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(CNN)   Anthony Brennan III, the hothead cyclist who assaulted young women posting BLM flyers, barfs up a few lines from the usual Sorry I Got Caught apology template   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2020-06-06 7:02:40 PM  
"I would have never gotten so angry if those people weren't there. So, I'm sorry that they were there."
 
2020-06-06 7:05:39 PM  
"That's not me. That's not who I am."
 
2020-06-06 7:11:13 PM  
Back in the day I was one of those vehemently opposed to the google glass stuff and the specture of how its always-recording and such.  These days, I'm beginning to understand why so many fought so hard for such technology to get into everyone's hands.

These people, these assholes, have always been here, we're just seeing them a lot more from the perspective of those they terrorize.  And that's a good thing.
 
2020-06-06 7:11:36 PM  
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2020-06-06 7:30:51 PM  
Watching the video, I really wanted the second girl to roundhouse kick him right in the junk.

"Eight years of karate, biatch!"
 
2020-06-06 7:43:15 PM  
Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.
 
2020-06-06 7:53:45 PM  
"I'm sorry if I upset anyone."
 
2020-06-06 7:54:42 PM  

dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.


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2020-06-06 7:59:52 PM  
Word up assholes. People will use their phones to record you when you are being an asshole.
 
2020-06-06 8:06:22 PM  

dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.


Link?
 
2020-06-06 8:06:42 PM  

dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.


Can you imagine what it must have been like to have to work with that jackwagon?
 
2020-06-06 8:08:50 PM  
 
2020-06-06 8:12:13 PM  

Notabunny: SpaceyCat: dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.

Link?

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/man-ar​rested-in-viral-video-of-assault-over-​racial-justice-flyers-worked-for-pleas​anton-company/2304759/


Nice.

Assholes are finding out there are repercussions for being assholes.
 
2020-06-06 8:13:00 PM  
 
2020-06-06 8:16:00 PM  
Meanwhile, Brennan appears to have been fired by his employer in the wake of the arrest. A LinkedIn profile shows up in a Google search listing Tony Brennan as executive VP of a company called MadeToOrder, which makes branded promotional merchandise (the actual LinkedIn profile has been deleted.

Last night, MadeToOrder tweeted a statement saying that it had terminated an unspecified employee who "engaged in disturbing, wrongful, and completely unacceptable behavior directed towards peaceful demonstrators."
 
2020-06-06 8:16:02 PM  
I'm glad I wasn't there because I would have ended up in jail for too long.
 
2020-06-06 8:26:44 PM  
So much for a relaxing bike ride in the country. Or an exercise to reduce stress.
 
2020-06-06 8:46:32 PM  
Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"
 
2020-06-06 9:27:17 PM  

solokumba: Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"


Hey, he was saving that...

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2020-06-06 9:54:59 PM  
So they had to take his mask off when he was booked?
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2020-06-06 9:56:05 PM  

solokumba: more info


sounds like a joke,a priest a lawyer and a racist......
 
2020-06-06 9:57:24 PM  

solokumba: Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"


the cdc actually recommends putting your bike helmet in a bag under the front porch to prevent the covid in your hair from spreading.
 
2020-06-06 9:58:12 PM  

solokumba: Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"


What was the street value of that bike helmet? Are the BEA going to get involved?
 
2020-06-06 9:59:49 PM  

Notabunny: SpaceyCat: dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.

Link?

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/man-ar​rested-in-viral-video-of-assault-over-​racial-justice-flyers-worked-for-pleas​anton-company/2304759/


Well, there goes Dumps* unemployment number again.
 
2020-06-06 9:59:49 PM  
Also you need to actually wear them on your face.

I am sick of seeing people just wearing them around their neck.

You're not suppose to keep taking them on and off and I see people forgetting or not knowing when they get close to people. Just keep it on when you go outside and might be around people.
 
2020-06-06 10:00:25 PM  

hubiestubert: solokumba: Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"

Hey, he was saving that...

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Did they find the jar of pennies?
 
2020-06-06 10:00:49 PM  

Corvus: Also you need to actually wear them on your face.

I am sick of seeing people just wearing them around their neck.

You're not suppose to keep taking them on and off and I see people forgetting or not knowing when they get close to people. Just keep it on when you go outside and might be around people.


Oppps wrong thread. hahaha
 
2020-06-06 10:03:50 PM  

Corvus: Corvus: Also you need to actually wear them on your face.

I am sick of seeing people just wearing them around their neck.

You're not suppose to keep taking them on and off and I see people forgetting or not knowing when they get close to people. Just keep it on when you go outside and might be around people.

Oppps wrong thread. hahaha


Still works. Mug shot from TFA shows dbag cyclist with the mask around his neck. But he was probably told to move it for the pics.
 
2020-06-06 10:05:00 PM  

Corvus: Also you need to actually wear them on your face.

I am sick of seeing people just wearing them around their neck.

You're not suppose to keep taking them on and off and I see people forgetting or not knowing when they get close to people. Just keep it on when you go outside and might be around people.


Why bother with mug shots if you're just going to wear a mask in it?
 
2020-06-06 10:05:14 PM  
From the old cowboy movies, where the bad guys were shooting at a character's feet, and when the marshal comes up, "oh, we was just funnin' him".
 
2020-06-06 10:05:25 PM  

ecor1: Corvus: Corvus: Also you need to actually wear them on your face.

I am sick of seeing people just wearing them around their neck.

You're not suppose to keep taking them on and off and I see people forgetting or not knowing when they get close to people. Just keep it on when you go outside and might be around people.

Oppps wrong thread. hahaha

Still works. Mug shot from TFA shows dbag cyclist with the mask around his neck. But he was probably told to move it for the pics.


Lulz damn you!
 
2020-06-06 10:08:20 PM  
"I'm sorry you were offended."
 
