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(The Daily Beast)   Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Republican Party, Former Governor Mike Huckabee, John McCain, United States presidential election, 2008, Democratic Party, Mike Huckabee, Barack Obama, George W. Bush  
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2020-06-08 10:27:28 AM  
43 votes:
the Republican nominee who went through the process and got elected

I assume you meant "got nominated" instead of "got elected", moron, and, no, he didn't.

He canceled the primaries, remember? He was nominated by acclamation among the GOP shadow leadership, foreign and domestic.

If he'd had some real challengers, then the voters would have had a chance to make a choice, but they didn't, so f*ck right off with you lividity.
 
2020-06-08 10:54:03 AM  
25 votes:
None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.
 
2020-06-08 10:40:48 AM  
23 votes:

no1curr: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

Somebody is angling for a smiting


If only some being with the ability for smiting existed...
 
2020-06-08 10:58:37 AM  
19 votes:
Trump isn't even remotely pro-life, even in the context of being against abortion.  But he knows the rubes hate women, so he has to pretend that he hasn't paid for dozens of them himself.
 
2020-06-08 11:02:04 AM  
17 votes:
Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.
 
2020-06-08 10:36:51 AM  
16 votes:
There are some people worth outraging. He's definitely one of them.
 
2020-06-08 10:38:44 AM  
13 votes:

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]


Somebody is angling for a smiting
 
2020-06-08 11:34:19 AM  
12 votes:
"One of the few Republican men," my ass.

The RNC voted unanimously to back Trump. Trump has the GOP's full support.

You're watching Republicans trying to get re-elected, not Republicans trying to prevent Trump's re-election. This is what it looks like when politicians try to get some distance between themselves and the shiatstain in the White House, and when other politicians fear that those politicians are tanking their own attempts to get re-elected by clinging closer to the shiatstain in the White House.

They're paddling as hard as they can to survive the maelstrom of Trump's failure. Some are trying to paddle out to calmer water; others are paddling inward hoping to slingshot themselves out. A few believe that they can weather it.

It's our job to ensure that they all farking drown.
 
2020-06-08 10:56:23 AM  
12 votes:
Why is he so scared? Did Sarah commit multiple crimes when a member of Trump's staff?
 
2020-06-08 10:11:22 AM  
12 votes:
It's still real to him, darn it!
 
2020-06-08 11:19:17 AM  
11 votes:

Paddy: maldinero: Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.

Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for

These freaks aren't pro-life. It's all lip service for some votes.


Not only are they not pro-life, they aren't even anti-abortion.  If they were they would work toward making abortion all but unnecessary.  They would study the reasons why women choose abortion and work toward alleviating those reasons.  However that would require respecting women, listening to women and treating them as if their lives mattered.
 
2020-06-08 10:41:19 AM  
10 votes:
Apoplexy,
Apoplexy,
Sis, boom, bah!

Stay livid, you piece of shiat.
 
2020-06-08 10:29:41 AM  
10 votes:
Hopefully more and more will realize that the simple fact you have the same parenthesized letter behind your name doesn't necessarily mean that you have to support the exact same things in lockstep with your "leader".
 
2020-06-08 11:18:30 AM  
8 votes:
"Here's what I just don't understand with these never-Trumpers."
"This president is more pro-life than we've ever had, period," he said. "He's more pro-Israel. He has deregulated so much government so that the businesses of America can thrive and they have until this COVID stuff happened."


Maybe because most never-trumpers aren't religious farknuts, are pro-choice, are tired of coddling Israel with their attempted genocide, recognize that a society needs a government and regulations to function for the good of all and not just for a select few to get rich from.
Then there is the fact that trump is a craven, incompetent, idiotic criminal...
What part of that do you not understand Mikey? All the parts that differ from your selfish, privileged world view?
 
2020-06-08 11:25:10 AM  
7 votes:
A decade ago Huckabee was supposed to be the principled one.  Cheap veneers wear off
 
2020-06-08 11:04:38 AM  
7 votes:

Jack Sabbath: None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.


They have 5 months to convince the inattentive, mushy middle, can't be bothered to think moderate voters that white is black and everything you saw on TV and online was a lie manufactured by extremists determined to raise their taxes by 90%.
 
