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(NPR)   Interested in becoming an outside agitator? NPR's here with a basic job description   (npr.org) divider line
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1407 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Jun 2020 at 8:50 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-10 2:08:04 PM  
??? NPR is here is ???
 
2020-06-10 3:54:08 PM  
them English major with speech impediments hate grammer that stinks.
 
2020-06-10 5:27:05 PM  
Only gonna do it if I get a W-10 and not a 1099.
 
2020-06-10 6:59:30 PM  
Well, there sure are a lot of them if they can cover every protest. (and this is old map)

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2020-06-10 8:52:03 PM  
I heard Antifa took over Seattle and next they are coming for the Howard Johnsons in Peoria.
 
2020-06-10 8:54:12 PM  
Nope, don't want to be a cop.
 
2020-06-10 8:54:33 PM  
I'd rather do inside amelioration.
 
2020-06-10 8:56:27 PM  
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2020-06-10 8:58:11 PM  
Everyone knows agitators are better than pulsators.
 
2020-06-10 8:58:47 PM  
I could use the extra income.

I even have an incomprehensible foreign accent and the ability to define socialism. (I'm sure I could improvise a speech on why everybody but me is a revisionist.)
 
2020-06-10 8:59:56 PM  
When I worked to help the workers in the apple sheds unionize, I was called that.

When I ran for office--same thing.


Anytime you threaten the "powers that be"...
 
2020-06-10 9:04:56 PM  
 
2020-06-10 9:06:06 PM  
Hey, I just want you to know that Soros is a deadbeat.  I mean, he's never paid me a single penny for anything I've posted and I was told that Soros is behind all leftist action.
 
2020-06-10 9:06:30 PM  
Quite a few agitators on capital hill, corporate boardrooms, and wall street too.
 
2020-06-10 9:08:43 PM  
I once had an outside agitator but my clothes were never clean and she would not do windows.
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So I bought her a Mac.
Thank you, I'll be here all weak.
 
2020-06-10 9:09:38 PM  
Everything needs to change. Everything. We need a new alphabet and language. The basis for this new language should be an amalgamation of African and Arab languages. English is racist and rooted in Western supremacist colonialism.

Every statue representing a unapproved POC human should be taken down. All the animals, too, unless accompanied by an approved POC. ... Otherwise, only geometric shapes in public places ... but not crosses unless they're upside-down.

Every street name needs to be changed, too. All roads running east to west are to be called Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Blvd #n+1. North to South ... Saint Barack Hussein Obama Rd #n+1. Other roads can be referenced in clockwise degrees.

And no more eye contact. Eye contact is a form of assault. When you make direct eye contact with someone, you disrespect them. Citizens not wearing dark glasses are required to look down at all times, unless you're walking on the beach, then the requirement is to look up.
 
2020-06-10 9:13:42 PM  
I originally read that as "outside Alligator" and thought... "hey, that might be cool". I was bitterly disappointed.

/ it's ok though; I'd really prefer to be an owl

// I wonder if wereowls are a thing
 
2020-06-10 9:17:17 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Everything needs to change. Everything. We need a new alphabet and language. The basis for this new language should be an amalgamation of African and Arab languages. English is racist and rooted in Western supremacist colonialism.

Every statue representing a unapproved POC human should be taken down. All the animals, too, unless accompanied by an approved POC. ... Otherwise, only geometric shapes in public places ... but not crosses unless they're upside-down.

Every street name needs to be changed, too. All roads running east to west are to be called Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Blvd #n+1. North to South ... Saint Barack Hussein Obama Rd #n+1. Other roads can be referenced in clockwise degrees.

And no more eye contact. Eye contact is a form of assault. When you make direct eye contact with someone, you disrespect them. Citizens not wearing dark glasses are required to look down at all times, unless you're walking on the beach, then the requirement is to look up.


I hope you're joking. Otherwise, they're gonna put your picture next to Poison Well Fallacy in the dictionary.
 
2020-06-10 9:24:38 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Everything needs to change. Everything. We need a new alphabet and language. The basis for this new language should be an amalgamation of African and Arab languages. English is racist and rooted in Western supremacist colonialism.

Every statue representing a unapproved POC human should be taken down. All the animals, too, unless accompanied by an approved POC. ... Otherwise, only geometric shapes in public places ... but not crosses unless they're upside-down.

Every street name needs to be changed, too. All roads running east to west are to be called Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Blvd #n+1. North to South ... Saint Barack Hussein Obama Rd #n+1. Other roads can be referenced in clockwise degrees.

