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(Daily Express)   With Boris Johnson floundering badly, a knight in shining armor is riding to Britain's rescue. Difficulty: Not Lord Buckethead (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Conservatism, Right-wing politics, Political spectrum, Centre-right, Mr Farage's future, Left-wing politics, Conservative MP, relaunch of the Brexit Party  
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Xai [TotalFark]
2020-06-14 8:19:22 AM  
Given that the brexit party stood for the sole purpose of giving seats to the conservative party, it's very clear that 'offering an alternative' to the tories is certainly not on his agenda.

I predict this will be a stunt designed to promote a hard brexit and try to blame the EU for our own failings, for example;
"We had to take a hard brexit because although it might be tough, the only alternative was to GIvE In To EU dEMAnDS"
or "we're only losing that car factory in sunderland because the evil EU are stealing it" (yes i know its future was confirmed, but that's only in the event of a deal)
etc.
 
2020-06-14 8:48:27 AM  
Gawd, not that asshole. I'll take Lord Uckethead, or Vermon Supreme over this clown.
What an asshole.
 
2020-06-14 8:49:19 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Gawd, not that asshole. I'll take Lord Uckethead, or Vermon Supreme over this clown.
What an asshole.


ok, so I'm a terrible typist. Sue me
 
2020-06-14 8:51:38 AM  
Nigel Farage. The answer to the question no-one ever bothered to ask, on his mission to shag the UK even more.
The Brexiteers can be happy covid-19 came along so they can nicely blame the unavoidable, disastrous Brexit consequences on that bloody virus.
 
2020-06-14 8:52:10 AM  
Good job subby.

This guy.


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2020-06-14 8:54:26 AM  
So no one...to do nothing...a failed TV reality show rerun that nobody cared about the first time...


No really, Scotland and Wales should join the EU. Northern Ireland should repatriate back to Ireland. Or maybe they should get a Queen or something...
 
2020-06-14 8:58:50 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Good job subby.

This guy.


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2020-06-14 8:59:38 AM  
This is the third party he launches and  the rubes will line up to be fleeced by this fraud.
 
2020-06-14 8:59:38 AM  
In the interests of full disclosure, I wouldn't wipe the ass of of a rabid dog with dysentery with the Daily Express because of the risk of infection, but here we are, this lightning rod for mental illness and extremism is falling back on the looniest of lunatics And calling for him to stabilize the damage He has caused over the last 5 years,  brilliant.

Every right wing agitator, racist and bigot In the UK knows that however foul and disgusting their latest act of discrimination and violence is, they can count on the Daily Express to vindicate and support them.

The very definition of sewage, and Farage is the shiat that caused the blockage.
 
2020-06-14 9:07:16 AM  
The true Lord Buckethead went into hiding due to reversals of battle on Planet Copyright.

Long live Count Binface
 
2020-06-14 9:12:17 AM  
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I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.
 
2020-06-14 9:15:05 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: In the interests of full disclosure, I wouldn't wipe the ass of of a rabid dog with dysentery with the Daily Express because of the risk of infection, but here we are, this lightning rod for mental illness and extremism is falling back on the looniest of lunatics And calling for him to stabilize the damage He has caused over the last 5 years,  brilliant.

Every right wing agitator, racist and bigot In the UK knows that however foul and disgusting their latest act of discrimination and violence is, they can count on the Daily Express to vindicate and support them.

The very definition of sewage, and Farage is the shiat that caused the blockage.


You might infect the rabid dog with fascist ideology?
 
2020-06-14 9:15:31 AM  
The party, which a year ago swept to victory in the European Parliament elections and sealed Theresa May's fate as Prime Minister, is likely to be renamed the Reform Party amid growing demands for a centre right alternative to the Tories

Umm...Farage is certainly not "centre right." I'm actually surprised he wasn't out there speaking at the Racist Riot yesterday.
 
2020-06-14 9:16:27 AM  
Just what Britain needs...more right wing twats, they already marched in their thousands unopposed, acted violently towards police without getting arrested and got pissed up and pissed on memorials that they stated they were guarding from BLM protesters, memorials of people who would be disgusted to know people like these hero worship them. I mean throwing nazi salutes at Churchill's statue is nothing but ironic...
 
2020-06-14 9:18:46 AM  
He's just been canned from his radio job, so he needs a new schtick.
 
2020-06-14 9:19:01 AM  

boohyah: acted violently towards police without getting arrested


According to The Guardian they arrested over 100 people yesterday, and the "statue pisser" turned himself in (he's from Essex, surprise surprise.)
 
