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2020-06-12 8:49:29 AM  
Gene Masseth?
 
2020-06-12 8:55:27 AM  
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2020-06-12 9:59:01 AM  
Sorry Subby, my account was created 11 years ago.
 
2020-06-12 10:40:55 AM  
Here is one collection of a few of the best, via Twitter user barfcaptain. Yeah, that's "barfcaptain." The printer never had a chance.

Ah yes.  Barfcaptain.  The finest skipper to ever sail the seven nauseas.
 
2020-06-12 10:45:45 AM  
What the real crime is: the printer was setup to print on both sides when only one side needed print.
 
2020-06-12 11:20:43 AM  
 Munchma Qutchi?
 
2020-06-12 12:47:45 PM  
Deez Nutz?
 
2020-06-12 2:39:34 PM  
Which was taken from an early quest in the newly-released video game Borderlands 2.
 
2020-06-12 3:04:14 PM  
Leeroy Jeeeennnkins?
 
2020-06-12 3:04:55 PM  
This is my kind of thread.
 
2020-06-12 3:05:06 PM  
I think dildo tontine is the second greatest username ever.

After mine, of course.
 
2020-06-12 3:06:37 PM  
Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.
 
2020-06-12 3:06:49 PM  
My first thought was Leeroy Jenkins, but the math didn't work out.

Munchma Qutchi is still better. I still grin like an idiot when I think about Colbert's face trying to deliver that line.
 
2020-06-12 3:07:27 PM  
Zombo.com?
 
2020-06-12 3:07:27 PM  

xanadian: Here is one collection of a few of the best, via Twitter user barfcaptain. Yeah, that's "barfcaptain." The printer never had a chance.

Ah yes.  Barfcaptain.  The finest skipper to ever sail the seven nauseas.


I think i've seen that one on some Sea Of Thieves vids on youtube.

Duh duh duhh  Bucket of Sick!
 
2020-06-12 3:08:38 PM  
Phil Dick? Wait ... that was an author and real.

/ Or was he!?
 
2020-06-12 3:10:02 PM  
Fartbongo?
 
2020-06-12 3:10:21 PM  

emersonbiggins: This is my kind of thread.


Titties
 
2020-06-12 3:11:32 PM  
weedlord bonerhitler.... clearly the hero this time and age requires.
 
2020-06-12 3:11:38 PM  

Shaggy_C: Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.


Do you really not see the difference between the subject of tfa and a foreign intelligence service gaining access to senators' and political parties' email archives? Those are all the same to you? Really??!?
 
2020-06-12 3:13:03 PM  

8 inches: Sorry Subby, my account was created 11 years ago.


And you still manage to come up short.
 
2020-06-12 3:13:20 PM  

phaseolus: Shaggy_C: Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.

Do you really not see the difference between the subject of tfa and a foreign intelligence service gaining access to senators' and political parties' email archives? Those are all the same to you? Really??!?


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Share this between the two of you.  This isn't an asshole contest.
 
2020-06-12 3:14:20 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: I think dildo tontine is the second greatest username ever.

After mine, of course.


Carrion Luggage. Named himself after an exploded suitcase he saw at an airport.
 
2020-06-12 3:14:46 PM  
I'm not so sure if it's real but "Drew Curtis" is kind of funny.

/ To me anyway since my name is Curtis.
 
2020-06-12 3:15:30 PM  
"Barf Vomit" seemed a little redundant, but I think "Butty McButterbutt"  was kind of catchy.

rare bruce dackler footage
Youtube IVCMetPr-uk
 
2020-06-12 3:17:05 PM  
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You, ah... really believe that's the, ah... funniest name ever huh?
 
2020-06-12 3:17:47 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Gene Masseth?


I'll get the light.
 
2020-06-12 3:18:57 PM  

rjakobi: phaseolus: Shaggy_C: Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.

Do you really not see the difference between the subject of tfa and a foreign intelligence service gaining access to senators' and political parties' email archives? Those are all the same to you? Really??!?

[Fark user image 158x152]

Share this between the two of you.  This isn't an asshole contest.

It's the Internet.  Everything is an asshole contest.
 
2020-06-12 3:20:28 PM  

Brat E. Pants: My first thought was Leeroy Jenkins, but the math didn't work out.

Munchma Qutchi is still better. I still grin like an idiot when I think about Colbert's face trying to deliver that line.


The fact that the picture was of his mother-in-law probably contributed.
 
2020-06-12 3:20:48 PM  

mrwknd: Leeroy Jeeeennnkins?


He's the real winner here!
 
2020-06-12 3:21:31 PM  
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2020-06-12 3:21:59 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

You, ah... really believe that's the, ah... funniest name ever huh?


It's funny cuz it's bigger than a normal hat.
 
2020-06-12 3:22:16 PM  

Ed Grubermann: 8 inches: Sorry Subby, my account was created 11 years ago.

And you still manage to come up short.


That's what she said...

Ashamed I posted this.
 
