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2020-06-12 12:30:01 PM  
I'll be the judge of that.
 
2020-06-12 12:41:53 PM  
How would they know?
 
2020-06-12 1:03:12 PM  
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This doesn't work??
 
2020-06-12 1:04:58 PM  
Is it just me or is this the most appropriate advertisement placement of all time?
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Hahahaha holy shiat I accidentally refreshed the page and it gave me another gem!
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2020-06-12 1:07:37 PM  

WoolyManwich: Is it just me or is this the most appropriate advertisement placement of all time?
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Hahahaha holy shiat I accidentally refreshed the page and it gave me another gem!
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The WD-40 or the American Gladiators??
 
2020-06-12 1:09:43 PM  

jonjr215: WoolyManwich: Is it just me or is this the most appropriate advertisement placement of all time?
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Hahahaha holy shiat I accidentally refreshed the page and it gave me another gem!
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The WD-40 or the American Gladiators??


Both are priceless
 
2020-06-12 1:38:07 PM  
If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...
 
2020-06-12 1:41:37 PM  
Do they get headaches? If not then they aren't realistic.
 
2020-06-12 1:42:19 PM  
In the age of covid thats what dating looks like
 
2020-06-12 1:43:28 PM  
I could tell they are not real just by looking at photos on the internet, so how realistic can they be?
 
2020-06-12 1:43:49 PM  
Also available with ultra-realistic track marks on the arms!
 
2020-06-12 1:43:49 PM  

GardenWeasel: If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...


The Samsung models will burst into flame, causing third-degree burns on your weewee?
 
2020-06-12 1:44:12 PM  
This thread needs more Sexy Losers strips.
 
2020-06-12 1:44:58 PM  

GardenWeasel: If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...


I'd be scared to stick my dick in a robotic pussy.

All the dolls have ridiculously large breast for their body types, and no they still look like dolls or dead people.
 
2020-06-12 1:46:51 PM  
I feel like I'd like to work at the factory, and not just for the employee discount. What I'm thinking is that I need to figure out how to start my own sex doll reclamation service for after your spouse/loved one dies and you need to dispose of their doll discreetly.
 
2020-06-12 1:47:25 PM  
Didn't TY make Beanie Babies????
 
2020-06-12 1:48:03 PM  
Let me know when it can get up and make me a sammich.
 
2020-06-12 1:48:07 PM  

Slackfumasta: GardenWeasel: If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...

The Samsung models will burst into flame, causing third-degree burns on your weewee?


thatsmyfetish.gif
 
2020-06-12 1:48:48 PM  
The trick is: You keep 'em in the fridge for a few hours so it's really like 'cracking open a cold one.'
 
2020-06-12 1:49:41 PM  

FarkingSmurf: GardenWeasel: If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...

I'd be scared to stick my dick in a robotic pussy.


*Garbage disposal noises*
 
2020-06-12 1:51:07 PM  
Next White House press secretary?
 
2020-06-12 1:52:12 PM  
A stiff that gets you stiff, what's the problem!?
 
2020-06-12 1:53:53 PM  

GardenWeasel: FarkingSmurf: GardenWeasel: If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...

I'd be scared to stick my dick in a robotic pussy.

*Garbage disposal noises*


Thanks for that thought, I'm now crossing my legs uncomfortably.
 
2020-06-12 1:53:53 PM  
They do look pretty real. Having sex with em seems like the least imaginative thing I could do.
 
2020-06-12 1:53:57 PM  

GardenWeasel: If battery tech ever improves to the point these can be combined with robotics...


Robotic Longevity | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube IKBJxZf-Dgs
 
2020-06-12 1:56:26 PM  
I have no interest in lifeless dolls...my partner's enjoyment is a big part of the experience for me.

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2020-06-12 1:57:42 PM  
 
2020-06-12 1:59:31 PM  
The uncanny valley window is narrowing.

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2020-06-12 1:59:38 PM  

The Bunyip: I feel like I'd like to work at the factory, and not just for the employee discount. What I'm thinking is that I need to figure out how to start my own sex doll reclamation service for after your spouse/loved one dies and you need to dispose of their doll discreetly.


