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(Yahoo)   Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves   (yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Ku Klux Klan, Britney Spears, Confederate statues, statues of Louisiana hero Britney Spears, Memphis Grizzlies, Confederate States of America, state officials, Louisiana resident Kassie Thibodeaux  
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2020-06-15 9:55:23 AM  
28 votes:
That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves

She's not that innocent, Subby.
 
2020-06-15 11:05:02 AM  
16 votes:
Depends on the Britney statue they decide to use...
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2020-06-15 9:53:49 AM  
16 votes:

LucklessWonder: Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
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You can tell which parts of the bronze will be forever shiny.
 
2020-06-15 10:43:46 AM  
14 votes:
Also, her career lasted more than 5 years.
 
2020-06-15 10:23:19 AM  
9 votes:
OWN slaves?

She WAS a slave... 4 u.

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2020-06-15 12:19:00 PM  
4 votes:

amb: Let's make her birthday a national holiday.

/this way I'll always get my birthday off from work
//Britney, call me
///we can share a cake


Unfortunately, I think she's made her feelings on the matter quite clear:

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2020-06-15 11:06:38 AM  
4 votes:
I thought this statue thing was all about getting rid of Toxic values.
 
2020-06-15 9:19:26 AM  
4 votes:
Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
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2020-06-15 2:14:47 PM  
3 votes:

tmyk: Depends on the Britney statue they decide to use...
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I kept trying to turn my screen like it was one of those Facebook 360 things...
 
2020-06-15 12:14:49 PM  
2 votes:

RankStranger: To be fair she whipped more Yankees than Louisiana Generals Bragg or Polk


I don't think self-flagellation counts...
 
2020-06-15 11:50:52 AM  
2 votes:
This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.
 
2020-06-15 11:19:12 AM  
2 votes:
If you play Womanizer backwards, you get the line "tnorf ot yrt tnod yob". When you run that through Alex Jones' secret pedophile cult translator, you get "Wendy's yarrow blast".

This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Britney is the true secret mastermind behind all the protests just so she should could sieze prime statue real estate for herself.
 
2020-06-15 10:25:59 AM  
2 votes:
ROFL, something tells me that Kassie Thibodeaux doesn't want to receive pics of "tributes" to Britney Spears.
 
2020-06-15 9:56:25 AM  
2 votes:

grokca: LucklessWonder: Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
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You can tell which parts of the bronze will be forever shiny.


I hope they preserve the sweat spot under her left boob that makes it look like she's lactating.
 
2020-06-15 5:02:03 PM  
1 vote:

Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.


Yup, that's why young people just aren't taking to the streets these days.
 
amb
2020-06-15 12:13:20 PM  
1 vote:
Let's make her birthday a national holiday.

/this way I'll always get my birthday off from work
//Britney, call me
///we can share a cake
 
2020-06-15 12:09:45 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair she whipped more Yankees than Louisiana Generals Bragg or Polk
 
2020-06-15 12:09:17 PM  
1 vote:

Copperbelly watersnake: If you play Womanizer backwards, you get the line "tnorf ot yrt tnod yob". When you run that through Alex Jones' secret pedophile cult translator, you get "Wendy's yarrow blast".

This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Britney is the true secret mastermind behind all the protests just so she should could sieze prime statue real estate for herself.


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