2020-06-12 3:23:37 PM  

Brat E. Pants: My first thought was Leeroy Jenkins, but the math didn't work out.

Munchma Qutchi is still better. I still grin like an idiot when I think about Colbert's face trying to deliver that line.


IIRC, the reason he lost it was the production staff used a picture of his mother-in-law for Munchma Qutchi.
 
2020-06-12 3:26:21 PM  
I don't know what it is about it, but that name makes me actually laugh out loud every time I think of it.
 
2020-06-12 3:26:44 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Mambo Bananapatch: I think dildo tontine is the second greatest username ever.

After mine, of course.

Carrion Luggage. Named himself after an exploded suitcase he saw at an airport.


My personal favourite was a Call of Cthulhu character who was named after the first sign spotted in the parish church hall we were playing it in. A blind blues guitarist called Nosmo King.
 
2020-06-12 3:27:14 PM  

Two16: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Gene Masseth?

I'll get the light.


Could someone explain ,meaning spell out in some detail to this dyslexic what Gene Masseth means? Thanks
 
2020-06-12 3:32:56 PM  
Dildo Gaggins?
 
2020-06-12 3:34:01 PM  

Merltech: What the real crime is: the printer was setup to print on both sides when only one side needed print.


Yeah, that's a total fail on whoever set that up. Not just a waste of time, but actively shortening the life of the printer by making it work twice as hard for each print. Everywhere I've worked with Zebra printers, someone would get their ass handed to them if they set itg that way and left it.
 
2020-06-12 3:34:02 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

You, ah... really believe that's the, ah... funniest name ever huh?


Man it's a shame he's gone full Magat. The insanity has taken a few once great minds and turned them to mush.

/ Sorry, threadjack, carry on.
 
2020-06-12 3:35:11 PM  

The Tony Danzas: rjakobi: phaseolus: Shaggy_C: Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.

Do you really not see the difference between the subject of tfa and a foreign intelligence service gaining access to senators' and political parties' email archives? Those are all the same to you? Really??!?

[Fark user image 158x152]

Share this between the two of you.  This isn't an asshole contest.
It's the Internet.  Everything is an asshole contest.


I thnk goatse won.
 
2020-06-12 3:35:45 PM  

Shaggy_C: Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.


Nobody "hacked" anything. They just made up names and entered them into a web portal.
 
2020-06-12 3:36:47 PM  

Gpzjock: Ed Grubermann: Mambo Bananapatch: I think dildo tontine is the second greatest username ever.

After mine, of course.

Carrion Luggage. Named himself after an exploded suitcase he saw at an airport.

My personal favourite was a Call of Cthulhu character who was named after the first sign spotted in the parish church hall we were playing it in. A blind blues guitarist called Nosmo King.


I am currently playing a D&D (5e) half-orc barbarian named Gash the Furious, just so I can make the DM say it repeatedly.
 
2020-06-12 3:36:58 PM  
And Lo, on the day, four and twice two years later, we got the OBELISK OF WOKENESS.
 
2020-06-12 3:37:37 PM  

gonegirl: The Tony Danzas: rjakobi: phaseolus: Shaggy_C: Ah, back in those halcyon days when hacking a computer system to troll your political opponents was cute and funny instead of Russian and destructive.

Do you really not see the difference between the subject of tfa and a foreign intelligence service gaining access to senators' and political parties' email archives? Those are all the same to you? Really??!?

[Fark user image 158x152]

Share this between the two of you.  This isn't an asshole contest.
It's the Internet.  Everything is an asshole contest.

I thnk goatse won.


That's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
 
2020-06-12 3:37:45 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Two16: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Gene Masseth?

I'll get the light.

Could someone explain ,meaning spell out in some detail to this dyslexic what Gene Masseth means? Thanks


Something, something, supposedly made up name in a TV news interview, as best I can tell.
 
2020-06-12 3:40:00 PM  

gonegirl: Gpzjock: Ed Grubermann: Mambo Bananapatch: I think dildo tontine is the second greatest username ever.

After mine, of course.

Carrion Luggage. Named himself after an exploded suitcase he saw at an airport.

My personal favourite was a Call of Cthulhu character who was named after the first sign spotted in the parish church hall we were playing it in. A blind blues guitarist called Nosmo King.

I am currently playing a D&D (5e) half-orc barbarian named Gash the Furious, just so I can make the DM say it repeatedly.


I had 2 half decent D&D character names, Fubar the Fearless and Arghul Phuqpig.
 
2020-06-12 3:43:54 PM  

serfdood: "Barf Vomit" seemed a little redundant, but I think "Butty McButterbutt"  was kind of catchy.

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"Bug Horse" showed up twice?  No "Weedlord Bonerhitler" though.  Did that name actually appear on camera at some point?
 
2020-06-12 3:45:09 PM  
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Would like a word.
 
2020-06-12 3:47:15 PM  
It really is a brilliant name. It's...perfect.
 
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