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(Omaha World Herald)   Omaha area County Attorney under investigation after his estranged wife's boyfriend loses his job and gets committed to a mental institution   (omaha.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Fremont, Nebraska, Dodge County, Nebraska, Psychiatry, Want, Glass' behavior, Douglas County Attorney's Office, Psychiatric hospital, KILL  
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2020-06-07 8:49:15 PM  
More texts rolled in, calling Schany by a female body part,

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/oblig
 
2020-06-07 9:18:59 PM  
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Okay, now that all the obvious jokes are out of the way:


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-06-07 10:25:50 PM  

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Okay, now that all the obvious jokes are out of the way:


Christ, what an asshole.


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Thanks. Yours is pretty nice too
 
2020-06-07 10:57:11 PM  
The guy from modern family sure took an evil turn
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Fark him, disbar him and send him to prison. stupid biatch
 
2020-06-08 1:12:01 AM  
Typical behavior from the "family values" city of OmaHell.
 
2020-06-08 1:20:03 AM  
Disbarred and jail should be automatic (after a fair trial, of course).
 
2020-06-08 1:48:57 AM  
All I can say is that my problems seem trivial, like getting stuck in Monopoly jail at the beginning of the game, compared to this hot mess.
 
2020-06-08 1:58:31 AM  
Sounds like next week's plot from Billions.
 
2020-06-08 1:59:45 AM  
I'd love to see that guy's drug test. He's too fat for meth but that's totally meth
 
2020-06-08 2:00:46 AM  

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Okay, now that all the obvious jokes are out of the way:


Christ, what an asshole.


Mulva?
 
2020-06-08 2:04:57 AM  
No way a guy like him would work with the police to falsify evidence to have a stellar record.
 
2020-06-08 2:48:29 AM  
The ex in question is looking fine for 45:

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2020-06-08 3:27:13 AM  
Omaha.com paywall? WTF?
 
2020-06-08 3:28:12 AM  
I am just left wondering why the County Attorney's wife left such a charming and pleasant man.
 
2020-06-08 7:09:25 AM  
At first I felt bad for the dude then I read this...

FTA; Schany had a tumultuous early 20s, including three DUIs and a felony child abuse in which he broke the arm of the 2-year-old child of a girlfriend.

Can we just put them both in a cage with 30 rabid weasels?
 
2020-06-08 7:18:22 AM  
Guy just jumped the gun is all.  This whole pandemic economic crash and civil unrest has pushed back the completion of America's GOP-led transformation into literal Victorian England, where a white man in a position of power can just send someone to Australia if he doesn't like them or wants to rape their wife undisturbed.

He should have given it another 6 to 12 months.
 
2020-06-08 7:29:17 AM  
she's gonna listen to her heart
it's gonna tell her what to do
 
2020-06-08 9:54:19 AM  
I wish I could say I have never been such a deranged psycho towards an ex's new BF, but I'm much better now.

/never got him fired
 
2020-06-08 10:11:28 AM  
Was the boyfriend a whistle blower or something? Lots of that abuse of power going around. What with Trump and Trumpers constantly qualifying any criticism of the Holy One as a form of insanity or diabolism.
 
2020-06-08 11:46:22 AM  
Okay...
Where is the (R) ?
 
2020-06-08 12:35:25 PM  
What is it with fat white guys and power?
 
2020-06-08 7:38:48 PM  
Every day I find another reason to thank God I'm gay.
 
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