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2020-06-09 3:03:30 PM  
I feel like the question contains the answer.
 
2020-06-09 3:08:01 PM  
You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.
 
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2020-06-09 3:12:12 PM  
i like how they couldn't even get someone to model it
 
2020-06-09 3:12:39 PM  

MrBallou: You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.


Top or bottom?

Or right or left?

Upper left, lower right?  Vice versa?

So many options.
 
2020-06-09 3:16:47 PM  

Jack Sabbath: MrBallou: You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.

Top or bottom?

Or right or left?

Upper left, lower right?  Vice versa?

So many options.


The middle of both.
 
2020-06-09 3:17:56 PM  
Ok, but what did it cost?
 
2020-06-09 3:18:33 PM  
A bikini with a horizontal smile? No thanks.
 
2020-06-09 3:20:51 PM  
That's just disturbing...
 
2020-06-09 3:23:43 PM  
The teeth make it an instant classic.
 
2020-06-09 3:23:52 PM  
Someone should make a Trump bikini of the same sort. Already has the proper vag look.
 
2020-06-09 3:24:09 PM  

dericwater: Someone should make a Trump bikini of the same sort. Already has the proper vag look.


Except the anus will be on the front side.
 
2020-06-09 3:25:37 PM  
Looks like it's already got some camel chin going.
 
2020-06-09 3:27:00 PM  
New meaning to the term "vagina dentata".
 
2020-06-09 3:35:05 PM  
I seem to recall there being a section of the internet that was sexually attracted to Thanos last year. Frankly, I'd be disappointed if there wasn't.
 
2020-06-09 3:38:52 PM  
'My eyes are up here!'

'No - they're on your breasts - and your vagina is smiling at me. My penis is scared!'
 
2020-06-09 3:42:53 PM  
"My eyes are up...err down... Oh, I give up."
 
2020-06-09 3:43:47 PM  
-_-
 
2020-06-09 3:46:38 PM  

MrBallou: You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.


If you snap your fingers while wearing it half of other people's bathing suits disappear
 
2020-06-09 3:48:20 PM  
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.
 
2020-06-09 3:48:50 PM  

Kirkenhegelstein: New meaning to the term "vagina dentata".


New meaning to, "You should have gone for the head."
 
2020-06-09 3:59:22 PM  
We should really be focusing more on the Nic Cage bikini.

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2020-06-09 4:03:48 PM  
Well, from another point of view, you could snap your fingers and double the size of the existing... wait a second here.

I think I see the flaw in this.
 
2020-06-09 4:12:26 PM  
Rule 34: It's the Law.
 
2020-06-09 4:14:48 PM  
Hey, my stones are gone!
 
2020-06-09 4:17:02 PM  

Kirkenhegelstein: New meaning to the term "vagina dentata".


^^^ underrated comment
 
2020-06-09 4:17:50 PM  
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2020-06-09 4:19:36 PM  
I'm pretty sure this is a repeat.
 
2020-06-09 4:50:08 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Jack Sabbath: MrBallou: You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.

Top or bottom?

Or right or left?

Upper left, lower right?  Vice versa?

So many options.

The middle of both.


Perfectly balanced.
 
2020-06-09 4:53:58 PM  
There's no pics of anyone wearing it, so.... I've lost interest.
 
2020-06-09 4:54:17 PM  
She's got Bette Davis eyes
 
2020-06-09 5:11:04 PM  
What about Thanos in a bikini?
 
2020-06-09 5:27:16 PM  

arrogantbastich: There's no pics of anyone wearing it, so.... I've lost interest.


This
 
2020-06-09 5:28:27 PM  

arrogantbastich: There's no pics of anyone wearing it, so.... I've lost interest.


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2020-06-09 5:40:00 PM  

MrBallou: You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.


Thread.
 
2020-06-09 5:45:00 PM  

MrBallou: You snap your fingers and half of it disappears.

Cool.


You snap your fingers and whoever is wearing it turns into Josh Brolin.
 
2020-06-09 6:32:18 PM  
Those bikinis really should NOT feature someone with such a garishly cleft chin.

And I thought the Venom Maw rouched Heather Thomas bottom was scary:

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/yes, am old
//that makes two of us
///call me, heather!
 
2020-06-09 7:11:23 PM  
That is one very purple camel toe.
 
2020-06-09 7:36:06 PM  

SpectroBoy: arrogantbastich: There's no pics of anyone wearing it, so.... I've lost interest.

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This lady deserves a raise.
 
2020-06-09 9:02:45 PM  
Does it come in red?

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/very tasty!
 
2020-06-09 10:23:01 PM  

SpectroBoy: arrogantbastich: There's no pics of anyone wearing it, so.... I've lost interest.

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One man's bikini pic is another mans old lady in one piece.
 
2020-06-10 1:11:46 AM  

dericwater: Someone should make a Trump bikini of the same sort. Already has the proper vag look.


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2020-06-10 1:35:59 AM  

WillofJ2: dericwater: Someone should make a Trump bikini of the same sort. Already has the proper vag look.

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Looks like prolapsed anus.
 
2020-06-10 1:40:33 AM  

bughunter: Those bikinis really should NOT feature someone with such a garishly cleft chin.

And I thought the Venom Maw rouched Heather Thomas bottom was scary:

[Fark user image image 564x705]

/yes, am old
//that makes two of us
///call me, heather!


My understanding is that she's still hot. Daisy Duke, however, has gone to seed.
 
2020-06-10 1:58:43 AM  

dericwater: bughunter: Those bikinis really should NOT feature someone with such a garishly cleft chin.

And I thought the Venom Maw rouched Heather Thomas bottom was scary:

[Fark user image image 564x705]

/yes, am old
//that makes two of us
///call me, heather!

My understanding is that she's still hot. Daisy Duke, however, has gone to seed.


Your understanding is correct.

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Interesting fact:  A car broke both her legs, while she was a pedestrian, shortly after she finished The Fall Guy.  Clearly she didn't let it ruin her life.

/i'll be in my bunker
 
2020-06-10 2:02:02 AM  

bughunter: dericwater: bughunter: Those bikinis really should NOT feature someone with such a garishly cleft chin.

And I thought the Venom Maw rouched Heather Thomas bottom was scary:

[Fark user image image 564x705]

/yes, am old
//that makes two of us
///call me, heather!

My understanding is that she's still hot. Daisy Duke, however, has gone to seed.

Your understanding is correct.

[Fark user image image 850x1195]


Interesting fact:  A car broke both her legs, while she was a pedestrian, shortly after she finished The Fall Guy.  Clearly she didn't let it ruin her life.

/i'll be in my bunker


Get outta my bunker!
 
2020-06-10 4:44:40 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: We should really be focusing more on the Nic Cage bikini.

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what, no Buscemi version?
 
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