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2020-06-07 3:51:57 PM  
This is my Pig in a blanket.   :)

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2020-06-07 3:52:58 PM  
Here she is forgetting how to use a pillow.

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2020-06-07 3:59:53 PM  
Almost ironic
 
2020-06-07 4:00:06 PM  
Why didn't they gas it or fire rubber bullets at it?  Professional courtesy?
 
2020-06-07 4:25:51 PM  
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
 
2020-06-07 6:09:22 PM  

derpes_simplex: Why didn't they gas it or fire rubber bullets at it?  Professional courtesy?


Most of the time!

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2020-06-07 6:10:23 PM  
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2020-06-07 6:14:23 PM  
Look at the color of the pig's skin. Now back at me. Now back at the pig. 

Doesn't make me feel the least bit warm for humanity, but I'm glad the 4 legged pig is doing well.
 
2020-06-07 6:16:01 PM  
That city must be whiter than Christmas.
 
2020-06-07 6:16:50 PM  

adj_m: derpes_simplex: Why didn't they gas it or fire rubber bullets at it?  Professional courtesy?

Most of the time!

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That's what I came here for.
 
2020-06-07 6:17:36 PM  
Loaded headline
 
2020-06-07 6:19:18 PM  
"Betty," the officer said, "has found a home at a local animal farm where they will take good care of her."

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2020-06-07 6:23:33 PM  

derpes_simplex: Why didn't they gas it or fire rubber bullets at it?  Professional courtesy?


They'd never do that against one of their own.
 
2020-06-07 6:25:10 PM  
I thought this was going to be another undercover cop story.
 
2020-06-07 6:26:15 PM  
I totally clicked on the article expecting it to be a story about a cop.  Pleasantly surprised actually.

Jeeze I'm jaded.
 
2020-06-07 6:26:44 PM  
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2020-06-07 6:28:34 PM  

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Otterly surprising!
 
2020-06-07 6:32:26 PM  
Misleading headline. I don't see any of those cops in a blanket.
 
2020-06-07 6:39:50 PM  
ACABacon
 
2020-06-07 6:44:59 PM  
Sleeping on the job?
 
2020-06-07 6:48:03 PM  

mrparks: That city must be whiter than Christmas.


It is, but the mayor is working on it.

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2020-06-07 6:49:41 PM  
That would have been a feel good hog story if the pigs had not been involved
 
2020-06-07 6:51:53 PM  
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2020-06-07 7:07:33 PM  

jtown: "Betty," the officer said, "has found a home at a local animal farm where they will take good care of her."

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First thing I thought of.
 
2020-06-07 7:16:58 PM  
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2020-06-07 7:21:53 PM  

iron de havilland: [Fark user image 425x566]The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.


Hey, how dare you quote from an anti-socialist screed on Fark.
 
2020-06-07 7:24:20 PM  

MBooda: iron de havilland: [Fark user image 425x566]The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Hey, how dare you quote from an anti-socialist screed on Fark.


Orwell was a socialist. He hated the likes of Stalin calling what they were doing "socialism".
 
2020-06-07 7:24:24 PM  
If that camera wasn't right there at just the right time, that little piggy would be going "wee wee wee" all the way home.
 
2020-06-07 7:26:12 PM  
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/a candidate we can all get behind SQUEEEEEEE
 
2020-06-07 8:06:23 PM  
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License and registration, please.
 
2020-06-07 8:57:26 PM  
FTFA:
Officer Brian Pelster returned with a van to rescue the pig, she said.
"SAV'N LIVES ..ONE HOG AT A TIME !!!,'' he posted on his Facebook page Sunday. "Last nights nut jobs decided they were going to sacrifice a pig at the protest and cut its head off. PPB said HELL NO and took custody of the little lady.''


A the cop has to lie even in what should be a purely good PR story for the cops. Sigh.
 
2020-06-07 9:09:13 PM  

minorshan: FTFA:
Officer Brian Pelster returned with a van to rescue the pig, she said.
"SAV'N LIVES ..ONE HOG AT A TIME !!!,'' he posted on his Facebook page Sunday. "Last nights nut jobs decided they were going to sacrifice a pig at the protest and cut its head off. PPB said HELL NO and took custody of the little lady.''

A the cop has to lie even in what should be a purely good PR story for the cops. Sigh.


I know, here I was relaxing in the article when that last paragraph appeared. I've no idea it would take that turn.

/I love sausages
//and black puddingh
///and white pudding
 
2020-06-07 9:10:38 PM  
Frying like bacon?
 
2020-06-07 9:18:57 PM  
Great. I'm stuck doing vegan tonight and all I want now is bacon.
 
2020-06-07 10:29:48 PM  
A pig like that, they won't eat all at once.
 
2020-06-07 10:58:58 PM  

minorshan: FTFA:
Officer Brian Pelster returned with a van to rescue the pig, she said.
"SAV'N LIVES ..ONE HOG AT A TIME !!!,'' he posted on his Facebook page Sunday. "Last nights nut jobs decided they were going to sacrifice a pig at the protest and cut its head off. PPB said HELL NO and took custody of the little lady.''

A the cop has to lie even in what should be a purely good PR story for the cops. Sigh.


That paragraph is why I'm here. What the hell? Where did that come from?
 
2020-06-07 10:59:34 PM  
Professional courtesy on display.
 
2020-06-07 11:06:26 PM  

dyhchong: minorshan: FTFA:
Officer Brian Pelster returned with a van to rescue the pig, she said.
"SAV'N LIVES ..ONE HOG AT A TIME !!!,'' he posted on his Facebook page Sunday. "Last nights nut jobs decided they were going to sacrifice a pig at the protest and cut its head off. PPB said HELL NO and took custody of the little lady.''

A the cop has to lie even in what should be a purely good PR story for the cops. Sigh.

That paragraph is why I'm here. What the hell? Where did that come from?


It came from where a lot of cop stories come from...his lying, attention seeking imagination.
 
2020-06-07 11:07:44 PM  

iron de havilland: MBooda: iron de havilland: [Fark user image 425x566]The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Hey, how dare you quote from an anti-socialist screed on Fark.

Orwell was a socialist. He hated the likes of Stalin calling what they were doing "socialism".


Yep.
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2020-06-07 11:50:44 PM  

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Those books were cool.

Who's awesome? You're awesome?
 
2020-06-07 11:52:08 PM  
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2020-06-08 5:24:30 AM  

minorshan: FTFA:
Officer Brian Pelster returned with a van to rescue the pig, she said.
"SAV'N LIVES ..ONE HOG AT A TIME !!!,'' he posted on his Facebook page Sunday. "Last nights nut jobs decided they were going to sacrifice a pig at the protest and cut its head off. PPB said HELL NO and took custody of the little lady.''

A the cop has to lie even in what should be a purely good PR story for the cops. Sigh.


How did he know that was why the pig was there?

Maybe someone was going to parade it around because it's a pig and "pig" is used as a derrogotary word for cop?

I guess since he's a pig, he just automatically has to jump to violence. Says more about him than anyone else.
 
2020-06-08 5:54:40 AM  
What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.
 
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