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2020-06-14 4:30:58 PM  
22 votes:
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I made the dog a captain, but the sheep is of unknown rank.

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2020-06-14 7:24:50 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-06-15 6:26:16 AM  
7 votes:
"This captain contest will get out of control". "It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it".

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2020-06-15 10:04:32 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-06-15 12:22:29 PM  
4 votes:

Candygram for Mongo: "I hope we don't end up in a caption contest. That would be baaaaad."
"True. Reading all the lame of the puns will be ruff."

now with voting
2020-06-15 12:19:36 PM  
4 votes:
What are you, half Irish Sweater?
2020-06-15 7:39:58 AM  
4 votes:
Dawg: No, I'm not your Mother...but my sweater is.
2020-06-15 3:22:22 PM  
3 votes:
How ewe doin'?
It's been ruff.
2020-06-15 12:29:39 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-15 11:13:45 AM  
3 votes:
"Yeah. Mary and I had a thing for awhile. Way back when I was a lamb. Now, she's with Little Miss Muffet. Go figure."
2020-06-15 8:21:50 AM  
3 votes:
"Yo, Dawg, nice sweater! *tee hee*"
"Ewe be lookin' for a fight, wool-boy?"
2020-06-15 6:13:58 PM  
2 votes:
Did you hear about the ram that committed suicide when he heard Frank Sinatra sing: "There will never be another Ewe"
2020-06-15 1:17:25 PM  
2 votes:
Sheep to dog: "I also double as an aircraft."
Dog to sheep: "Well, I'm Teddy Salad. Secret Agent. Small world."
2020-06-15 12:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
Ewe gonna eat that poop, or can I have it?
2020-06-15 12:03:04 PM  
2 votes:
No, the shiat doesn't stick to my fur, why do you ask?
2020-06-15 11:10:27 AM  
2 votes:
"I'm not fat. I'm just a wolf in sheep's clothing. Good day, sir."
2020-06-14 7:42:44 PM  
2 votes:
"No. I didn't know Dolly. Everyone always asks me just because I'm a sheep. Not every sheep knows every other sheep ya know."
2020-06-15 4:14:21 PM  
1 vote:
"Baa. Baa.   Don't even try it I kick.  Baa.  Baa.  "
2020-06-15 4:03:02 PM  
1 vote:

"Snerf, woof!"
2020-06-15 2:18:32 PM  
1 vote:
You take the high road, and I'll take the low.
2020-06-15 12:41:54 PM  
1 vote:
"Baa ram ewe", it's the secret password dumba$$.
2020-06-15 12:33:56 PM  
1 vote:
Captain my Captain!!
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