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(Poynter Institute)   And the hits keep coming: A glass shortage could be a huge problem for distributing a COVID-19 vaccine   (poynter.org) divider line
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2020-06-08 8:35:12 PM  
How can we make a lot of glass very quickly?
 
2020-06-08 8:36:17 PM  
Why didn't they realize that they were going to run out of food in the winter?

This is the question the children of survivors of the American Perdition will be asking a hundred years from now.
 
2020-06-08 8:38:24 PM  
Good lord, we've run out of good sand!
 
2020-06-08 8:39:47 PM  
Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?
 
2020-06-08 8:40:27 PM  
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Inconsolable
 
2020-06-08 8:40:38 PM  
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get in line, Private.
 
2020-06-08 8:41:20 PM  
There are 7 BILLION of us, FFS, and we can't make some glass?
 
2020-06-08 8:41:24 PM  

bd1709h9t: Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?


It's not as cost effective to recycle glass
 
2020-06-08 8:41:51 PM  
So the wealthy countries will get all the vaccines, got it.

Not worried about glass up here, we drink a lot of bottled beer.
 
2020-06-08 8:42:25 PM  
"The challenge is not so much to make the vaccine itself, it's to fill vials," said Pascal Soriot, CEO of AstraZeneca

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2020-06-08 8:42:35 PM  
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2020-06-08 8:44:02 PM  

AcneVulgaris: There are 7 BILLION of us, FFS, and we can't make some glass?


The manufacturing capacity to make 2 billion single dose vials isn't there.

Fortunately the 'scienticians' remembered that you can use containers that hold 5, 10, 25, 100, or even thousands of doses, making this a non-issue
 
2020-06-08 8:44:19 PM  
Vaccine?
 
2020-06-08 8:45:07 PM  

Salmon: Not worried about glass up here, we drink a lot of bottled beer.


But what will you do when you have to choose between beer or a vaccine?
 
2020-06-08 8:45:09 PM  
I know a guy who can help with that (nsfw audio).

Trailer Park Boys - Ray's Liquor-Lanche
Youtube CfCrnhRCIgw
 
2020-06-08 8:45:40 PM  

solokumba: Vaccine?


Just give me autism and be done with it!11!!!
 
2020-06-08 8:47:30 PM  
I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"
 
2020-06-08 8:48:47 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [media.gettyimages.com image 561x612]

get in line, Private.


I remember those. They -really- sucked.
 
2020-06-08 8:50:10 PM  
Whiny shiats will take every oppoturnity to whine some more
 
2020-06-08 8:50:29 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Salmon: Not worried about glass up here, we drink a lot of bottled beer.

But what will you do when you have to choose between beer or a vaccine?


Kobayashi Maru!
 
2020-06-08 8:50:40 PM  
I warned them!!
I told them - watch the glass! Don't get short on the glass!!
But did they listen?
Nooooooooooo!!!!

/Plastic man, myself
 
2020-06-08 8:51:41 PM  

bd1709h9t: Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?


Glass is just melted sand.  There really isn't much of an energy benefit to reusing glass vs sand (as opposed to mining tons of earth to get a pound of aluminum).
Glass is heavy, so it is more expensive to ship than to just build a glass plant next to where sand comes from.
There isn't a great way to sort clear glass from colored glass, so it is easily contaminated.
 
2020-06-08 8:52:47 PM  

El Trolo: How can we make a lot of glass very quickly?


Berkley springs, wv.

Oh and you can bet there are other ways if getting it in you
 
2020-06-08 8:53:35 PM  

El Trolo: How can we make a lot of glass very quickly?


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2020-06-08 8:54:51 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: solokumba: Vaccine?

Just give me autism and be done with it!11!!!


Problem: we turn into a nation of Sheldon Coopers.
 
2020-06-08 8:56:01 PM  

Salmon: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Salmon: Not worried about glass up here, we drink a lot of bottled beer.

But what will you do when you have to choose between beer or a vaccine?

Kobayashi Maru!


Kirk gets his vaccine in a beer, but Spock dies of radiation inside a brewery vat.
 
2020-06-08 8:56:08 PM  

erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"


Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.
 
2020-06-08 8:59:13 PM  

Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.


