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(Yahoo)   Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves   (yahoo.com) divider line
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    More: Followup, Ku Klux Klan, Britney Spears, Confederate statues, statues of Louisiana hero Britney Spears, Memphis Grizzlies, Confederate States of America, state officials, Louisiana resident Kassie Thibodeaux  
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LucklessWonder
2020-06-15 9:19:26 AM  
Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
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grokca [TotalFark]
2020-06-15 9:53:49 AM  

LucklessWonder: Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
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You can tell which parts of the bronze will be forever shiny.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-15 9:55:23 AM  
That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves

She's not that innocent, Subby.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-15 9:56:25 AM  

grokca: LucklessWonder: Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
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You can tell which parts of the bronze will be forever shiny.


I hope they preserve the sweat spot under her left boob that makes it look like she's lactating.
 
Kubo [TotalFark]
2020-06-15 10:23:19 AM  
OWN slaves?

She WAS a slave... 4 u.

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WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2020-06-15 10:25:59 AM  
ROFL, something tells me that Kassie Thibodeaux doesn't want to receive pics of "tributes" to Britney Spears.
 
Rapmaster2000
2020-06-15 10:43:46 AM  
Also, her career lasted more than 5 years.
 
LucklessWonder
2020-06-15 10:44:10 AM  

grokca: LucklessWonder: Give her time. She might.

Also, wanna Fanta?
[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

You can tell which parts of the bronze will be forever shiny.


The soda bottle?
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-15 10:46:30 AM  

Diogenes: That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves

She's not that innocent, Subby.


Subby never said that she never started a war per se. Only that she never started one for the specific purpose of owning slaves.
 
tmyk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-15 11:05:02 AM  
Depends on the Britney statue they decide to use...
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cyberspacedout
2020-06-15 11:06:38 AM  
I thought this statue thing was all about getting rid of Toxic values.
 
Copperbelly watersnake
2020-06-15 11:19:12 AM  
If you play Womanizer backwards, you get the line "tnorf ot yrt tnod yob". When you run that through Alex Jones' secret pedophile cult translator, you get "Wendy's yarrow blast".

This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Britney is the true secret mastermind behind all the protests just so she should could sieze prime statue real estate for herself.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2020-06-15 11:36:03 AM  

Kubo: OWN slaves?

She WAS a slave... 4 u.

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Is she wearing her panties on the outside? Man, we should all have seen that meltdown coming- the signs were right there!
 
Glitchwerks
2020-06-15 11:50:52 AM  
This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.
 
Two16
2020-06-15 12:09:17 PM  

Copperbelly watersnake: If you play Womanizer backwards, you get the line "tnorf ot yrt tnod yob". When you run that through Alex Jones' secret pedophile cult translator, you get "Wendy's yarrow blast".

This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Britney is the true secret mastermind behind all the protests just so she should could sieze prime statue real estate for herself.


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RankStranger
2020-06-15 12:09:45 PM  
To be fair she whipped more Yankees than Louisiana Generals Bragg or Polk
 
amb
2020-06-15 12:13:20 PM  
Let's make her birthday a national holiday.

/this way I'll always get my birthday off from work
//Britney, call me
///we can share a cake
 
MrBonestripper
2020-06-15 12:14:49 PM  

RankStranger: To be fair she whipped more Yankees than Louisiana Generals Bragg or Polk


I don't think self-flagellation counts...
 
MrBonestripper
2020-06-15 12:19:00 PM  

amb: Let's make her birthday a national holiday.

/this way I'll always get my birthday off from work
//Britney, call me
///we can share a cake


Unfortunately, I think she's made her feelings on the matter quite clear:

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Imaginativescreenname
2020-06-15 12:24:39 PM  
Pick somebody else

I'm a Slave 4 U
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Slow To Return
2020-06-15 12:36:25 PM  
I can totally see Britney on Mt. Rushmore in Jefferson's place.
 
LL316
2020-06-15 12:37:21 PM  

Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.


There's also a petition to put Dolly Parton statues everywhere if that makes you feel better.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2020-06-15 12:54:43 PM  

LL316: Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.

There's also a petition to put Dolly Parton statues everywhere if that makes you feel better.


Given everything that woman has done for the people of this country, I'd say that is far more appropriate. National freakin' treasure, she is.
 
SirEattonHogg
2020-06-15 1:04:52 PM  

Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.


Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.


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Stud Gerbil
2020-06-15 1:14:53 PM  
Don't forget her world record in the 100m dash.
 
Colour_out_of_Space [TotalFark]
2020-06-15 1:27:58 PM  
I admire her for her contributions to semiconductor physics.
 
Buttknuckle
2020-06-15 1:50:02 PM  
What about her protection of watercraft from the pirates?
 
the_rhino
2020-06-15 2:14:47 PM  

tmyk: Depends on the Britney statue they decide to use...
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I kept trying to turn my screen like it was one of those Facebook 360 things...
 
LucklessWonder
2020-06-15 2:15:31 PM  
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uncleacid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-15 2:23:49 PM  
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BolloxReader [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-15 5:02:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.


Yup, that's why young people just aren't taking to the streets these days.
 
Bith Set Me Up
2020-06-15 9:26:25 PM  

Glitchwerks: This is the problem with kids these days.

They think about musical heroes and it's Brittney Spears.

Not Bob Marley, Joe Strummer, Chuck D, KRS-One, Jello Biafra, Ian MacKaye, Zack de la Rocha, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, or any other political oriented musicians.

This is why younger generations are such shameless farking sellouts.


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Birnone
2020-06-15 11:26:08 PM  
Well, she has been Spearsing far longer than the confederacy confederized. Longevity should count for something.
 
dickfreckle [TotalFark]
2020-06-16 12:37:25 AM  
I shamefully admit that I like the song "Toxic." I don't know why, I just do.
 
TheSteelCricket
2020-06-16 9:33:17 AM  
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The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse [TotalFark]
2020-06-16 9:52:53 AM  

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Yes please
 
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