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(Metro)   Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: PSA, Family, Single parents, support bubbles, one-person households, live blog, Boris Johnson, family members, single adult households  
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2241 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2020 at 2:05 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-11 11:09:33 AM  
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2020-06-11 2:18:15 PM  
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2020-06-11 2:19:59 PM  
Great. One more thing I need to keep track of.
 
2020-06-11 2:20:48 PM  
So I can put my jolly wolly in the marmite again? Oh my bollocks!
 
2020-06-11 2:23:53 PM  
Woo hoo! Back to dogging out back of the pub!
 
2020-06-11 2:24:13 PM  
*with people from outside your home
/affairs with family members were always fine
 
2020-06-11 2:31:53 PM  
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2020-06-11 2:35:46 PM  

SumoJeb: *with people from outside your home
/affairs with family members were always fine


Welp, now we all know your PornHub habits. Sharing isn't always caring, pet.
 
2020-06-11 2:40:47 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: SumoJeb: *with people from outside your home
/affairs with family members were always fine

Welp, now we all know your PornHub habits. Sharing isn't always caring, pet.


No.... read further. It's lifting for single adult homes. When the kid turns 18, it's back to home only.... happy birthday, kid....

The aristocrats!
 
2020-06-11 2:43:07 PM  
What about dogging?
 
2020-06-11 2:45:52 PM  
Conservatives:  We don't do overreaches of power... unless it's to enforce outdated moral ideas.
 
2020-06-11 2:50:16 PM  

RussianPotato: Conservatives:  We don't do overreaches of power... unless it's to enforce outdated moral ideas.


Conservatives prefer toe-tapping.
 
2020-06-11 2:50:36 PM  
I feel like if you're on Tinder in the UK right now, with all the pent up sexual frustration....this is your moment to shine.
 
2020-06-11 2:55:08 PM  

RussianPotato: Conservatives:  We don't do overreaches of power... unless it's to enforce outdated moral ideas.


You do know that it was the Conservatives in the UK who legalised gay marriage, right?

/UK Tories are nothing like US Republicans.
 
2020-06-11 3:03:06 PM  
There are better smiling single brits out there.  Just saying:
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2020-06-11 3:03:28 PM  
Yeah yeah, we all make fun of British sex but I found it so easy over there I studied abroad twice!
 
2020-06-11 3:05:59 PM  

elgrancerdo: There are better smiling single brits out there.  Just saying:
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2020-06-11 3:23:46 PM  
I don't have affairs
I have flings

2 singles = fling (or 1 nite stand)
 
2020-06-11 4:03:28 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: SumoJeb: *with people from outside your home
/affairs with family members were always fine
Welp, now we all know your PornHub habits. Sharing isn't always caring, pet.


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2020-06-11 4:09:27 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: SumoJeb: *with people from outside your home
/affairs with family members were always fine

Welp, now we all know your PornHub habits. Sharing isn't always caring, pet.


I knew I did something wrong.

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2020-06-11 5:53:54 PM  
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2020-06-11 6:09:57 PM  
Blimey, British booty calls! Bravo!
 
2020-06-11 6:15:05 PM  

elgrancerdo: There are better smiling single brits out there.  Just saying:
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What's their your point?
 
2020-06-11 6:19:06 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Yeah yeah, we all make fun of British sex but I found it so easy over there I studied abroad twice!


Well, I have studied a broad up-close more than twice during my lifetime.

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2020-06-11 6:30:29 PM  

elgrancerdo: There are better smiling single brits out there.  Just saying:
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There are more than a few British women I'd be happy to end lockdown with, if you know what I mean....

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/Most of them seem to have moved to Hollywood.
//It can't just be the restraining orders....
 
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