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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)   Remains of missing children believed found at the stepfather's Idaho home. Normally a sad tag indeed... but somehow TFA managed to screw up the caption for the youngsters   (cbs58.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Family, Marriage, children of Lori Vallow, Chad Daybell, Time Warner, Death, Rexburg Police, Idaho  
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2020-06-10 7:01:04 PM  
Subby here.

Before those gonads catch yheir mistake here's a screencap of what they wrote.

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2020-06-10 7:43:11 PM  

farkingbubbler: Subby here.

Before those gonads catch yheir mistake here's a screencap of what they wrote.

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Awwww, it makes it seem as if the kids are happy about the flag decision!  Instead, they're dead.  Quite a letdown
 
2020-06-10 9:35:03 PM  
At least two and a half hours later, they still have not yet fixed the caption.
 
2020-06-10 11:06:54 PM  

King Something: At least two and a half hours later, they still have not yet fixed the caption.


Now they have.
 
2020-06-10 11:08:30 PM  
Jesus farking Christ.  What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2020-06-10 11:11:40 PM  
These are the assholes that took off to Hawaii, yes?

/off to read the article
 
2020-06-10 11:13:07 PM  
This woman and her husband are nutty religious pieces of work. They've offed more than these 2 kids. I'm glad these kids were finally found.
 
2020-06-10 11:13:48 PM  

sandi_fish: Jesus farking Christ.  What the fark is wrong with people?


Exactly.  Here we are, where editors are no longer a thing.
 
2020-06-10 11:14:00 PM  
Saw an interview a week or two ago with a friend of the mother.  She said she knows the kids are safe somewhere, she's sure.

Wrong, dumbass.
 
2020-06-10 11:14:50 PM  
The Dateline update episode should be interesting.
 
2020-06-10 11:16:05 PM  
Am I suffering the adverse effects of exhaustion or was that article a hot mess?
 
2020-06-10 11:16:18 PM  
JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.
 
2020-06-10 11:18:50 PM  
Watch them plead religious freedom to sacrifice their kids to whatever xenu they believe in.
 
2020-06-10 11:19:07 PM  
Saw a Dateline or 48 hours or whatever about this case. These "parents" should have lost custody of these kids almost immediately. Complete end-times whack jobs and you could see this coming a mile away.  Religious extremism is a mental illness and should be treated as such with loss of custody and no unsupervised visits of kids. This was entirely preventable and shiat like this will continue until the special treatment of religious nutters goes away. So, in other words, it will continue indefinitely.
 
2020-06-10 11:20:26 PM  

casey17: The Dateline update episode should be interesting.


It's going to be an hour of Nancy Grace yelling dumb shiat at the camera, isn't it?
 
2020-06-10 11:21:01 PM  
Not surprised, Channel 58 mixes up a lot of stuff.

LOCAL58TV - Skywatching
Youtube 2BD-ba-aXQo
 
2020-06-10 11:25:23 PM  

AsparagusFTW: casey17: The Dateline update episode should be interesting.

It's going to be an hour of Nancy Grace yelling dumb shiat at the camera, isn't it?


Nancy isn't on Dateline.
 
2020-06-10 11:26:52 PM  
Remains to be seen
 
2020-06-10 11:27:38 PM  
What a poorly-written article.

He's their "stepfather", but only married their mom after they died/went missing?

What the hell was that wedding like?!
 
2020-06-10 11:27:48 PM  

Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.


do you also have children buried in your yard?
 
2020-06-10 11:28:31 PM  

whatisaidwas: sandi_fish: Jesus farking Christ.  What the fark is wrong with people?

Exactly.  Here we are, where editors are no longer a thing.


Editors haven't been a 'thing' for a long time.. neither have journalists.
 
2020-06-10 11:28:45 PM  
Any bets untill the 'Made for TV movie'?
 
2020-06-10 11:29:54 PM  

johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?


If I did, I wouldn't bury them right by the damn barn. If. This dude is no rocket scientist obviously.
 
2020-06-10 11:31:52 PM  

johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?


I have a couple in my backyard, they came with the house.
 
2020-06-10 11:33:40 PM  

johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?


No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.
 
2020-06-10 11:34:07 PM  

drewogatory: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

If I did, I wouldn't bury them right by the damn barn. If. This dude is no rocket scientist obviously.


No shiat.

If you have a couple of months to dispose of a body or two, before anyone discovers that they are missing...  you have a wide variety of options, including quite a few that ensure that there is nothing identifiable as a body.

/Nope, never thought about this, not at all...
 
2020-06-10 11:34:30 PM  

Msol: What a poorly-written article.

He's their "stepfather", but only married their mom after they died/went missing?

What the hell was that wedding like?!


'Lori, do you solemnly swear not to testify against Chad?'
'I do.'
'Chad, do you solemnly swear not to testify against Lori?'
'I do.'
'Congratulations, I now pronounce you spousally immune."
 
2020-06-10 11:34:46 PM  

Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.


Erk. Sorry to hear about that.
 
2020-06-10 11:35:04 PM  
Men who convince themselves that they're Jesus always end up killing multiple people.

You're doing it wrong, creeps.
 
2020-06-10 11:35:06 PM  

Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.


honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.
 
2020-06-10 11:36:22 PM  

johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?


Nope.  Only slackers do.  It's chili and soup bones for the pro's.
 
