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(Daily Star)   If you always dreamed of enjoying sexytimes with holograms of your dead relatives then, boy howdy have we got the app for you. Weirdo (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Creepy, Virtual reality, Augmented reality, Simulated reality, Artificial intelligence, Richard Donczi, Science fiction, Mixed reality, teledildonics sex tech  
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2020-06-14 12:52:49 PM  
How many times do we need to be reminded that BLACK MIRROR IS NOT A HOW-TO MANUAL!!?!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start compiling images of Anna Ioannova and Rosario Dawson for reasons completely unrelated to TFA.
 
2020-06-14 1:18:00 PM  
A threesome with gram-gram and great auntie Kay?  Only if I can give one Rosie Perez's voice and the other Carol Channing's voice
 
2020-06-14 2:03:45 PM  

johnny_vegas: A threesome with gram-gram and great auntie Kay?  Only if I can give one Rosie Perez's voice and the other Carol Channing's voice


Throw Betty White into the mix and you've got The Golden Girls pron we all need and deserve
 
2020-06-14 4:22:25 PM  
Robert Heinlein unavailable for comment.
 
2020-06-14 4:47:43 PM  
We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.
 
2020-06-14 4:53:49 PM  
So my Margaret Thatcher/Nancy Reagan fantasy hologram sexy time is still on. Good to know.
 
2020-06-14 4:54:28 PM  
Poor R.A.H., missed it by 32 years


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2020-06-14 5:01:49 PM  
Anyway, who wants relatives.

I want Christina Ricci's Wednesday Addams, matured to legal adulthood, who will make sardonic observations of my (apparently poor) life choices.
 
2020-06-14 5:06:56 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Anyway, who wants relatives.

I want Christina Ricci's Wednesday Addams, matured to legal adulthood, who will make sardonic observations of my (apparently poor) life choices.


I can see it now..."that looks like a penis, only smaller"
 
2020-06-14 5:23:57 PM  
Hey Mister.
I am Mad Scientist.
It's so cool!
Son of a biatch.
 
2020-06-14 5:33:35 PM  
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2020-06-14 5:42:21 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.


The first steps are already in place. There's a couple of VR apps that let you make custom partners, and one of them even allows for using DeepFake-style faces. The personality software isn't there yet, but the visual part is fairly impressive in some cases. Give it a couple of years, and improvements in software and the next steps in VR hardware and graphics cards will make it worth your time.
 
2020-06-14 5:42:55 PM  
Don't kinkshame me.
 
2020-06-14 5:43:57 PM  
Oglaf already did it:

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/ I'm only posting the first four panels 'cos it's, y'know, Oglaf, and I don't want a time-out...
 
2020-06-14 6:03:40 PM  

cirby: Fark_Guy_Rob: We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.

The first steps are already in place. There's a couple of VR apps that let you make custom partners, and one of them even allows for using DeepFake-style faces. The personality software isn't there yet, but the visual part is fairly impressive in some cases. Give it a couple of years, and improvements in software and the next steps in VR hardware and graphics cards will make it worth your time.



Yeah, even the best chatbots that have been trained by hundreds of thousands of users over the course of years are very disappointing. It's not just a matter of effort, they are going to need some kind of fundamental breakthrough to make any more headway.
 
2020-06-14 6:09:41 PM  
And, for some, the hologram is just the backdrop to the love they said should! Not! Be!

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2020-06-14 6:21:52 PM  
Wake me when we can model Jessica Alba from Idle Hands with real butt physics.
 
2020-06-14 8:11:09 PM  

Puglio: cirby: Fark_Guy_Rob: We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.

The first steps are already in place. There's a couple of VR apps that let you make custom partners, and one of them even allows for using DeepFake-style faces. The personality software isn't there yet, but the visual part is fairly impressive in some cases. Give it a couple of years, and improvements in software and the next steps in VR hardware and graphics cards will make it worth your time.