Sex doll version of delete my browser history.
 
2020-06-12 2:00:38 PM  
Do they come with the AI preinstalled, or do they develop it afterwards?
 
2020-06-12 2:01:43 PM  

The Bunyip: I feel like I'd like to work at the factory, and not just for the employee discount. What I'm thinking is that I need to figure out how to start my own sex doll reclamation service for after your spouse/loved one dies and you need to dispose of their doll discreetly.


OR: Stalkers can show you a picture of their interest, and you can make a doll from that.

Man I felt dirty just typing that....
 
2020-06-12 2:04:24 PM  

Mr_Vimes: A stiff that gets you stiff, what's the problem!?


Necrophilia isn't just for men.

KISSED TRAILER
Youtube AakbRH_71gE

/a really good movie, if you can handle the subject matter
 
2020-06-12 2:05:28 PM  
Call me when they can produce this model:

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2020-06-12 2:07:10 PM  
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2020-06-12 2:12:35 PM  

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Did he stick his dick in the pickle slicer?
 
2020-06-12 2:12:52 PM  
Cold, lifeless eyes. Like a conservative's eyes.
 
2020-06-12 2:13:02 PM  
Like any of you losers have a chance.
 
2020-06-12 2:13:30 PM  

uncleacid: Let me know when it can get up and make me a sammich.


... zombmich?
 
2020-06-12 2:14:50 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Mr_Vimes: A stiff that gets you stiff, what's the problem!?

Necrophilia isn't just for men.

[YouTube video: KISSED TRAILER]
/a really good movie, if you can handle the subject matter


I'll stick to Miller Lite, thank you very much.
 
2020-06-12 2:17:11 PM  

Pextor: Didn't TY make Beanie Babies????


*suppresses anal beads joke*
 
2020-06-12 2:17:31 PM  
Uncanny valley of the sex dolls demands that you assume the position.
 
2020-06-12 2:17:34 PM  

FirstDennis: I could tell they are not real just by looking at photos on the internet, so how realistic can they be?


Just turn your lights to red. (You've got smart lights right?). And away. We. Goooo
 
2020-06-12 2:18:55 PM  

Butterflew: Oblig

https://auburnwire.usatoday.com/2020/0​5/22/sex-dolls-and-a-missing-wife-meet​-bama-fans-terry-and-stephanie-east/


0_o
 
2020-06-12 2:19:57 PM  
From the photo it appears to be realistic imitations of real fake implanted silicone breasts.

/And if you aren't confused enough yet, you can buy fake imitation real dolls for cheaper than real real dolls
 
2020-06-12 2:21:49 PM  
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2020-06-12 2:22:47 PM  

The Bunyip: I feel like I'd like to work at the factory, and not just for the employee discount.


I thought you were going to go the Johnny Cash "One Piece at a Time" route, and create your own Frankenstein sex doll over a period of several years from individual stolen parts from mismatched dolls...
 
2020-06-12 2:24:30 PM  

bughunter: The uncanny valley window is narrowing.

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That is not one of these dolls?
 
2020-06-12 2:26:10 PM  

PaceyWhitter: bughunter: The uncanny valley window is narrowing.

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That is not one of these dolls?


Nope. There was a story on Fark about her some months ago.
 
2020-06-12 2:27:32 PM  

The Bunyip: I feel like I'd like to work at the factory, and not just for the employee discount. What I'm thinking is that I need to figure out how to start my own sex doll reclamation service for after your spouse/loved one dies and you need to dispose of their doll discreetly.


You could also start a long term storage business where people can have their sex dolls carted off whenever they start a serious relationship, and returned after the break up.  That way you don't have to lose your investment in your doll or have that awkward conversation.  All discreetly of course.
 
2020-06-12 2:30:21 PM  
How long until it becomes normal-ish?

I can see new male initiation rituals developing. Instead of a father taking his son to a hooker, he brings him up to the attic and opens a special box.
"Son, I want you to meet Angelique."
 
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