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(The Daily Beast)   Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Republican Party, Former Governor Mike Huckabee, John McCain, United States presidential election, 2008, Democratic Party, Mike Huckabee, Barack Obama, George W. Bush  
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2020-06-08 10:11:22 AM  
It's still real to him, darn it!
 
2020-06-08 10:27:28 AM  
the Republican nominee who went through the process and got elected

I assume you meant "got nominated" instead of "got elected", moron, and, no, he didn't.

He canceled the primaries, remember? He was nominated by acclamation among the GOP shadow leadership, foreign and domestic.

If he'd had some real challengers, then the voters would have had a chance to make a choice, but they didn't, so f*ck right off with you lividity.
 
2020-06-08 10:29:41 AM  
Hopefully more and more will realize that the simple fact you have the same parenthesized letter behind your name doesn't necessarily mean that you have to support the exact same things in lockstep with your "leader".
 
2020-06-08 10:32:28 AM  
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2020-06-08 10:36:51 AM  
There are some people worth outraging. He's definitely one of them.
 
2020-06-08 10:38:44 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]


Somebody is angling for a smiting
 
2020-06-08 10:40:11 AM  
Large bag of rancid pork rinds.
 
2020-06-08 10:40:48 AM  

no1curr: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

Somebody is angling for a smiting


If only some being with the ability for smiting existed...
 
2020-06-08 10:41:19 AM  
Apoplexy,
Apoplexy,
Sis, boom, bah!

Stay livid, you piece of shiat.
 
2020-06-08 10:46:51 AM  
At his weight, he can't get off his knees.
 
2020-06-08 10:51:57 AM  
Sounds like he's trying to compete with Blanche to be Donny's favorite.

LOVE ME DONALD!  LOVE MEEEEE!
 
2020-06-08 10:54:03 AM  
None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.
 
2020-06-08 10:54:24 AM  
Bunker biatch's biatch.
 
2020-06-08 10:56:23 AM  
Why is he so scared? Did Sarah commit multiple crimes when a member of Trump's staff?
 
2020-06-08 10:57:11 AM  
Well, Mike, he didn't give jobs to their walleyed day drinking children.
 
2020-06-08 10:57:39 AM  
LarryDan43:

She was just following orders.
 
2020-06-08 10:58:28 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]


WT absolute goddamn F?
 
2020-06-08 10:58:37 AM  
Trump isn't even remotely pro-life, even in the context of being against abortion.  But he knows the rubes hate women, so he has to pretend that he hasn't paid for dozens of them himself.
 
2020-06-08 10:59:15 AM  

Jack Sabbath: None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.


Yeah, 1940s "Germany".

Aim lower.
 
2020-06-08 11:00:33 AM  
Desperation
 
2020-06-08 11:00:53 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x298]


Then why did God give Donnie such a F8cked up nasty little mushroom dick?
 
2020-06-08 11:02:04 AM  
Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.
 
2020-06-08 11:02:13 AM  
"But if that's true and if you have people who were nominated, and in the case of President Bush actually elected to be president by Republicans, and they will no longer support the Republican nominee who went through the process and got elected," Huckabee said, "then I'm going to be not just unhappy, I'm going to be livid."

Hello, freedom here, go fuq yourself.
 
2020-06-08 11:03:52 AM  

Im_Gumby: no1curr: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

Somebody is angling for a smiting

If only some being with the ability for smiting existed...


Do not taunt happy fun Odin
 
2020-06-08 11:03:54 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x298]


*vomits*
 
2020-06-08 11:04:25 AM  
To the dustbin of history with you, you putrid malevolent clown.

Same goes for your fuhrer.
 
2020-06-08 11:04:38 AM  

Jack Sabbath: None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.


They have 5 months to convince the inattentive, mushy middle, can't be bothered to think moderate voters that white is black and everything you saw on TV and online was a lie manufactured by extremists determined to raise their taxes by 90%.
 
2020-06-08 11:04:53 AM  

Dallymo: Apoplexy,
Apoplexy,
Sis, boom, bah!

Stay livid, you piece of shiat.


His lividity happies me.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:13 AM  
"Well I don't know if it's true because it's in The New York Times," Huckabee snarked on Fox & Friends Weekend, claiming that the paper is "wrong more than they're right."