Yeah, even the best chatbots that have been trained by hundreds of thousands of users over the course of years are very disappointing. It's not just a matter of effort, they are going to need some kind of fundamental breakthrough to make any more headway.


But y tho
 
2020-06-14 8:21:25 PM  
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Yes we need fancy AI
 
2020-06-14 9:36:04 PM  
Fantasy porn you can't touch, no different to regular porn.

But it talks to you... Who chooses porn based on what the actors are saying?
 
2020-06-14 10:09:02 PM  

Nidiot: Fantasy porn you can't touch, no different to regular porn.

But it talks to you... Who chooses porn based on what the actors are saying?


phone sex customers
 
2020-06-14 10:19:45 PM  

cirby: Fark_Guy_Rob: We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.

The first steps are already in place. There's a couple of VR apps that let you make custom partners, and one of them even allows for using DeepFake-style faces. The personality software isn't there yet, but the visual part is fairly impressive in some cases. Give it a couple of years, and improvements in software and the next steps in VR hardware and graphics cards will make it worth your time.


Face : deepfake
Voice : deepvoice
Penetration : script controlled fleshlight ''robot''
Touch : VR full body suit

Now all you have left is something to simulate kissing without killing you.
 
2020-06-14 10:20:13 PM  
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2020-06-14 10:25:57 PM  

Fano: Puglio: cirby: Fark_Guy_Rob: We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.

The first steps are already in place. There's a couple of VR apps that let you make custom partners, and one of them even allows for using DeepFake-style faces. The personality software isn't there yet, but the visual part is fairly impressive in some cases. Give it a couple of years, and improvements in software and the next steps in VR hardware and graphics cards will make it worth your time.


Yeah, even the best chatbots that have been trained by hundreds of thousands of users over the course of years are very disappointing. It's not just a matter of effort, they are going to need some kind of fundamental breakthrough to make any more headway.

But y tho



For the sake of progress? To make people happy? I thought it was obvious.

Does a man having a virtual girlfriend make you uncomfortable? Are you going to find a volunteer to date him, then? Maybe you had some other solution in mind?
 
2020-06-14 10:39:26 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Nidiot: Fantasy porn you can't touch, no different to regular porn.

But it talks to you... Who chooses porn based on what the actors are saying?

phone sex customers


Thanks, I'd forgotten about them. It's a wide world of weird things that will get people off.

So eventually, even phone sex work will be automated.
 
2020-06-14 11:16:42 PM  

Puglio: Fano: Puglio: cirby: Fark_Guy_Rob: We don't have anywhere near the technology for this to be effective... Having said that, I don't think it's creepy at all.

The first steps are already in place. There's a couple of VR apps that let you make custom partners, and one of them even allows for using DeepFake-style faces. The personality software isn't there yet, but the visual part is fairly impressive in some cases. Give it a couple of years, and improvements in software and the next steps in VR hardware and graphics cards will make it worth your time.


Yeah, even the best chatbots that have been trained by hundreds of thousands of users over the course of years are very disappointing. It's not just a matter of effort, they are going to need some kind of fundamental breakthrough to make any more headway.

But y tho


For the sake of progress? To make people happy? I thought it was obvious.

Does a man having a virtual girlfriend make you uncomfortable? Are you going to find a volunteer to date him, then? Maybe you had some other solution in mind?


I think my next post made it clear
 
2020-06-14 11:26:27 PM  
I'll probably throw in on the KickStarter when it launches.

Back around 2007, I monkeyed around a lot a chatterbot program someone developed. It was pretty easy to hook up to the landline with telephony and have the AI answer. After getting hold of one of the more snazzy text to speech suites, great hilarity was had at the expense of telemarketers and relatives.

The tech wasn't up to pulling secretary duties for me at the time like I wanted, but this might be a good fit, depending on which direction they go with it.
 
2020-06-15 12:43:41 AM  
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2020-06-15 10:02:10 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Robert Heinlein unavailable for comment.


Is he, though?
 
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