll bet some asshole jammed gum in the locks.


it was probably either Jay or Silent Bob
 
2020-06-15 6:43:19 PM  
Trivia: What was he before he was prior?
 
2020-06-16 12:21:34 AM  

Bmorrison: jtown: I'll bet some asshole jammed gum in the locks.

it was probably either Jay or Silent Bob


Bunch of savages in this town....
 
2020-06-16 2:17:41 AM  
Few people realize that the whole Divine Comedy was worldbuilding and backstory for this epic RPG campaign he was going to run that kind of spiralled out of control.
 
2020-06-16 10:59:57 AM  
Can this please at least make it to the voting round for HOTY?
 
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