2020-06-08 11:02:13 AM  
7 votes:
"But if that's true and if you have people who were nominated, and in the case of President Bush actually elected to be president by Republicans, and they will no longer support the Republican nominee who went through the process and got elected," Huckabee said, "then I'm going to be not just unhappy, I'm going to be livid."

Hello, freedom here, go fuq yourself.
 
2020-06-08 10:46:51 AM  
7 votes:
At his weight, he can't get off his knees.
 
2020-06-08 10:40:11 AM  
7 votes:
Large bag of rancid pork rinds.
 
2020-06-08 11:27:46 AM  
6 votes:
die mad
 
2020-06-08 11:07:34 AM  
6 votes:
"..,I'm going to be livid". Well Mike, you're also gonna be fat and stupid. Nobody cares what you think or how you feel, you worthless flap of skin.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:46 AM  
6 votes:

born_yesterday: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

WT absolute goddamn F?


It's a parody lawn sign posted by a guy in Asbury Park, NJ.

Poe's Law incarnate.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:22 AM  
6 votes:
"The Huck" (he likes to be called that, you know) is a revolting gas-bag of a semi-human being.
 
2020-06-08 11:04:25 AM  
6 votes:
To the dustbin of history with you, you putrid malevolent clown.

Same goes for your fuhrer.
 
2020-06-08 11:31:02 AM  
5 votes:

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]


What's the difference between God and Trump?

God doesn't think he's Trump.
 
2020-06-08 11:27:07 AM  
5 votes:
If Trump was popular enough to get reelected, they would still be singing his praises.
 
2020-06-08 11:26:33 AM  
5 votes:
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Good boy, you earned a badge.
 
2020-06-08 11:04:53 AM  
5 votes:

Dallymo: Apoplexy,
Apoplexy,
Sis, boom, bah!

Stay livid, you piece of shiat.


His lividity happies me.
 
2020-06-08 10:57:11 AM  
5 votes:
Well, Mike, he didn't give jobs to their walleyed day drinking children.
 
2020-06-08 12:40:11 PM  
4 votes:
All the other nonsense aside... How, after the last few months, can you say that Trump's personality doesn't matter? He is temperamentally incapable of leading the country through any sort of crisis.
 
2020-06-08 12:10:46 PM  
4 votes:
Mike Huckabee is the patriarch of a family of loathsome Fake Christians. What more do you need to know other than he was the only Republican to stand by the Duggar family after it came out that they covered up their son's repeated offenses of child molestation? I mean, apart from the fact that he doesn't understand why people are cutting bait with Trump after he tear-gassed peaceful protesters so he could walk two blocks down the street to stand in front of church he does not attend, for a photo op of him holding a bible upside down.

Fark Mike Huckabee.
 
2020-06-08 11:11:49 AM  
4 votes:

born_yesterday: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

WT absolute goddamn F?


It's actually a joke.  Some dude who thinks Dotard is an absolute asshat made the sign to lampoon the Evangelicals who lick up every word.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:13 AM  
4 votes:
"Well I don't know if it's true because it's in The New York Times," Huckabee snarked on Fox & Friends Weekend, claiming that the paper is "wrong more than they're right."

It's also been reported in other "right" rags like the Faily Heil
 
2020-06-08 11:00:53 AM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x298]


Then why did God give Donnie such a F8cked up nasty little mushroom dick?
 
2020-06-08 10:59:15 AM  
4 votes:

Jack Sabbath: None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.


Yeah, 1940s "Germany".

Aim lower.
 
2020-06-08 10:51:57 AM  
4 votes:
Sounds like he's trying to compete with Blanche to be Donny's favorite.

LOVE ME DONALD!  LOVE MEEEEE!
 
2020-06-08 12:13:32 PM  
3 votes:
The irony when he said Trump was pro-life was so thick I am surprised that Huckster didn't suffocate.
 
2020-06-08 11:37:18 AM  
3 votes:
FTA: he's getting the job done

He's getting some things done. Others, he's not doing so well, but pretending he is. There's probably some traditional parts of the "job" of the Presidency that he isn't even pretending to do. And there's some things he's doing that he's pretending he isn't.