I suspect there is a giant raft of sterility issues with that particular plan.

Crap ike this is generally treated in a 'clean room' manner.
 
2020-06-08 9:02:07 PM  
Not to worry farkers. The odds on a vaccine this year... approach zero as  a limit.

Now, EFFECTIVE TREATMENT, on the other hand, is a high probability.
 
2020-06-08 9:04:07 PM  
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?
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2020-06-08 9:04:32 PM  

GrogSmash: Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.

I suspect there is a giant raft of sterility issues with that particular plan.

Crap ike this is generally treated in a 'clean room' manner.


Glass can be heated to a temperature which will take care of any biological contamination, and/or washed with chemicals to accomplish the same goal.
 
2020-06-08 9:05:59 PM  

El Trolo: How can we make a lot of glass very quickly?


Well, it DOES start with an onerous healthcare system ironically....
 
2020-06-08 9:06:48 PM  

Ivo Shandor: GrogSmash: Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.

I suspect there is a giant raft of sterility issues with that particular plan.

Crap ike this is generally treated in a 'clean room' manner.

Glass can be heated to a temperature which will take care of any biological contamination, and/or washed with chemicals to accomplish the same goal.


I know that, you know that.

Tell that to a federal regulator :P. Or the general (read half as smart as a bruised turnip) public.  Reused vials would have its own giant outcry.
 
2020-06-08 9:07:48 PM  

synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!


How? HOW??
 
2020-06-08 9:08:36 PM  
*looks furtively at all the beer bottles in my recycle bin*

Sorry. My bad.
 
2020-06-08 9:09:33 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: [media.comicbook.com image 640x320]
Inconsolable


ya know, given all the shows and movies and programs out there, I did miss the 'sequel' to that, and given how farking evil this world is today, the ending of unbreakable was a hopeful one, and I am terrified to watch the newest movie since it might not have a good "happy" ending with a positive resolution like unbreakable had. So tell me guys, did the follow up movie turn dark or did it have any good guys in it at all anywhere?
 
2020-06-08 9:09:55 PM  
I have some soda bottles they can have for a nickel a pop.
 
2020-06-08 9:09:59 PM  

El Trolo: How can we make a lot of glass very quickly?


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2020-06-08 9:11:15 PM  
 
2020-06-08 9:13:58 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.


We need to start breeding more parrotfish.
 
2020-06-08 9:14:06 PM  
Corning's busy. Sorry.

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Gorilla out front shoulda told ya.
 
2020-06-08 9:17:19 PM  
Other than enraged people, morons and sickness, is there ANYTHING we have in ample smounts?
 
2020-06-08 9:19:04 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Other than enraged people, morons and sickness, is there ANYTHING we have in ample smounts?


Assholes
 
2020-06-08 9:22:28 PM  

Ivo Shandor: albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.

We need to start breeding more parrotfish.


Some day I'll teach you about the difference between carbonates and silica.
 
2020-06-08 9:24:50 PM  
dimebag the vaccine sure there is no lack of those.
 
2020-06-08 9:27:49 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: [thesaurus.plus image 650x400]


For years I've warned that people might describe Cassandra as a fear monger irather than a prophetess telling people the actual truth, but alas, no one listened.
 
2020-06-08 9:28:17 PM  

Dinodork: Some day I'll teach you about the difference between carbonates and silica.


So feed the parrotfish some hexactinellid sponges.
 
2020-06-08 9:29:26 PM  

Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.


This. If you get enough plates spinning and with a little overcapacity you could have a constant stream of bottles coming in and going out.
 
2020-06-08 9:31:48 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [media.gettyimages.com image 561x612]

get in line, Private.


Yeah, which is worse, COVID-19 or hepatitis from the guy at the head of the line?
 
2020-06-08 9:31:58 PM  
Uhhh just tell the Coca Cola Company thy can't use glass for making bottles for the rest of the year. There is hardly a shortage of glass, there is just a really stupid misdirection of glass.
 
2020-06-08 9:36:50 PM  
The magnificently stupid thing is that we've *definitively* known about the glass (ok, the raw materials) shortage for a few years... and could've guessed it was highly likely to be a BFD for years longer.  There's a goddamned thriving black market, it's so bad, FFS.