2020-06-06 10:08:50 PM  
I thought cyclists were a more protected class than cops.
 
2020-06-06 10:12:17 PM  

hubiestubert: "I would have never gotten so angry if those people weren't there. So, I'm sorry that they were there."


Jail him for life
 
2020-06-06 10:12:50 PM  

solokumba: more info


solokumba: Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"


"According to Det. Lopez, the police officer "asked if Anthony Brennan knew what this was about, he at first stated he did not."
"When they asked 'are you the bicyclist,' he said, 'My lawyer advised me not to speak about the subject,'" Jezic said."

"Jezic said his client had discarded the cycling shirt he was wearing in the video. "

"Jezic said his client brought police to the bicycle seen in the video, which was about four blocks away, locked behind a former office building."

Guy was actively hiding the evidence his crime. He hadn't done anything about turning himself in, even after telling his lawyer about it. Had he not been identified and arrested, he'd feel no remorse for his at all.
 
2020-06-06 10:12:54 PM  
So who where twitterers doxxing when they claimed he was a hedge fund manager? Sucks to be that guy.
 
2020-06-06 10:13:41 PM  
maddermaxx:
Guy was actively hiding the evidence his crime. He hadn't done anything about turning himself in, even after telling his lawyer about it. Had he not been identified and arrested, he'd feel no remorse for his at all.

*For his actions at all.
 
2020-06-06 10:13:54 PM  

SpaceyCat: Notabunny: SpaceyCat: dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.

Link?

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/man-ar​rested-in-viral-video-of-assault-over-​racial-justice-flyers-worked-for-pleas​anton-company/2304759/

Nice.

Assholes are finding out there are repercussions for being assholes.


Anyone seen in public wearing a MAGA hat or carrying a pro-Trump sign should lose their job.
 
2020-06-06 10:14:03 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: I thought cyclists were a more protected class than cops.


Man Carrying Dog ON HIS BACK CHALLENGES Professional Cyclists in Colombia!
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2020-06-06 10:15:05 PM  

solokumba: Meanwhile, Brennan appears to have been fired by his employer in the wake of the arrest. A LinkedIn profile shows up in a Google search listing Tony Brennan as executive VP of a company called MadeToOrder, which makes branded promotional merchandise (the actual LinkedIn profile has been deleted.

Last night, MadeToOrder tweeted a statement saying that it had terminated an unspecified employee who "engaged in disturbing, wrongful, and completely unacceptable behavior directed towards peaceful demonstrators."


I'd bet there will be quite a few similar press releases by various companies between now and the election.

If it's this lit now what does five months from now look like?
 
2020-06-06 10:15:30 PM  
Anthony Brennan the Turd?

/ got nothing'
// slinks away
 
2020-06-06 10:15:32 PM  

JudgeSmails: solokumba: more info

sounds like a joke,a priest a lawyer and a racist......


...but they were all the same guy
 
2020-06-06 10:16:27 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: I thought cyclists were a more protected class than cops.


I hope you wake up tonight doing what you did when you made this post. Which is just vomiting garbage.
 
2020-06-06 10:16:29 PM  

maddermaxx: solokumba: more info

solokumba: Brennan led police to "a bag hidden under the front porch containing the bike helmet,"

"According to Det. Lopez, the police officer "asked if Anthony Brennan knew what this was about, he at first stated he did not."
"When they asked 'are you the bicyclist,' he said, 'My lawyer advised me not to speak about the subject,'" Jezic said."

"Jezic said his client had discarded the cycling shirt he was wearing in the video. "

"Jezic said his client brought police to the bicycle seen in the video, which was about four blocks away, locked behind a former office building."

Guy was actively hiding the evidence his crime. He hadn't done anything about turning himself in, even after telling his lawyer about it. Had he not been identified and arrested, he'd feel no remorse for his at all.


Hey, not everybody has space at their house to store their bike, sometimes you just have to lock it up somewhere else. Those biking shirts are one use only, they can't be washed. Helmet thing, that's just his fetish, why are you fetish shaming him?
 
2020-06-06 10:17:02 PM  

ChiliBoots: So who where twitterers doxxing when they claimed he was a hedge fund manager? Sucks to be that guy.


Well bring a hedge fund manager is a pretty pitiful existence.

Oh. Wait.
 
2020-06-06 10:17:24 PM  
If people like this for really ashamed of their behaviour, they would turn themselves in and apologize right away. Instead they hope they don't get caught eventually when they do the issue an apology through their attorney.
 
2020-06-06 10:18:20 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: SpaceyCat: Notabunny: SpaceyCat: dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.

Link?

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/man-ar​rested-in-viral-video-of-assault-over-​racial-justice-flyers-worked-for-pleas​anton-company/2304759/

Nice.

Assholes are finding out there are repercussions for being assholes.

Anyone seen in public wearing a MAGA hat or carrying a pro-Trump sign should lose their job.


I wouldn't hire them...
 
2020-06-06 10:19:20 PM  
"I am committed to making amends by addressing, through counseling, the underlying issues that led to my abhorrent behavior."

So used to getting his way that he's trying to adminster his own sentence.
 
2020-06-06 10:19:32 PM  
The third one is always shiatty, just like Star Wars.
 
2020-06-06 10:20:20 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: SpaceyCat: Notabunny: SpaceyCat: dildo tontine: Looks like his employer didn't buy the apology, they canned his ass.

Link?

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/man-ar​rested-in-viral-video-of-assault-over-​racial-justice-flyers-worked-for-pleas​anton-company/2304759/

Nice.

Assholes are finding out there are repercussions for being assholes.

Anyone seen in public wearing a MAGA hat or carrying a pro-Trump sign should lose their job.


They certainly lose the respect of any non-assholes in the vicinity.
 
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