And no more eye contact. Eye contact is a form of assault. When you make direct eye contact with someone, you disrespect them. Citizens not wearing dark glasses are required to look down at all times, unless you're walking on the beach, then the requirement is to look up.


Don't get stuck on stupid, son.
 
2020-06-10 9:25:31 PM  
There do seem to be a lot of loser white kids burning up the black neighborhoods. Plenty of local support of course, but when it comes to setting things on fire, seems like the percentages swing to the white kids. I think they're called "allies."
 
2020-06-10 9:31:44 PM  
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2020-06-10 9:34:38 PM  

iheartscotch: I originally read that as "outside Alligator" and thought... "hey, that might be cool". I was bitterly disappointed.

/ it's ok though; I'd really prefer to be an owl

// I wonder if wereowls are a thing


Owls in Oregon are agitators for sure.
 
2020-06-10 9:43:20 PM  
I received a check from the Koch brother for $1000 to wear a MAGAt cap and tote a sign reading "Fark BLM AND the watermelon wagon they rode in on" to a protest in Vegas.
Cashed the check, pissed it away on blackjack and hookers 'cause f*ck them f*ckin' f*ckers.
 
2020-06-10 10:03:38 PM  

iheartscotch: Chain Smokes Freely: Everything needs to change. Everything. We need a new alphabet and language. The basis for this new language should be an amalgamation of African and Arab languages. English is racist and rooted in Western supremacist colonialism.

Every statue representing a unapproved POC human should be taken down. All the animals, too, unless accompanied by an approved POC. ... Otherwise, only geometric shapes in public places ... but not crosses unless they're upside-down.

Every street name needs to be changed, too. All roads running east to west are to be called Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Blvd #n+1. North to South ... Saint Barack Hussein Obama Rd #n+1. Other roads can be referenced in clockwise degrees.

And no more eye contact. Eye contact is a form of assault. When you make direct eye contact with someone, you disrespect them. Citizens not wearing dark glasses are required to look down at all times, unless you're walking on the beach, then the requirement is to look up.

I hope you're joking. Otherwise, they're gonna put your picture next to Poison Well Fallacy in the dictionary.


Just mark him in red or ignore and move on.  He's seriously racist and very angry.
 
2020-06-10 10:04:01 PM  
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

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2020-06-10 10:23:22 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: iheartscotch: Chain Smokes Freely: Everything needs to change. Everything. We need a new alphabet and language. The basis for this new language should be an amalgamation of African and Arab languages. English is racist and rooted in Western supremacist colonialism.

Every statue representing a unapproved POC human should be taken down. All the animals, too, unless accompanied by an approved POC. ... Otherwise, only geometric shapes in public places ... but not crosses unless they're upside-down.

Every street name needs to be changed, too. All roads running east to west are to be called Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Blvd #n+1. North to South ... Saint Barack Hussein Obama Rd #n+1. Other roads can be referenced in clockwise degrees.

And no more eye contact. Eye contact is a form of assault. When you make direct eye contact with someone, you disrespect them. Citizens not wearing dark glasses are required to look down at all times, unless you're walking on the beach, then the requirement is to look up.

I hope you're joking. Otherwise, they're gonna put your picture next to Poison Well Fallacy in the dictionary.

Just mark him in red or ignore and move on.  He's seriously racist and very angry.


But, it's more fun to hoist them by their own petard.
 
2020-06-10 11:06:38 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Everything needs to change. Everything. We need a new alphabet and language. The basis for this new language should be an amalgamation of African and Arab languages. English is racist and rooted in Western supremacist colonialism.

Every statue representing a unapproved POC human should be taken down. All the animals, too, unless accompanied by an approved POC. ... Otherwise, only geometric shapes in public places ... but not crosses unless they're upside-down.

Every street name needs to be changed, too. All roads running east to west are to be called Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Blvd #n+1. North to South ... Saint Barack Hussein Obama Rd #n+1. Other roads can be referenced in clockwise degrees.

And no more eye contact. Eye contact is a form of assault. When you make direct eye contact with someone, you disrespect them. Citizens not wearing dark glasses are required to look down at all times, unless you're walking on the beach, then the requirement is to look up.


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2020-06-10 11:13:28 PM  
This is basically what Russia and the Saudi's have been bankrolling on social media and various political tabs.
 
2020-06-11 12:23:55 AM  
Old-school Mad magazine is still as relevant as ever.

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2020-06-11 4:18:51 AM  
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