/gee i can't believe private industry didn't solve this critical problem on their own, since they're so great at that
//anyhow, first time i recall seeing anything about it: https://www.npr.org/2017/07/21/53​84726​71/world-faces-global-sand-shortage
 
2020-06-08 9:40:23 PM  

Kirablue42: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: [media.comicbook.com image 640x320]
Inconsolable

ya know, given all the shows and movies and programs out there, I did miss the 'sequel' to that, and given how farking evil this world is today, the ending of unbreakable was a hopeful one, and I am terrified to watch the newest movie since it might not have a good "happy" ending with a positive resolution like unbreakable had. So tell me guys, did the follow up movie turn dark or did it have any good guys in it at all anywhere?


You can certainly skip the latest movie. It is downbeat, mostly bad at the end, and yeah. There are better ways to spend two hours, unless you enjoy schlock.
 
2020-06-08 9:40:31 PM  
Buy GLW.
 
2020-06-08 9:42:43 PM  

Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.


There's no reason for a deposit, it's not like it's being sold on store shelves. It's a closed loop supply chain
 
2020-06-08 9:48:18 PM  
Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.
 
2020-06-08 10:03:21 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.


There's no more sand in the oceans?!? How? HOW???
 
2020-06-08 10:05:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.

There's no more sand in the oceans?!? How? HOW???


They took all our sands!
 
2020-06-08 10:06:25 PM  

Gyrfalcon: albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.

There's no more sand in the oceans?!? How? HOW???


You'd need deep sand. It also needs to be clean. Currently we just haul up oil from that deep. Because it's more valuable than sand.

Not sure all about why the need for such high purity, but that's how we source that type of fused silica.
 
2020-06-08 10:07:17 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Other than enraged people, morons and sickness, is there ANYTHING we have in ample smounts?


I thought for a bit about it and came to the conclusion that those three categories pretty much covered any other possibilities I could think of.
 
2020-06-08 10:26:57 PM  

Gyrfalcon: albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.

There's no more sand in the oceans?!? How? HOW???


There is water
At the bottom of the ocean.
 
2020-06-08 10:28:58 PM  

RogermcAllen: bd1709h9t: Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?

Glass is just melted sand.  There really isn't much of an energy benefit to reusing glass vs sand (as opposed to mining tons of earth to get a pound of aluminum).
Glass is heavy, so it is more expensive to ship than to just build a glass plant next to where sand comes from.
There isn't a great way to sort clear glass from colored glass, so it is easily contaminated.


It's economic viability is exactly in proportion to how severe the shortage of sand is.
 
2020-06-08 10:29:42 PM  

Prof. Frink: There is water
At the bottom of the ocean.


The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
 
2020-06-08 10:34:01 PM  

AbuHashish: [YouTube video: Glass? Who gives a shiat about glass?]


Came here for this, thanks Dwayne
 
2020-06-08 10:46:23 PM  

Prof. Frink: RogermcAllen: bd1709h9t: Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?

Glass is just melted sand.  There really isn't much of an energy benefit to reusing glass vs sand (as opposed to mining tons of earth to get a pound of aluminum).
Glass is heavy, so it is more expensive to ship than to just build a glass plant next to where sand comes from.
There isn't a great way to sort clear glass from colored glass, so it is easily contaminated.

It's economic viability is exactly in proportion to how severe the shortage of sand is.


These are the days of our lives.
 
2020-06-08 10:57:47 PM  
I have eye drops in 10 milliliter bottles.  The bottles are plastic.  Why not put the vaccine (if one is ever developed) in plastic bottles made from recycled plastic.  We have so much recycled plastic in the US that towns are often just putting it in landfills.
 
2020-06-08 11:15:04 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [media.gettyimages.com image 561x612]

get in line, Private.


Has anyone ever not described those as getting punched in the arm?
 
2020-06-08 11:31:22 PM  
Pascal Soriot, CEO of AstraZeneca, on a conference call hosted by an industry trade group last week. "There's not enough vials in the world."

Oh, fark off. You're not even trying to look. Did you even try to look for the local or smaller companies that will gladly fill that need for you?

"The capacity is not there to do it in the billions."

Again. You're not even trying. You're farking lazy and you own the company that's measuring your profits to do it.

