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(Twitter)   Rep Eric Swalwell (D-estroyer) takes a shot at Cruz   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-06-13 12:25:49 AM  
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2020-06-13 12:28:54 AM  
Damn...  that's COLD!
 
2020-06-13 12:29:45 AM  
He didn't take a shot. He dropped a nuclear f*cking bomb.
 
2020-06-13 12:32:27 AM  
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2020-06-13 12:35:25 AM  
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2020-06-13 12:41:49 AM  
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2020-06-13 1:03:55 AM  
Look, normal human Ted Cruz will defend his human wife. She hatched his young, after all.
 
2020-06-13 1:43:37 AM  

HawgWild: He didn't take a shot. He dropped a nuclear f*cking bomb.


DAAAAYYYM!

He did, didn't he?

Wow.

I love Eric Swalwell. He's a good 'un.
 
2020-06-13 1:47:57 AM  
Boom, headshot.
 
2020-06-13 1:59:53 AM  
Had anyone called the police yet for the murder that just took place?
 
2020-06-13 2:25:26 AM  
Dude got burned more than a Trump Steak(TM).
 
2020-06-13 4:51:34 AM  
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2020-06-13 6:52:46 AM  
This insult will never land with Cruz.

The Hivefathers of his species assign mating partners for egg sac implantation every four cycles with an eye-stalk on naught but superior fluid dynamics for the mines. He cares no more for his designated protein chain exchanger than he does for the skin suit he wears.
 
2020-06-13 8:23:29 AM  
Subby,

I assume that "shot" means:

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Amirite?
 
2020-06-13 8:45:27 AM  
Oblig:

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2020-06-13 9:02:36 AM  
Walking around with his left shoe on his right foot and his right shoe on his left foot has left Ted a bit addled.
 
2020-06-13 9:07:11 AM  
In fairness, the Elser Things inhabiting the Ted Cruz skinsuit don't really care about the cohabitating monkeys that infest their domicile space...
 
2020-06-13 9:25:56 AM  
I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?
 
2020-06-13 9:43:20 AM  

AngryTeacher: I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?


Ted Cruz desperately wants to be cool.
 
2020-06-13 9:45:05 AM  
Swalwell also sat there a public Intelligence Hearing and read out evidence that Devin Nunes was compromised *while* Nunes was sitting at the front of the room as Committee Chair, staring at him.

Lest we forget.
 
2020-06-13 9:46:14 AM  

AngryTeacher: I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?


Could talk about it in the thread about it.

https://www.fark.com/comments/1084615​7​/This-is-not-burn-you-think-it-is-Ted
 
2020-06-13 9:47:12 AM  

AngryTeacher: I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?


The link you're looking for.
 
2020-06-13 9:49:05 AM  

AngryTeacher: I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?


It's Cruz. He stepped back and shook his own hand after posting. "that was a sick burn Teddy Bear. There's no way they can come back from that!" Air punch.
 
2020-06-13 9:51:21 AM  
So, why DO Republicans GAF about removing statues of Democrats from the Capitol?
 
2020-06-13 9:53:52 AM  
That's almost like the third shot that Lee Harvey Oswald (whom Rafael Cruz helped) took.
 
2020-06-13 9:54:17 AM  

hubiestubert: In fairness, the Elser Things inhabiting the Ted Cruz skinsuit don't really care about the cohabitating monkeys that infest their domicile space...


Not sure if typo or not, but I like it
 
2020-06-13 9:56:04 AM  
I guess I missed the basis for the shot. How did Rafael not defend his wife (why yes, I am too lazy to Google it)?
 
2020-06-13 9:56:14 AM  

GanjSmokr: AngryTeacher: I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?

Could talk about it in the thread about it.

https://www.fark.com/comments/10846157​/This-is-not-burn-you-think-it-is-Ted


Well, I'm not very smart.
 
2020-06-13 9:56:43 AM  
Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (Audio)
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2020-06-13 9:58:57 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: I guess I missed the basis for the shot. How did Rafael not defend his wife (why yes, I am too lazy to Google it)?


