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(AP News)   The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February   (apnews.com) divider line
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2020-06-12 7:03:51 PM  
Too Little to Late

2nd Wave to the Grave baby!

That's what America is all about!

 
2020-06-12 8:22:01 PM  
Unless Trump suddenly starts telling his followers to wear masks, we're all farked. Turning it into a political issue is possibly the single biggest fark-up of his entire administration.
 
2020-06-12 10:27:54 PM  
Ordered from a restaurant for the first time in nearly three months. They brought the food out to my car, which was nice. Guy was wearing gloves but no mask. Less nice.

Thanks, Northwest Iowa.
 
2020-06-12 10:33:46 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Too Little to Late2nd Wave to the Grave baby!That's what America is all about!


Well to be fair, your administration is probably correct in that there will be no second wave..
That's mostly because your country had done everything they possibility could to ensure the first wave just keeps going and going.
 
2020-06-12 10:34:10 PM  
Too bad the CDC is full of unpatriotic pussies am I right? /s
 
2020-06-12 10:36:54 PM  

NeoCortex42: Unless Trump suddenly starts telling his followers to wear masks, we're all farked. Turning it into a political issue is possibly the single biggest fark-up of his entire administration.


This.

I can't read the article because paywall, but it doesn't really matter what the article or the CDC says.  Those guidelines won't help now, and they wouldn't have helped back in February. The plague rats will listen to no one but their emperor.
 
2020-06-12 10:40:08 PM  
Some day we will have another deadly pandemic. On the plus side, some people will remember the lessons learned from this pandemic and be ready to mitigate the risk. On the negative side, some people will remember the shutdowns and economic impact and refuse to allow a shutdown again, thus maximizing the risk for everyone. We could call it Pandemic 2: The Pandemicing.
 
2020-06-12 10:40:55 PM  

NeoCortex42: Unless Trump suddenly starts telling his followers to wear masks, we're all farked. Turning it into a political issue is possibly the single biggest fark-up of his entire administration.


Sell overpriced Trump 2020 face masks to "trigger the libs".

Donate some of the proceeds to the Biden campaign.

Win/win
 
2020-06-12 10:46:16 PM  
Oh you silly liberals.  Covid-19 is the Chinese government and designed as a bioweapon.  It was probably funded by jewish communists like Soros and tested out on God fearing  christians.  But it is still a hoax so don't wear a mask and hug freely.
 
2020-06-12 10:56:31 PM  
And the *)(@*# article doesn't have a link to their guidelines. 

WTF.
 
2020-06-12 10:59:55 PM  
It still won't hurt and will do some good to follow them now.
 
2020-06-12 11:01:36 PM  
Heres one way : jail every flu klux klan and every anti-quarantine protester.
 
2020-06-12 11:01:44 PM  
We knew all this back in February. The guy in charge didn't care.
 
2020-06-12 11:01:52 PM  

Znuh: And the *)(@*# article doesn't have a link to their guidelines. 

WTF.


Why link to guidelines that no one will follow??
Wear a mask?? That's being downtrodden
Social distance?? Well we saw how well you managed that haircuts are guaranteed in the constitution or something
Self isolate when sick??? How are you supposed to take your gun for a walk??
 
2020-06-12 11:03:14 PM  
Me when I go to the suburbs and see that no one is taking any guidelines seriously
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2020-06-12 11:05:05 PM  
"Call ahead to restaurants and nail salons to make sure staff are wearing face coverings. And no high-fives - or even elbow bumps - at the gym."

Well, right now, don't go to restaurants unless it's outside, don't go to a nail salon, and don't go to the gym. Unless you're young and pretty much don't interact with anyone else.

Out of curiosity, do they have glory hole nail salons? That may be ok.
 
2020-06-12 11:08:38 PM  

lolmao500: Heres one way : jail every flu klux klan and every anti-quarantine protester.


You're about two weeks too late for this to make any sense.
 
2020-06-12 11:12:35 PM  
When a full one-third third of the population won't do it, it's somewhat pointless. That means now that restaurants, Six Flags, Etc are opening, I still can't go. Meanwhile I'm saving a s*** ton of money
 
2020-06-12 11:16:46 PM  

NeoCortex42: Unless Trump suddenly starts telling his followers to wear masks, we're all farked. Turning it into a political issue is possibly the single biggest fark-up of his entire administration.


Not selling millions of red MAGA masks was total missed opportunity.
 
2020-06-12 11:30:11 PM  

ABQGOD: NeoCortex42: Unless Trump suddenly starts telling his followers to wear masks, we're all farked. Turning it into a political issue is possibly the single biggest fark-up of his entire administration.

Not selling millions of red MAGA masks was total missed opportunity.


Trump is not exactly known for making smart business decisions.
 
2020-06-12 11:33:35 PM  
my hands are sooooo dry from hand sanitizer.  i farking hate hand sanitizer so farking much.
 
2020-06-12 11:40:42 PM  

JudgeSmails: my hands are sooooo dry from hand sanitizer.  i farking hate hand sanitizer so farking much.


Jojoba oil is pretty good for that.
 
2020-06-12 11:45:36 PM  

carkiller: JudgeSmails: my hands are sooooo dry from hand sanitizer.  i farking hate hand sanitizer so farking much.

Jojoba oil is pretty good for that.


But probably pretty bad in terms of washing hands thoroughly the next time. fark.
 
2020-06-13 10:44:26 AM  
Hey subby, go fark yourself. You aren't helping.
 
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