Csb, I've spent a lot of years in printing and working with with manufaturers of everything from pens to Pokemon to the buttons on Pepsi machines. The last ginormous company was a subsidiary of Consolodated Printing, that bought out the company I worked for in 2008 (PBM Graphics in NC). They were the exclusive printers of Pokemon, Magic the Gathering and a big supplier of Warcraft cards. Upper Deck, Hasbro, Sports Illustrated, Maxxim Magazine, Playboy, McDonalds, Starbucks....lots of shiat came off our presses. I was a press assistant and a maintenance manager (not a lead, I wasn't THAT cool apparently). We had 3 facilites running 24/7. We printed Magic cards by the billions. Each new release took about 4 months from print to fullfillment of games, blister packs and the little figurines.  That was ONE game. ONE customer. And since then I've worked at a couple news papers and hometown printing companies. We invented products. Or found people that could to fulfill their orders.

/end csb.

Point is if this guy can't get 2 billion vials or have 40 billion already for any other reason, then he's farking stalling. And lazy. Get farking busy.
 
2020-06-08 11:33:12 PM  

Stibium: Gyrfalcon: albuquerquehalsey: Gyrfalcon: synithium: Good lord, we've run out of good sand!

How? HOW??

Vince Beiser: "So the sand that we use, is what you call 'marine sand.' It's the sand that you find at the bottom of rivers, and on beaches and at the bottom of lakes and oceans." I know what you're thinking, and no, we can't use sand from the desert. Wind erosion makes the grains too round for most purposes. We need angular sand that interlocks like pieces to a puzzle. Like the sand generated from mountain rocks, pelted by rain, wind, and rivers for over 25 thousand years.

There's no more sand in the oceans?!? How? HOW???

You'd need deep sand. It also needs to be clean. Currently we just haul up oil from that deep. Because it's more valuable than sand.

Not sure all about why the need for such high purity, but that's how we source that type of fused silica.


Are you making bulletproof glass or something that doesn't scratch with a fingernail?
 
2020-06-08 11:36:52 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Pascal Soriot, CEO of AstraZeneca, on a conference call hosted by an industry trade group last week. "There's not enough vials in the world."

Oh, fark off. You're not even trying to look. Did you even try to look for the local or smaller companies that will gladly fill that need for you?

"The capacity is not there to do it in the billions."

Again. You're not even trying. You're farking lazy and you own the company that's measuring your profits to do it.

Csb, I've spent a lot of years in printing and working with with manufaturers of everything from pens to Pokemon to the buttons on Pepsi machines. The last ginormous company was a subsidiary of Consolodated Printing, that bought out the company I worked for in 2008 (PBM Graphics in NC). They were the exclusive printers of Pokemon, Magic the Gathering and a big supplier of Warcraft cards. Upper Deck, Hasbro, Sports Illustrated, Maxxim Magazine, Playboy, McDonalds, Starbucks....lots of shiat came off our presses. I was a press assistant and a maintenance manager (not a lead, I wasn't THAT cool apparently). We had 3 facilites running 24/7. We printed Magic cards by the billions. Each new release took about 4 months from print to fullfillment of games, blister packs and the little figurines.  That was ONE game. ONE customer. And since then I've worked at a couple news papers and hometown printing companies. We invented products. Or found people that could to fulfill their orders.

/end csb.

Point is if this guy can't get 2 billion vials or have 40 billion already for any other reason, then he's farking stalling. And lazy. Get farking busy.


Sounds like you have some selling to do.
 
2020-06-08 11:48:25 PM  

puffy999: fanbladesaresharp: Pascal Soriot, CEO of AstraZeneca, on a conference call hosted by an industry trade group last week. "There's not enough vials in the world."

Oh, fark off. You're not even trying to look. Did you even try to look for the local or smaller companies that will gladly fill that need for you?

"The capacity is not there to do it in the billions."

Again. You're not even trying. You're farking lazy and you own the company that's measuring your profits to do it.

