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(New Musical Express)   What is it with celebrities who think Donald Trump was sent here by God?   (nme.com) divider line
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2020-06-14 7:24:04 AM  
Another old rock dude who hasn't had a decent song in 45 years.  Let's drag him out and see what he has to say about politics one more time.
 
2020-06-14 7:25:15 AM  
Let's see, bullshiat excuses as to why they couldn't serve their country, creeping on younger women.  Don't know what the connection is.
 
2020-06-14 7:31:09 AM  
What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?
 
2020-06-14 7:32:47 AM  

Alphax: What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?


Thanks you took the words right out of my mouth.  Plus it's not as if Ted has ever acted as God was an issue in his life.
 
2020-06-14 7:42:07 AM  

Alphax: What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?


Hey, he carries a gun and hunts.  Doesn't that automatically make you a tough guy?  Or you could say it makes you a scaredy-cat pussy who hunts.  I prefer the latter interpretation.
 
2020-06-14 7:42:33 AM  
How Stranglehold rose from the dreck that is the rest of his catalog is beyond me.
 
2020-06-14 7:57:15 AM  
Old classic right wingers, like Ted and Rush, Sean, and Coulter sure are having a problem trying to stay relevant when there's hundreds of free range trolls and one in the white house.
 
2020-06-14 8:01:43 AM  

optikeye: Old classic right wingers, like Ted and Rush, Sean, and Coulter sure are having a problem trying to stay relevant when there's hundreds of free range trolls and one in the white house.


The competition is fierce.  Who can be stupider?
 
2020-06-14 8:15:17 AM  

growinthings: Alphax: What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?

Thanks you took the words right out of my mouth.  Plus it's not as if Ted has ever acted as God was an issue in his life.


To add to my thought, Trump has as little clue of God as Ted does!
 
2020-06-14 8:36:25 AM  
Cut the guy some slack, all three of his state fair gigs have been cancelled due to Covid, so he has nothing to do this summer.
 
2020-06-14 8:54:08 AM  
As if he's not bad enough already, he's also an admitted pedophile. What a f*cking waste of biomass.

TED NUGENT - Jailbait
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2020-06-14 9:09:57 AM  
God also sent plagues and a flood. Trump seems par for the course.
 
2020-06-14 10:23:48 AM  
Either Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

*clicks*

Yup ...
 
2020-06-14 10:49:26 AM  
Shut up and sing, Ted.

Actually, on second thought, just shut up.
 
2020-06-14 11:03:47 AM  
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2020-06-14 11:03:47 AM  
God loves a man who serially cheats on his wives. It's in the bible.
 
2020-06-14 11:04:00 AM  
I wonder what the real celebrities think.
 
2020-06-14 11:04:03 AM  
What, you mean like to punish us?
 
2020-06-14 11:04:22 AM  
Narcissism is thicker than intelligence?
 
2020-06-14 11:04:27 AM  
"Cause we didn't want presidential, because all those punks that came before him were presidential and they wrecked everything."

Truly the words of a patriot.
 
2020-06-14 11:04:40 AM  
Because the "J." stands for "Jesus".  He is Christ in the flesh reborn!!

/"I am the chosen one"
//and the Christians go wild
\*sigh*
 
2020-06-14 11:05:59 AM  

Alphax: What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?


Patheticles
 
2020-06-14 11:06:08 AM  
Technically everything here is sent by god.
 
2020-06-14 11:06:11 AM  
Money and/or Fame doesn't buy brains, class, decency, or any positive human attributes actually.
If the past 3+ years haven't taught us that, we are beyond hope.
 
2020-06-14 11:06:17 AM  
What could be more Christlike than adulterously rawdogging porn stars?
 
2020-06-14 11:06:17 AM  
Some of them also believe in a flat Earth, so...
 
2020-06-14 11:07:44 AM  
"Celebrities".
 
2020-06-14 11:08:04 AM  
Because we killed Jesus?
 