2020-06-14 9:22:46 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.


Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???
 
2020-06-14 9:22:48 AM  
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2020-06-14 9:22:51 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Good job subby.

This guy.


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oh, that reminds me to put my dental appointment on my calendar so i won't forget.
 
2020-06-14 9:30:50 AM  
You know UK, it's not a competition to see who can out dumb the other with the USA
 
2020-06-14 9:32:34 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.

Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???


I SAID: Red button | The Fifth Element
Youtube L-Hfx1EWKfw


Other than that I can't help you
 
2020-06-14 9:43:53 AM  

theToadMan: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.

Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???

[YouTube video: I SAID: Red button | The Fifth Element]

Other than that I can't help you


You left out the best part. Mila in her prime 
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2020-06-14 10:12:38 AM  
So, a white knight, if you will...
 
2020-06-14 10:16:39 AM  
I'd rather have Jeremy Corbyn as Prime Minister and not have neo-cons manipulating the Labour Party anymore.
 
2020-06-14 10:22:07 AM  
Of course it's that boob.
 
2020-06-14 10:22:08 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: DrD'isInfotainment: Gawd, not that asshole. I'll take Lord Uckethead, or Vermon Supreme over this clown.
What an asshole.

ok, so I'm a terrible typist. Sue me


Use you how?
 
2020-06-14 10:32:54 AM  

boohyah: Just what Britain needs...more right wing twats, they already marched in their thousands unopposed, acted violently towards police without getting arrested and got pissed up and pissed on memorials that they stated they were guarding from BLM protesters, memorials of people who would be disgusted to know people like these hero worship them. I mean throwing nazi salutes at Churchill's statue is nothing but ironic...


Churchill was anti-Nazi, but he was also a huge racist, so it makes sense they'd like him.
 
2020-06-14 10:45:23 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: boohyah: Just what Britain needs...more right wing twats, they already marched in their thousands unopposed, acted violently towards police without getting arrested and got pissed up and pissed on memorials that they stated they were guarding from BLM protesters, memorials of people who would be disgusted to know people like these hero worship them. I mean throwing nazi salutes at Churchill's statue is nothing but ironic...

Churchill was anti-Nazi, but he was also a huge racist, so it makes sense they'd like him.


Grandad didn't vote for fascists, he shot them.
 
2020-06-14 10:50:20 AM  

Shaggy_C: boohyah: acted violently towards police without getting arrested

According to The Guardian they arrested over 100 people yesterday, and the "statue pisser" turned himself in (he's from Essex, surprise surprise.)


I'm from Essex.... I don't go around pissing on statues... 100 arrests compared to how many BLM arrests?
 
2020-06-14 10:51:17 AM  
Since he got fired from his radio show he needs to do something to stay.....around.
 
2020-06-14 10:52:04 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.

Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???


Guitar may have active and passive pickups, switch could just swap between them..?
 
2020-06-14 11:01:19 AM  

boohyah: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.

Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???

Guitar may have active and passive pickups, switch could just swap between them..?


No, I get the switch. I have one on my custom fender. The red button I've never seen before. 
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2020-06-14 11:04:11 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: I wouldn't wipe the ass of of a rabid dog with dysentery with the Daily Express


, period!
 
2020-06-14 11:14:30 AM  
He will be re-elected because he resembles the conservative's favorite bag of crisps.
 
2020-06-14 11:17:36 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: In the interests of full disclosure, I wouldn't wipe the ass of of a rabid dog with dysentery with the Daily Express because of the risk of infection, but here we are, this lightning rod for mental illness and extremism is falling back on the looniest of lunatics And calling for him to stabilize the damage He has caused over the last 5 years,  brilliant.

Every right wing agitator, racist and bigot In the UK knows that however foul and disgusting their latest act of discrimination and violence is, they can count on the Daily Express to vindicate and support them.

The very definition of sewage, and Farage is the shiat that caused the blockage.


As a case on point, here's another hilarious attempt to spin the current negotiations:
Daily Express: Oh dear, Brussels! Barnier furious with EU as Brexit chief grows 'frustrated' with bloc
 
2020-06-14 11:24:55 AM  
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Boe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-14 11:36:06 AM  

Creidiki: This is the third party he launches and  the rubes will line up to be fleeced by this fraud.


This.  He must be running low on funds.
 
2020-06-14 11:38:35 AM  

Boe: Creidiki: This is the third party he launches and  the rubes will line up to be fleeced by this fraud.