Csb, I've spent a lot of years in printing and working with with manufaturers of everything from pens to Pokemon to the buttons on Pepsi machines. The last ginormous company was a subsidiary of Consolodated Printing, that bought out the company I worked for in 2008 (PBM Graphics in NC). They were the exclusive printers of Pokemon, Magic the Gathering and a big supplier of Warcraft cards. Upper Deck, Hasbro, Sports Illustrated, Maxxim Magazine, Playboy, McDonalds, Starbucks....lots of shiat came off our presses. I was a press assistant and a maintenance manager (not a lead, I wasn't THAT cool apparently). We had 3 facilites running 24/7. We printed Magic cards by the billions. Each new release took about 4 months from print to fullfillment of games, blister packs and the little figurines.  That was ONE game. ONE customer. And since then I've worked at a couple news papers and hometown printing companies. We invented products. Or found people that could to fulfill their orders.

/end csb.

Point is if this guy can't get 2 billion vials or have 40 billion already for any other reason, then he's farking stalling. And lazy. Get farking busy.

Sounds like you have some selling to do.


lol  WHY WON'T THAT GUY DO MY JOB???
 
2020-06-09 12:14:36 AM  

puffy999: fanbladesaresharp: Pascal Soriot, CEO of AstraZeneca, on a conference call hosted by an industry trade group last week. "There's not enough vials in the world."

Oh, fark off. You're not even trying to look. Did you even try to look for the local or smaller companies that will gladly fill that need for you?

"The capacity is not there to do it in the billions."

Again. You're not even trying. You're farking lazy and you own the company that's measuring your profits to do it.

Csb, I've spent a lot of years in printing and working with with manufaturers of everything from pens to Pokemon to the buttons on Pepsi machines. The last ginormous company was a subsidiary of Consolodated Printing, that bought out the company I worked for in 2008 (PBM Graphics in NC). They were the exclusive printers of Pokemon, Magic the Gathering and a big supplier of Warcraft cards. Upper Deck, Hasbro, Sports Illustrated, Maxxim Magazine, Playboy, McDonalds, Starbucks....lots of shiat came off our presses. I was a press assistant and a maintenance manager (not a lead, I wasn't THAT cool apparently). We had 3 facilites running 24/7. We printed Magic cards by the billions. Each new release took about 4 months from print to fullfillment of games, blister packs and the little figurines.  That was ONE game. ONE customer. And since then I've worked at a couple news papers and hometown printing companies. We invented products. Or found people that could to fulfill their orders.

/end csb.

Point is if this guy can't get 2 billion vials or have 40 billion already for any other reason, then he's farking stalling. And lazy. Get farking busy.

Sounds like you have some selling to do.


Send me a little capital investment and I know enough people to do it. But these CEOs can't be bothered unless it's their own personal idea.
 
2020-06-09 12:38:44 AM  

bd1709h9t: Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?


Not sure about your area, but the US was exporting 1/3rd of recyclables to... China!

Seems they got tired of the quality of the garbage they were getting and in 2018 they shut down everything.

https://www.npr.org/2017/12/09/568797​3​88/recycling-chaos-in-u-s-as-china-ban​s-foreign-waste
 
2020-06-09 12:43:16 AM  
I think there may be a few broken windows lying around that could be recycled.
 
2020-06-09 1:29:14 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.


Of the seven coronaviruses that are known to infect humans:

- Four cause a common cold
- One is extinct (but a prototype vaccine was developed for it in 3 years)
- One is very rare outside of a single epidemic of human transmission

None of which are priority targets for vaccine development, though token work on MERS is ongoing

- The 7th is SARS-CoV-2

Three prototype vaccines have ALREADY successfully demonstrated efficacy after only 6 months. So it appears altogether likely that there will be multiple vaccines available for Covid, faster than any vaccine has ever been developed in history. Which means the scientists were right and you're full of crap, which is entirely in keeping with every other post of yours I have ever wasted the time to read.
 
2020-06-09 1:32:28 AM  

fark'emfeed'emfish: bd1709h9t: Well this is weird.  The city in which I reside has for years had recycling that has included plastics, aluminum and glass.  Two months ago, we received notice that glass would no longer be accepted for recycling due to "difficult economic realities."  Aluminum cans, plastic and whatnot still recyclable.  Not glass.  WTF ?

Not sure about your area, but the US was exporting 1/3rd of recyclables to... China!