2020-06-14 11:08:15 AM  

PaulRB: Another old rock dude who hasn't had a decent song in 45 years.  Let's drag him out and see what he has to say about politics one more time.


yeah... "celebrity" is being generous.  Its Ted Nugent, James Woods, and one of the guys from Happy days whose name I can't even remember.

Pretty much these were D lost celebrities and the only way you'd recognize any of them is if you're a boomer..
 
2020-06-14 11:08:55 AM  

HawgWild: Either Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

*clicks*

Yup ...


Maybe I've missed something, but I haven't really seen Kid Rock as the rabid Trumperbator that Nugent, Davi or Voight are. Yes, I know he went to the White House, but while he's obviously a Trump fan, he doesn't seem psychotically so.

Still not buying his album.
 
2020-06-14 11:09:10 AM  
The term celebrity really threw me off the scent. That's cheating, subby.
 
2020-06-14 11:09:23 AM  
The very first time I heard Ted Nugent sing "You got to pretend your face is a Maserati," I knew the man was a deeply insightful political thinker.
 
2020-06-14 11:09:41 AM  
If God sent us Donald Trump, then God is an asshole.
 
2020-06-14 11:10:32 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Because we killed Jesus?



He was resisting!
 
2020-06-14 11:11:06 AM  
The Nuge is a farking moron
 
2020-06-14 11:11:28 AM  
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2020-06-14 11:11:49 AM  

pueblonative: Let's see, bullshiat excuses as to why they couldn't serve their country, creeping on younger women.  Don't know what the connection is.


Nuge literally shiat himself to get out of Vietnam.
 
2020-06-14 11:12:06 AM  

Alphax: What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?


Because Jesus was a blonde-haired, blue- eyed, white man who was crucified by dirty brown people for exercising his first and second amendment rights?
 
2020-06-14 11:12:27 AM  
Trump was clearly sent by a god, the question is which one. Given his health and the pandemic, my money's on Nurgle.
 
2020-06-14 11:12:30 AM  
Nugent is a celebrity?
 
2020-06-14 11:12:31 AM  
Too much LSD in their youth?
 
2020-06-14 11:12:36 AM  
truly, some of the wisest words i have ever heard have come from butt-rockers who adopted teenagers so that they could f*ck them.
 
2020-06-14 11:12:38 AM  

The Lone Gunman: HawgWild: Either Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

*clicks*

Yup ...

Maybe I've missed something, but I haven't really seen Kid Rock as the rabid Trumperbator that Nugent, Davi or Voight are. Yes, I know he went to the White House, but while he's obviously a Trump fan, he doesn't seem psychotically so.

Still not buying his album.


Michigan guy here, very familiar with Mr Rock's work throughout the 90's. Trust me on this, he's a Trumpanzee douchebag as much as any of them.
 
2020-06-14 11:13:26 AM  

Alphax: What 'god' would send us the weakest, most pathetic crybaby on the planet?


To expose the the fraud of evangelicals and racists and drag them down with him.
 
2020-06-14 11:13:35 AM  

suebhoney: Too much LSD in their youth?


Dude, fark you for bad-mouthing LSD.
 
2020-06-14 11:13:39 AM  
Things they have in common: shiatting their pants
 
2020-06-14 11:13:42 AM  
One draft dodging coward defending another draft dodging coward.
 
2020-06-14 11:14:30 AM  

The Lone Gunman: HawgWild: Either Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

*clicks*

Yup ...

Maybe I've missed something, but I haven't really seen Kid Rock as the rabid Trumperbator that Nugent, Davi or Voight are. Yes, I know he went to the White House, but while he's obviously a Trump fan, he doesn't seem psychotically so.

Still not buying his album.


i thought simply hearing Kid Rock's music once was enough of an incentive not to buy one of his albums...
 
2020-06-14 11:14:36 AM  
They want to bring about the end times. They want to send all the Jews to Israel and adopt the number of the beast.
 
2020-06-14 11:14:40 AM  
Not surprising that one draft dodger would think highly of another one.
 
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