It's also been reported in other "right" rags like the Faily Heil
 
2020-06-08 11:06:22 AM  
"The Huck" (he likes to be called that, you know) is a revolting gas-bag of a semi-human being.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:46 AM  

born_yesterday: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

WT absolute goddamn F?


It's a parody lawn sign posted by a guy in Asbury Park, NJ.

Poe's Law incarnate.
 
2020-06-08 11:06:58 AM  

Jack Sabbath: None of his trademark "comedy" this time?

So basically, party over country.  In 1940s Germany, Huckabee would've supported Hitler full-throatedly.


Without a doubt.  As long as Hitler promised to ban abortion Huckabee would be Sieg Heiling at the front of the pack.
 
2020-06-08 11:07:34 AM  
"..,I'm going to be livid". Well Mike, you're also gonna be fat and stupid. Nobody cares what you think or how you feel, you worthless flap of skin.
 
2020-06-08 11:08:44 AM  
I hear they eat off of Sarah's naked body at the same time. Trump always gets the first pungent spurt of gravy from between her thi....
 
2020-06-08 11:09:44 AM  
Man, I'm so looking forward to his Rovian-style rant on Fox News on election night.
 
2020-06-08 11:10:05 AM  

Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.


Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for
 
2020-06-08 11:11:14 AM  
The only way to get Huckabee to lick Trump's boots more would be to cover them in gravy.
 
2020-06-08 11:11:49 AM  

born_yesterday: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

WT absolute goddamn F?


It's actually a joke.  Some dude who thinks Dotard is an absolute asshat made the sign to lampoon the Evangelicals who lick up every word.
 
2020-06-08 11:13:24 AM  
Neo-Fascist turd spews shiat........ Just like his god......Drumpf.....
 
2020-06-08 11:13:50 AM  

maldinero: Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.

Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for


These freaks aren't pro-life. It's all lip service for some votes.
 
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2020-06-08 11:13:51 AM  
Let's just single one thing out :taxes. So trump was running the largest deficit outside of a recession the US has ever had, over a trillion dollars.
Now with trillions more added to that, how exactly does he see the budget being balanced without raising taxes?

Even the most republican of economists knows that isn't sustainable
 
2020-06-08 11:16:41 AM  
Well, maybe if you suck a bit harder Mike, others might join you again.

/don't neglect the taint while you're there
 
2020-06-08 11:17:34 AM  
Huckabee hadn't gotten his face out of Trump's as since Nov 2016, so I understand his confusion.
 
2020-06-08 11:17:34 AM  

Flincher: I hear they eat off of Sarah's naked body at the same time. Trump always gets the first pungent spurt of gravy from between her thi....


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2020-06-08 11:18:30 AM  
"Here's what I just don't understand with these never-Trumpers."
"This president is more pro-life than we've ever had, period," he said. "He's more pro-Israel. He has deregulated so much government so that the businesses of America can thrive and they have until this COVID stuff happened."


Maybe because most never-trumpers aren't religious farknuts, are pro-choice, are tired of coddling Israel with their attempted genocide, recognize that a society needs a government and regulations to function for the good of all and not just for a select few to get rich from.
Then there is the fact that trump is a craven, incompetent, idiotic criminal...
What part of that do you not understand Mikey? All the parts that differ from your selfish, privileged world view?
 
2020-06-08 11:18:40 AM  

born_yesterday: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x298]

WT absolute goddamn F?


I have to wonder if it wasn't someone's deliberate art project.

Not a satire, because it only works if it looks totally sincere... but something to break past a Trump lover's defenses and make them say "Not even I would say something that awful."

... But I could be wrong.
 
2020-06-08 11:19:17 AM  

Paddy: maldinero: Epic Fap Session: Pro-life? Trump's paid for more abortions than MGM studios.

Also gotta wonder how many Huckabee has paid for

These freaks aren't pro-life. It's all lip service for some votes.


Not only are they not pro-life, they aren't even anti-abortion.  If they were they would work toward making abortion all but unnecessary.  They would study the reasons why women choose abortion and work toward alleviating those reasons.  However that would require respecting women, listening to women and treating them as if their lives mattered.
 
2020-06-08 11:21:18 AM  
And his three qualifications for what makes a good Christian:

1) Abortion restrictions
2) Pro Israel
3) Deregulation
 
2020-06-08 11:21:37 AM  
FOX News = Traitor TV.
 
2020-06-08 11:21:49 AM  
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