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(Gizmodo)   Hand sanitizer in my gin bottle? It's the new Australian way   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Great Ocean Road, gin distillery, Oxygen, Hydrogen peroxide, Johns Hopkins University, gin bottles, Ethanol, Disinfectant  
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1251 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2020 at 4:13 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-06-09 11:31:20 AM  
If it was pine scented hand sanitizer, would anyone notice?
2020-06-09 4:16:11 PM  
No, no, you're supposed to hide the gin in the hand sanitizer bottle.

*reads article*

They did!
2020-06-09 4:17:41 PM  
What's this coffee doing in my coffee cup?

2020-06-09 4:24:55 PM  
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2020-06-09 4:26:33 PM  
I'm drinking gin right now and I feel very sanitary.
2020-06-09 4:31:26 PM  
Put sanitizer in my gin, sport
Put sanitizer in my gin.
We'll all get Covid again, sport
So put sanitizer in the gin

Altogether now!
2020-06-09 4:34:12 PM  
Non ethanol hand sanitizer. And here I was thinking they were pissed that they were selling high proof booze at a discount.
2020-06-09 4:37:25 PM  
Sounds like an improvement.
2020-06-09 4:54:17 PM  
Speaking of hand sanitizer, why does it stink????
I don't recall Purel  stinking!
I can't find rubbing alcohol, so I bought EverClear.

2020-06-09 5:15:26 PM  
Anything is gin if you're brave en....<falls to the floor, unconscious>
2020-06-09 5:23:43 PM  
The sanitizer FTA:  won't kill you if consumed, but can cause nausea, headaches, dizziness, vomiting, and diarrhea.

Much like the real stuff if done right.
2020-06-09 5:23:45 PM  
Why does my gin n tonic taste like bathroom?!?
2020-06-09 5:29:40 PM  
"jynnan tonyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks"
2020-06-09 5:33:40 PM  
I have a bottle of hand sanitizer in my car. It is about 80% ethanol. I've wondered about the open container laws in case I'm stopped for some traffic violation. Especially if I take a pull on the sanitizer now and then.
2020-06-09 5:56:54 PM  
If I wanted cheap vodka I'd have bought cheap vodka.
2020-06-09 5:58:44 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: What's this coffee doing in my coffee cup

Nothings obscure on Fark, Muldoon.
2020-06-09 6:15:17 PM  
Could you imagine if Anheuser-Busch got the labels on their emergency drinking water mixed up with their beer?

I sure can't.

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2020-06-09 6:45:19 PM  
I heard on NPR about the artisinal beer market there in Colorado, many people were giving their beer to facilities that in turn used it to make sanitizer. With gin, I wouldn't care
2020-06-10 11:12:25 AM  
I was waiting for this to happen.  Two completely different substances in similar containers and similar label?  Bound to happen.
2020-06-10 1:46:57 PM  
Does it still go with juice?
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