So, it would be nice to get an interview which gets Huckabee to nail down whether he thinks President Trump is doing various things, and whether Huckabee would consider doing those things good, and how important Huckabee would consider doing those things.

Clearly, Huckabee considers being anti-abortion,pro-Israel, and decreasing government regulation good and important. However, it would be nice to ask him about racism and the pandemic.

FTA: done more for minorities than any president in my lifetime in actually helping people to have good, decent jobs and a future

This might make more sense if one considers the possibility that Huckabee views "minorities" and "people" to be non-intersecting categories.
 
2020-06-08 11:37:15 AM  
3 votes:

Catlenfell: If Trump was popular enough to get them reelected, they would still be singing his praises.


FTFY. They're not worried about Trump; they're worried about themselves. They know, full well, that they're now the Bizarro Camelot - Trump and the GOP are one, Trump thinks he's the Chosen One, with the GOP crowded around his Round Table - and that Trump's taking them to Hell.
 
2020-06-08 11:21:37 AM  
3 votes:
FOX News = Traitor TV.
 
2020-06-08 11:09:44 AM  
3 votes:
Man, I'm so looking forward to his Rovian-style rant on Fox News on election night.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:58 AM  
3 votes:

Jack Sabbath: None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.


Without a doubt.  As long as Hitler promised to ban abortion Huckabee would be Sieg Heiling at the front of the pack.
 
2020-06-08 11:03:52 AM  
3 votes:

Im_Gumby: no1curr: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

Somebody is angling for a smiting

If only some being with the ability for smiting existed...


Do not taunt happy fun Odin
 
2020-06-08 10:54:24 AM  
3 votes:
Bunker biatch's biatch.
 
2020-06-08 11:25:53 AM  
2 votes:
Just possibly, some people vote with the country  in mind rather than their party.
 
2020-06-08 11:22:19 AM  
2 votes:
fark yo feelin's
 
2020-06-08 11:21:49 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-08 11:21:18 AM  
2 votes:
And his three qualifications for what makes a good Christian:

1) Abortion restrictions
2) Pro Israel
3) Deregulation
 
2020-06-08 11:10:05 AM  
2 votes:

Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.


Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for
 
2020-06-08 11:03:54 AM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x298]


*vomits*
 
2020-06-08 1:17:40 PM  
1 vote:
Get your dog Huckabee's Livid Snacks, for the times when you'd really rather shoot the poor thing.
 
2020-06-08 12:30:59 PM  
1 vote:

GrizzlyPouch: Tomorrow's headline:  why won't republicans stand up to Trump?!?!?


This article is an example of how most Republican leaders are still utter sycophants refusing to take a criminally unfit president accountable. How does your "tomorrow's headline" quip contradict that?

You're a Republican, right? Are you standing up to Trump?
 
2020-06-08 11:29:10 AM  
1 vote:

Graffito: Paddy: maldinero: Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.

Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for

These freaks aren't pro-life. It's all lip service for some votes.

Not only are they not pro-life, they aren't even anti-abortion.  If they were they would work toward making abortion all but unnecessary.  They would study the reasons why women choose abortion and work toward alleviating those reasons.  However that would require respecting women, listening to women and treating them as if their lives mattered.


There is a theory that postulates that Republicans write anti-abortion legislation that is so heinous the courts strike them down. Then Republicans can say, "We tried. Help us pack the courts with people who will permit these laws become reality".

Yes/no, maybe?
 
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2020-06-08 11:13:51 AM  
1 vote:
Let's just single one thing out :taxes. So trump was running the largest deficit outside of a recession the US has ever had, over a trillion dollars.
Now with trillions more added to that, how exactly does he see the budget being balanced without raising taxes?

Even the most republican of economists knows that isn't sustainable
 
2020-06-08 11:13:50 AM  
1 vote:

maldinero: Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.

Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for


These freaks aren't pro-life. It's all lip service for some votes.
 
2020-06-08 11:08:44 AM  
1 vote:
I hear they eat off of Sarah's naked body at the same time. Trump always gets the first pungent spurt of gravy from between her thi....
 
2020-06-08 10:58:28 AM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]


WT absolute goddamn F?
 
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