Trump called Cruz's wife ugly. Cruz then worked a phone bank for Trump. I may be compressing the timeline. Then again, Cruz did elbow her in the face like 3 times after giving a speech so he may not respect her at all anyway.
 
2020-06-13 9:59:29 AM  

AngryTeacher: I don't want to change the direction of the conversation. That was a massive burn.

But, can we talk about Cruz's tweet? Did he really think that was a good insult?


For your reading pleasure there is indeed an entire thread about just that.
 
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2020-06-13 10:05:31 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This insult will never land with Cruz.

The Hivefathers of his species assign mating partners for egg sac implantation every four cycles with an eye-stalk on naught but superior fluid dynamics for the mines. He cares no more for his designated protein chain exchanger than he does for the skin suit he wears.


I didn't see who posted this until after I finished reading it, and yet I knew it was you.  Bravo.
 
2020-06-13 10:07:35 AM  

Brosephus: Subby,

I assume that "shot" means:

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Amirite?


Goddamn, did I love watching his fights...all minute and a half of them.
 
2020-06-13 10:08:05 AM  
Sorry, Subby.
He didn't just 'take' a shot.

It landed.

Hard.
 
2020-06-13 10:08:33 AM  
I'm not typically a big fan of politicians' twitter burns (they're usually empty performance when action is required)... but, damn.
 
2020-06-13 10:11:08 AM  
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2020-06-13 10:14:57 AM  
Until I see someone read this to Ted Cruz's face I won't be able to enjoy it
 
2020-06-13 10:16:01 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Peter von Nostrand: I guess I missed the basis for the shot. How did Rafael not defend his wife (why yes, I am too lazy to Google it)?

Trump called Cruz's wife ugly. Cruz then worked a phone bank for Trump. I may be compressing the timeline. Then again, Cruz did elbow her in the face like 3 times after giving a speech so he may not respect her at all anyway.


Thank you!

👍🏻
 
2020-06-13 10:17:24 AM  
Hurr durr the KKK was from the Democrat Party hurr durr
 
2020-06-13 10:19:21 AM  
Just don't go saying anything about real hooman Ted Cruz's daughter, Eric...

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She'll flick a boogie in your race too
 
2020-06-13 10:34:51 AM  
Come On, Ted
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2020-06-13 10:38:13 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Peter von Nostrand: I guess I missed the basis for the shot. How did Rafael not defend his wife (why yes, I am too lazy to Google it)?

Trump called Cruz's wife ugly. Cruz then worked a phone bank for Trump. I may be compressing the timeline. Then again, Cruz did elbow her in the face like 3 times after giving a speech so he may not respect her at all anyway.


Lol what about when he went to give his daughter a kiss and she recoiled in horror
 
2020-06-13 10:38:42 AM  
I guess ted's run out of "green eggs and ham" comebacks
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2020-06-13 10:42:33 AM  
*READS TWEET*

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2020-06-13 10:46:46 AM  
Stand next to a dumpster fire and ya get burnt Ted.
 
2020-06-13 10:52:26 AM  
I love Eric Swalwell, I wish he was the Democratic nominee, but everyone watched Comcast instead of reading up on the candidates 15 months ago.
 
2020-06-13 10:53:10 AM  

slaur: Stand next to a dumpster fire and ya get burnt Ted.


The strongest steel is forged in the flames of the dumpster fire.
 
2020-06-13 10:57:40 AM  

CthulhuCalling: slaur: Stand next to a dumpster fire and ya get burnt Ted.

The strongest steel is forged in the flames of the dumpster fire.


The most brittle steel, unless properly quenched.
 
2020-06-13 11:01:44 AM  
I'm not really a laugh out loud type of guy and have a stoic expression, but I read that one and said, "Dayummmmm!"

/Cruz sucks
 
2020-06-13 11:19:44 AM  
Ouch!!!😆😖😣😫😂
 
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