This.  He must be running low on funds.


He got fired from his radio show for being a racist twat, he doesn't get his MEP salary anymore because UK has not representatives in the EU Parliament, so yeah, he's looking for cash and knows exactly who is stupid enough to give him some.
 
2020-06-14 11:38:45 AM  
lock and load

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2020-06-14 12:03:56 PM  

FlashHarry: [Fark user image image 394x302]


Took me a second
 
2020-06-14 12:15:11 PM  
Xai:I predict this will be a stunt designed to promote a hard brexit and try to blame the EU for our own failings, for


Brexit has already happened.  It happened in January.  The UK is not in the EU in any way, shape, or form.
 
2020-06-14 12:26:08 PM  
Nigel Farage owned by a caller on LBC - Kicked in the head by a horse
Youtube ZRc0by2vZ7k
 
2020-06-14 12:51:56 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: theToadMan: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.

Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???

[YouTube video: I SAID: Red button | The Fifth Element]

Other than that I can't help you

You left out the best part. Mila in her prime [Fark user image image 340x454]


Ah, the Young and the Breastless.
 
2020-06-14 12:52:31 PM  
The twat's twat, for twat purists.

Twat.
 
2020-06-14 1:06:40 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: boohyah: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: [Fark user image image 425x566]I saw buckethead play with primus. Or maybe Ministry in the 90s. I was on a lot of drugs.

Btw. Any guitar nerds wanna help me out here? Looks like a crazy customized Gibson. The headstock just has etching tho. And they'res different styled knobs for tone and volume. Apparently a toggle. But WTF IS THE RED BUTTON???

Guitar may have active and passive pickups, switch could just swap between them..?

No, I get the switch. I have one on my custom fender. The red button I've never seen before. [Fark user image image 425x566]


The switch is for choosing which pickups are used, bucket heads guitar may have powered (active) pickups as opposed to normal passive unpowered pickups..
 
2020-06-14 1:07:56 PM  
By switch I meant the button...  Momentary switch as opposed to a flicky switch
 
2020-06-14 1:16:03 PM  

FlashHarry: [Fark user image 394x302]


Kudos to the photographer who managed to snap a pic in the 100 msec the Farange occasionally closes his mouth for.
 
2020-06-14 1:21:10 PM  

phalamir: Xai:I predict this will be a stunt designed to promote a hard brexit and try to blame the EU for our own failings, for


Brexit has already happened.  It happened in January.  The UK is not in the EU in any way, shape, or form.


Well, except for that little UK has to follow EU rules on trade, travel, and business during the transition period thing.

/and the UK can't even vote on them
 
2020-06-14 1:35:42 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: phalamir: Xai:I predict this will be a stunt designed to promote a hard brexit and try to blame the EU for our own failings, for


Brexit has already happened.  It happened in January.  The UK is not in the EU in any way, shape, or form.

Well, except for that little UK has to follow EU rules on trade, travel, and business during the transition period thing.

/and the UK can't even vote on them


The UK demanded those.  It has never for even a single unit of Planck time done any work to establish post-Brexit agreements with the EU.  So, when it wanted to declare itself out, it also wanted to stay under the previous system until the end of the year, so it could get new agreements in place.  It has not spent any more time working on those agreements, so the wait will end up being rather pointless.  But it is not in the EU, merely temporarily using the EU regulation scheme.  The US also has to accept EU trade and travel regulations when dealing with the EU, but that doesn't make the US a part of the EU.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-06-14 1:42:47 PM  

phalamir: Xai:I predict this will be a stunt designed to promote a hard brexit and try to blame the EU for our own failings, for


Brexit has already happened.  It happened in January.  The UK is not in the EU in any way, shape, or form.


You clearly don't understand what has and is happening;

In january we formally exited the EU, however we agreed to a transition period until december 31st this year whereby we would voluntarily continue to obey EU laws and regulations and in turn maintain all the benefits of EU membership albeit with no representatives in the EU government.

Frankly an exit deal should have been concluded by then, but it gave us a full 11 months to come up with a deal (surprising since people like Nigel and Boris said the EU would trip over it's own feet trying to offer us what we wanted)

At the end of the transition period we have 3 options, either we 1)leave the transition period and enter a trade deal which has yet to be agreed, 2) leave the transition period with no trade deal or 3) extend the transition period, if the EU agrees to it.

My prediction is that Nigel is trying to push the UK into scenario 2 and blame the inevitable economic woes on the EU.
 
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