Seems they got tired of the quality of the garbage they were getting and in 2018 they shut down everything.

https://www.npr.org/2017/12/09/5687973​88/recycling-chaos-in-u-s-as-china-ban​s-foreign-waste


And yet they keep shipping low quality stuff to us
 
2020-06-09 1:34:39 AM  

erik-k: Sean VasDeferens: Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.

Of the seven coronaviruses that are known to infect humans:

- Four cause a common cold
- One is extinct (but a prototype vaccine was developed for it in 3 years)
- One is very rare outside of a single epidemic of human transmission

None of which are priority targets for vaccine development, though token work on MERS is ongoing

- The 7th is SARS-CoV-2

Three prototype vaccines have ALREADY successfully demonstrated efficacy after only 6 months. So it appears altogether likely that there will be multiple vaccines available for Covid, faster than any vaccine has ever been developed in history. Which means the scientists were right and you're full of crap, which is entirely in keeping with every other post of yours I have ever wasted the time to read.


I'd be a little leary of calling any virus 'extinct'.  It just hasn't popped up on our radar for a while.
 
2020-06-09 2:21:32 AM  

GrogSmash: erik-k: Sean VasDeferens: Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.

Of the seven coronaviruses that are known to infect humans:

- Four cause a common cold
- One is extinct (but a prototype vaccine was developed for it in 3 years)
- One is very rare outside of a single epidemic of human transmission

None of which are priority targets for vaccine development, though token work on MERS is ongoing

- The 7th is SARS-CoV-2

Three prototype vaccines have ALREADY successfully demonstrated efficacy after only 6 months. So it appears altogether likely that there will be multiple vaccines available for Covid, faster than any vaccine has ever been developed in history. Which means the scientists were right and you're full of crap, which is entirely in keeping with every other post of yours I have ever wasted the time to read.

I'd be a little leary of calling any virus 'extinct'.  It just hasn't popped up on our radar for a while.


Mmm, true. The zoonotic source may still be out there.

But yeah... it's been 15 years.

I read a fascinating paper that posited how the covid nightmare popped out of nowhere: The same bat (or pangolin) was infected with TWO coronaviruses at once. This is suspected because 80% of its genome is 99% bat virus, and 20% of its genome - the part that codes the spike protein - is 99% pangolin virus. Then basically, both viruses infect the same *cell* in the creature and their RNA gets re-assembled from bits and pieces.

A similar recombinant disease gene nightmare goes on continuously in water fowl with influenzavirus, which (besides the high mutation rate of influenza) is why we get a brand new collection of flu viruses every single year.

But anyway there is also a very real possibility that when the critter that gave the humans SARS-1 died, and we stomped out human transmission, SARS-1 ended forever.

/Apparently bats also gave Australian wombats a cancer-causing STD virus
//WTF, bats?
 
2020-06-09 4:11:21 AM  
Setting up a number of massive production lines for glass bottles would be a piece of cake for China.
 
2020-06-09 4:43:04 AM  
It just may be time for Fark to add a DOOM tag or tab even.
 
2020-06-09 5:06:39 AM  

Ivo Shandor: GrogSmash: Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.

I suspect there is a giant raft of sterility issues with that particular plan.

Crap ike this is generally treated in a 'clean room' manner.

Glass can be heated to a temperature which will take care of any biological contamination, and/or washed with chemicals to accomplish the same goal.


This supposed to be the reason beer comes in glass bottles . Pasteurisation will melt plastic bottles.
 
2020-06-09 5:10:10 AM  

stevenvictx: Ivo Shandor: GrogSmash: Ivo Shandor: erik-k: I mentioned this to dad when I first saw it in my news feed a while ago and got ever the engineer's response: "why can't they use plastic?"

Another approach would be to send out the first batch, then collect the empties and re-fill them as needed. If they could do it for milk bottles a hundred years ago, they can figure out a way to do it for vaccines in 2020. Put a $10 deposit on each bottle if people need an incentive beyond saving lives.

I suspect there is a giant raft of sterility issues with that particular plan.

Crap ike this is generally treated in a 'clean room' manner.

Glass can be heated to a temperature which will take care of any biological contamination, and/or washed with chemicals to accomplish the same goal.

