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(Daily Star)   Man takes a crossbow arrow to the chest, casually walks into hospital knowing that if it was to the knee it would have been more difficult to casually walk (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Hospital, 21-year-old Mr Peng, bungling man, Heart, young man, coming days, Doctor Luo, hapless patient  
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2020-06-09 8:51:24 AM  
Jeez, maybe read the directions, next time? How the hell do you shoot yourself while loading a crossbow? There are plenty of ways to hurt yourself while cocking a crossbow, but you generally don't knock the arrow until it's pointed away from you. I would bet there's more to this story (i.e. his friend accidentally shot him).
 
2020-06-09 9:19:20 AM  

beezeltown: Jeez, maybe read the directions, next time? How the hell do you shoot yourself while loading a crossbow? There are plenty of ways to hurt yourself while cocking a crossbow, but you generally don't knock the arrow until it's pointed away from you. I would bet there's more to this story (i.e. his friend accidentally shot him).


He was probalby cleaning it when it went off and he's too embarrassed to admit he failed to check if it was loaded.
 
2020-06-09 9:55:15 AM  
Message for you sir....
 
2020-06-09 10:20:10 AM  
Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.
 
2020-06-09 10:21:37 AM  
Friend of mine managed to hit herself in the head with a dart. I don't know how it happened, as I had looked away to refill my beer. Okay actually even if I don't know the immediate cause I think I just figured out something that might have been related.
 
2020-06-09 10:22:10 AM  

UberDave: Message for you sir....


Came to say this
 
2020-06-09 10:23:35 AM  

Sapper_Topo: Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.


Let's not quarrel over terminology.
 
2020-06-09 10:27:34 AM  
Never casually.
 
2020-06-09 10:27:57 AM  
WHAT is going on with all these bows and arrows and crossbows lately? Is it too early to talk about arrow control?
 
2020-06-09 10:27:58 AM  
Crossbow?  Someone had the Dawnguard DLC.
 
2020-06-09 10:28:27 AM  
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2020-06-09 10:29:28 AM  
His adventuring days are over.
 
2020-06-09 10:30:43 AM  

beezeltown: Jeez, maybe read the directions, next time? How the hell do you shoot yourself while loading a crossbow? There are plenty of ways to hurt yourself while cocking a crossbow, but you generally don't knock the arrow until it's pointed away from you. I would bet there's more to this story (i.e. his friend accidentally shot him).


There has to be more to the story, no doubt about it.
 
2020-06-09 10:32:19 AM  

Sapper_Topo: Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.


"So we are going to discharge you, since it says 'arrow in chest' on the admittance form, and I don't see any arrows."
 
2020-06-09 10:35:12 AM  
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2020-06-09 10:37:12 AM  

Sapper_Topo: Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.


All we know for sure is that the clip was locked and loaded...
 
2020-06-09 10:40:49 AM  

Gyrfalcon: WHAT is going on with all these bows and arrows and crossbows lately? Is it too early to talk about arrow control?


Sooooo many people have Failed This City.
 
2020-06-09 10:41:24 AM  
He used to be a Farker like us, until he took a crossbow bolt to the chest.
 
2020-06-09 10:45:11 AM  

Sapper_Topo: Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.


Way to pick a Quarrel
 
2020-06-09 11:03:02 AM  

Sapper_Topo: Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.


Came here to say this
 
2020-06-09 11:05:33 AM  
I have 2 crossbows & have yet to figure out how to load it backwards to get hit in the chest like that....
 
2020-06-09 11:27:53 AM  
Mr Peng, had accidentally shot himself while loading his crossbow.

This doesn't make sense. If you put the bolt in first it would block the latch and you wouldn't be able to cock it and cocking a crossbow backwards would be damn near impossible.Something else happened.

A dumbass friend probably shot him while doing some dumbassery.
 
2020-06-09 11:31:57 AM  
He is in guarded condition
 
2020-06-09 11:39:46 AM  
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2020-06-09 12:31:53 PM  
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2020-06-09 1:28:09 PM  

theresnothinglft: Sapper_Topo: Crossbows dont shoot arrows. They shoot bolts. That is all.

Way to pick a Quarrel


What a Quarrel might look like.

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2020-06-10 4:46:34 PM  
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