2020-06-10 11:37:57 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Men who convince themselves that they're Jesus always end up killing multiple people.

You're doing it wrong, creeps.


usually involves sex with the wives of all your male followers first.
 
2020-06-10 11:39:30 PM  

johnny queso: Squid_for_Brains: Men who convince themselves that they're Jesus always end up killing multiple people.

You're doing it wrong, creeps.

usually involves sex with the wives of all your male followers first.


Ha ha, Picard. You're not gonna get away with THAT one again.
 
2020-06-10 11:40:09 PM  

johnny queso: Squid_for_Brains: Men who convince themselves that they're Jesus always end up killing multiple people.

You're doing it wrong, creeps.

usually involves sex with the wives of all your male followers first.


If they limit it to the wives, I'm fine with that.  That's just the stupid getting their just deserts.

They usually go for the daughters as well.
 
2020-06-10 11:41:21 PM  

johnny queso: Squid_for_Brains: Men who convince themselves that they're Jesus always end up killing multiple people.

You're doing it wrong, creeps.

usually involves sex with the wives of all your male followers first.


And their daughters. Don't forget.

Fark, I hate these people.
 
2020-06-10 11:42:07 PM  

johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.


*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.
 
2020-06-10 11:43:58 PM  

Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.


Holy shiat. You have every right to be.

I don't know what to say.
 
2020-06-10 11:44:56 PM  

Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.


What are the laws in your area concerning audio recordings of conversations, one party consent?

Might be useful to have a history of said demented religious ramblings in a custody renegotiation.
 
2020-06-10 11:46:29 PM  
Sorry but-----

Shocked - SHOCKED - I tell ya!!!!!!
 
2020-06-10 11:47:10 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.

Holy shiat. You have every right to be.

I don't know what to say.


No, I'm a dick for shiatting all over the thread. I'm just upset.
Reactionary Coach is reacting poorly.
 
2020-06-10 11:48:23 PM  
Can a modmin update the headline to say the caption was screencapped in the thread? Since somebody at 58 got it fixed?

Yeah, all the copious spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors still exist in their stories, but still...
 
2020-06-10 11:49:07 PM  

GrogSmash: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.

What are the laws in your area concerning audio recordings of conversations, one party consent?

Might be useful to have a history of said demented religious ramblings in a custody renegotiation.


I'm not sure, but I'll investigate.

I try not to speak to him on the phone or in person because I want all his nonsense in writing. But I lost my cool today. Thank you for the advice. It is appreciated.
 
2020-06-10 11:50:50 PM  

AsparagusFTW: casey17: The Dateline update episode should be interesting.

It's going to be an hour of Nancy Grace yelling dumb shiat at the camera, isn't it?


Nancy Grace has nothing to do with Dateline. It's on NBC, not Fox News.
 
2020-06-10 11:51:11 PM  

Coach McGirk: GrogSmash: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.

What are the laws in your area concerning audio recordings of conversations, one party consent?

Might be useful to have a history of said demented religious ramblings in a custody renegotiation.

I'm not sure, but I'll investigate.

I try not to speak to him on the phone or in person because I want all his nonsense in writing. But I lost my cool today. Thank you for the advice. It is appreciated.


No worries about losing your cool, considering your situation.

In paper is best yes, but it usuaully isn't as 'off the cuff', and less likely to show the true zealot side of him that you fear.
 
2020-06-10 11:52:36 PM  

Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.


no need to apologize.

i'm sorry you and your kid are in such a shiatty spot.

dealing with mental illness is literally the worst.  i wish you the best.
 
2020-06-10 11:52:39 PM  

Coach McGirk: WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!


Is he schizophrenic? Or have a mental illness?

This is the kind of thing my relative eventually began to tell people. Then the delusions got worse.
 
2020-06-10 11:53:42 PM  

Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.


Is it possible to revisit the custody agreement now that she's almost old enough to express a preference? Online it said 14, but given the circumstances... Has she said anything to you about not wanting to go?
 
2020-06-10 11:57:51 PM  

Coach McGirk: Squid_for_Brains: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: johnny queso: Coach McGirk: JFC.
This hits too close to home for me.

do you also have children buried in your yard?

No, farkwad.

I have an ex-husband who is a religious doomsday nutter that I'm currently forced to share custody of my daughter with.

FARK YOU.

honest apologies.
just an off hand comment.

*deep breath*

I'm sorry, Johnny. You didn't know. Stupid of me to lash out like that. Its not like I'm new here, I just freaked.

Not 3 hours ago I was on the phone with him discussing her grades that just came out. They aren't great but not bad. She just turned 12. He said (and told her) that she has "evil spirits" and  "demons" around her that are distracting her. WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK???? WHO THE FARK SAYS THAT TO A LITTLE GIRL???!!!
I had been following this story for months. This news just punched me in the gut today.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean what I said. I'm just angry and scared.

Holy shiat. You have every right to be.

I don't know what to say.

No, I'm a dick for shiatting all over the thread. I'm just upset.
Reactionary Coach is reacting poorly.


you are not a dick.

try to find all avenues legally available to limit his access.
 
2020-06-10 11:58:33 PM  
This is some Flowers in the Attic level dark twisted shiat here. Try 'em and then throw these pieces of shiat in genpop. I give em 1 year tops.
 
2020-06-10 11:58:41 PM  
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