This supposed to be the reason beer comes in glass bottles . Pasteurisation will melt plastic bottles.


Oh my, I think my 9/11 "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" PTSD has kicked in...
 
2020-06-09 6:32:15 AM  

erik-k: Sean VasDeferens: Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.

Of the seven coronaviruses that are known to infect humans:

- Four cause a common cold
- One is extinct (but a prototype vaccine was developed for it in 3 years)
- One is very rare outside of a single epidemic of human transmission

None of which are priority targets for vaccine development, though token work on MERS is ongoing

- The 7th is SARS-CoV-2

Three prototype vaccines have ALREADY successfully demonstrated efficacy after only 6 months. So it appears altogether likely that there will be multiple vaccines available for Covid, faster than any vaccine has ever been developed in history. Which means the scientists were right and you're full of crap, which is entirely in keeping with every other post of yours I have ever wasted the time to read.


You should read your own post, no successful vaccines have ever been developed.  Sparky needs professional help.
 
2020-06-09 6:45:48 AM  

erik-k: GrogSmash: erik-k: Sean VasDeferens: Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.

Of the seven coronaviruses that are known to infect humans:

- Four cause a common cold
- One is extinct (but a prototype vaccine was developed for it in 3 years)
- One is very rare outside of a single epidemic of human transmission

None of which are priority targets for vaccine development, though token work on MERS is ongoing

- The 7th is SARS-CoV-2

Three prototype vaccines have ALREADY successfully demonstrated efficacy after only 6 months. So it appears altogether likely that there will be multiple vaccines available for Covid, faster than any vaccine has ever been developed in history. Which means the scientists were right and you're full of crap, which is entirely in keeping with every other post of yours I have ever wasted the time to read.

I'd be a little leary of calling any virus 'extinct'.  It just hasn't popped up on our radar for a while.

Mmm, true. The zoonotic source may still be out there.

But yeah... it's been 15 years.

I read a fascinating paper that posited how the covid nightmare popped out of nowhere: The same bat (or pangolin) was infected with TWO coronaviruses at once. This is suspected because 80% of its genome is 99% bat virus, and 20% of its genome - the part that codes the spike protein - is 99% pangolin virus. Then basically, both viruses infect the same *cell* in the creature and their RNA gets re-assembled from bits and pieces.

A similar recombinant disease gene nightmare goes on continuously in water fowl with influenzavirus, which (besides the high mutation rate of influenza) is why we get a brand new collection of flu viruses every single year.

But anyway there is also a very real possibility that when the critter that gave the humans SARS-1 died, and we stomped out human transmission, SARS-1 ended forever.

/Apparently bats also gave Australian wombats a cancer-causing STD virus
//WTF, bats?


They're mean little shiats.
 
2020-06-09 8:26:08 AM  
Add in crap like where I live:
Two years ago, some MORAN decided latex gloves were appropriate in the recycling center and ended up getting cut and sued the county. Now? The county NO LONGER ACCEPTS glass for recycling. Yes, incorrect PPE, and won, now about 200K people can no longer recycle glass. I think of the question "Why should they be responsible for YOUR stupidity?" . Oh, and what makes it worse: PROPER gloves are provided by the recycling center company to all employees. So it was an employee decision not to use the proper protective gear here.
 
2020-06-09 11:04:28 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: erik-k: Sean VasDeferens: Given the historical success rate of developing corona virus vaccines I'd say subby has nothing to worry about.

Of the seven coronaviruses that are known to infect humans:

- Four cause a common cold
- One is extinct (but a prototype vaccine was developed for it in 3 years)
- One is very rare outside of a single epidemic of human transmission

None of which are priority targets for vaccine development, though token work on MERS is ongoing

- The 7th is SARS-CoV-2

Three prototype vaccines have ALREADY successfully demonstrated efficacy after only 6 months. So it appears altogether likely that there will be multiple vaccines available for Covid, faster than any vaccine has ever been developed in history. Which means the scientists were right and you're full of crap, which is entirely in keeping with every other post of yours I have ever wasted the time to read.

You should read your own post, no successful vaccines have ever been developed.  Sparky needs professional help.


Not in humans but there's a vaccine for a canine coronavirus. So the virus family isn't inherently vaccine-proof.
 
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