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(OK Whatever)   "I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"   (okwhatever.org) divider line
    More: Giggity, Woman, Names, Female urination device, Urine, Plastic, Urination, last name, Personal name  
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5683 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2020 at 12:29 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-12 11:55:13 AM  
I never knew that. If you had never told me, I wouldn't be laughing at you now.
 
2020-06-12 12:05:33 PM  
I once knew a guy named Richard Hyman.

Ironically, he was always butt-hurt about his name.
 
2020-06-12 12:10:16 PM  
Your last name is Trumpface?
 
2020-06-12 12:11:22 PM  
"Dear Ms. Schiewe,

You are not alone.

Sincerely,

Richard Catheter"
 
2020-06-12 12:28:53 PM  
I've been a female my entire life and I've never needed a urination device, nor would I know what such a device would be called.

I knew a lady with the last name of Rape (pronounced Ra-pay). But getting those letter accents are a pain so it just shows up as Rape.

/said Rape twice.
 
2020-06-12 12:30:57 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Your last name is Trumpface?


You. I like you.
 
2020-06-12 12:31:03 PM  
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2020-06-12 12:33:55 PM  
Your last name is twat?
 
2020-06-12 12:34:41 PM  
So what, now your supposed to carry around a piss covered plastic object when your done? I didn't see if these are single use or not... the solution seems worse than the problem.
 
2020-06-12 12:35:23 PM  
We have a new guy starting next week his last name is "Bogus"
 
2020-06-12 12:35:38 PM  

8 inches: I once knew a guy named Richard Hyman.


I work with a woman whose last name is Cockream.
 
2020-06-12 12:35:41 PM  
Hanging Chad, dollar Bill, whatever that twitter Stan thing is, what other name-words are there? I don't think that "Karen" thing counts.
 
2020-06-12 12:38:15 PM  
Is it that thing that women can use to pee standing up at field parties?
 
2020-06-12 12:38:40 PM  
Guy sounds like a real pussy.
 
2020-06-12 12:39:01 PM  
Your last name could be Trump, after all.
 
2020-06-12 12:39:02 PM  
DELORIS!!!
 
2020-06-12 12:39:26 PM  
Standnpee?
 
2020-06-12 12:41:22 PM  
In German, wouldn't it just be pronounced like "Shiva", the Hindu god of destruction? That would be pretty cool, maybe she could just switch to that instead.
 
2020-06-12 12:42:18 PM  
Maybe you can write to the company and get some compensation.  Or at least a letter from their Legal department.
 
2020-06-12 12:42:19 PM  

Ambivalence: I've been a female my entire life and I've never needed a urination device


I know several female long-distance hikers that use them.  Sometimes it's easier to just whip out that plastic stick, unzip, pee, wipe it off, and keep on hiking than it is to stop, drop your pack, squat, wipe, bag up the toilet paper, put the pack back on, etc.

I suppose if you go to a lot of music festivals and don't want to sit on nasty port-a-potty seats, that's another potential market.
 
2020-06-12 12:44:17 PM  

Green_Knight: So what, now your supposed to carry around a piss covered plastic object when your done? I didn't see if these are single use or not... the solution seems worse than the problem.


Reuse your tampon applicator?
 
2020-06-12 12:44:34 PM  
Go girl?
 
2020-06-12 12:44:51 PM  
Is this like the feminine version of a Stadium Buddy?
 
2020-06-12 12:46:50 PM  
"Mr Dumbass, I can bring a lot to Dumbass and Dumbass. I'm a go getter, Dumbass material all the way. So, am I your man Mr. Dumbass?"
 
2020-06-12 12:48:18 PM  

Psychopusher: "Dear Ms. Schiewe,

You are not alone.

Sincerely,

Richard Catheter"


Triggered!

/had a Foley catheter inserted during a 6-hour surgery a while back
//having it removed was literally the worst aspect of recovery
 
2020-06-12 12:48:31 PM  
" You see, my last name is 'Schiewe.' Of German origin, it's technically pronounced 'shee-veh,' "

You betrayed Schiewe!

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2020-06-12 12:49:23 PM  
I worked in a call center doing tech support for a few years, some at tier 2 level. When tier 1 agents called in, I'd see their names on my phone. I never meet her in person, but got calls a few times from a young woman named Shemale (pronounced She-mall-ay)
 
2020-06-12 12:50:06 PM  

Super Chronic: /had a Foley catheter inserted during a 6-hour surgery a while back
//having it removed was literally the worst aspect of recovery


Bandaid choice: fast or slow
 
2020-06-12 12:51:16 PM  
What a pisser!
 
2020-06-12 12:51:19 PM  
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2020-06-12 12:52:14 PM  
As a dude, I don't even want to think of the inconvenience of not having a built-in pissnozzle.
 
2020-06-12 12:52:51 PM  
Really missed a branding opportunity by not calling it a "her-inal"
 
2020-06-12 12:53:17 PM  

8 inches: I once knew a guy named Richard Hyman.

Ironically, he was always butt-hurt about his name.


Olympic swimmer Misty Hyman, too.
 
2020-06-12 12:55:11 PM  
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2020-06-12 12:55:29 PM  
I guess I'de be pissed to.
 
2020-06-12 12:55:58 PM  
You could be working for Miasole.  (It's an actual company).
 
2020-06-12 12:56:32 PM  
And here I thought Shewee was the description of the exhuberance of a spinner.
 
2020-06-12 1:02:35 PM  

Green_Knight: So what, now your supposed to carry around a piss covered plastic object when your done? I didn't see if these are single use or not... the solution seems worse than the problem.


There are ones that are single use, made similar to paper cups. A lot are plastic, some silicone.
 
2020-06-12 1:04:10 PM  
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2020-06-12 1:04:16 PM  

SixOfDLoC: Really missed a branding opportunity by not calling it a "her-inal"


Too close to "in her anal".
 
2020-06-12 1:06:45 PM  
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2020-06-12 1:07:19 PM  

SixOfDLoC: Really missed a branding opportunity by not calling it a "her-inal"


Of maybe the "She-whiz".
 
2020-06-12 1:07:34 PM  
Pictured below is the owner of the site.

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2020-06-12 1:07:46 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [Fark user image image 482x326]


Appropriate for this thread. Every time I see that clipping I Gene Masseth.
 
2020-06-12 1:08:50 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [Fark user image 482x326]


Still want to know what Masseth's daughter's name is. It might make that whole photo and caption make more sense.
 
2020-06-12 1:10:30 PM  

Ambivalence: I've been a female my entire life and I've never needed a urination device, nor would I know what such a device would be called.

I knew a lady with the last name of Rape (pronounced Ra-pay). But getting those letter accents are a pain so it just shows up as Rape.

/said Rape twice.


Backpacking.

/my wife has a shenis
/what?
 
2020-06-12 1:14:51 PM  

Super Chronic: Psychopusher: "Dear Ms. Schiewe,

You are not alone.

Sincerely,

Richard Catheter"

Triggered!

/had a Foley catheter inserted during a 6-hour surgery a while back
//having it removed was literally the worst aspect of recovery


Really?  You must have a really small urethra because it hurts, but not excruciating or anything.

\or maybe I have an abnormally large urethra.
 
2020-06-12 1:15:50 PM  
Asswipe Johnson
 
2020-06-12 1:17:10 PM  
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2020-06-12 1:18:47 PM  
It is a little known secret that former Nascar driver Dick Trickle's real name is Richard Wetone.
 
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