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191 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 06 Jun 2020 at 12:35 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-06 8:50:20 AM  
I am turning myself into Santa Claus.  I think it's overdue.
 
2020-06-06 9:04:19 AM  
edgy. (hopefully)
 
2020-06-06 9:33:18 AM  
Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.
 
2020-06-06 9:58:39 AM  
I read that as goatse.

/Leaving disappointed.
 
2020-06-06 9:59:06 AM  

gaslight: Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.


Pics before and after?
 
2020-06-06 10:19:30 AM  

gaslight: Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.


You know the rules: pics or it didn't happen.
 
2020-06-06 10:27:29 AM  

gaslight: Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.


Oh no, your aren't an idiot it looks amazing. I bet of you started knocking on your neighbors doors and asking, they'll totally say the same thing.
 
2020-06-06 10:36:48 AM  

gaslight: Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.


You should take up vaping if you aren't already. You'll look super cool.
 
2020-06-06 10:53:30 AM  
Unless you're Bob Belcher-level "swarthy"... you'll look like your trying to sell someone a slightly used oboe.

...okay, I have no idea what I meant by that. It looked better in my head.
 
2020-06-06 11:21:03 AM  

gaslight: Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.


Soul patches went out of style in 2003. Wtf were you thinking?
 
2020-06-06 11:22:44 AM  
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unless you can get it to loo like this, don't bother even trying
 
2020-06-06 12:50:18 PM  
Take two bad things and see if they add up to a good thing.  Stash and soul patch.
 
2020-06-06 12:55:49 PM  
This will be important when the second wave first wave resumes, if the supply chain has refilled with adequate  N95 or KN95 masks


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/skip "toothbrush"
 
2020-06-06 1:37:43 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: This will be important when the second wave first wave resumes, if the supply chain has refilled with adequate  N95 or KN95 masks


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/skip "toothbrush"


I have been told that I am evil, so I have had a goatee for 25+ years. Never had a problem with an APR mask sealing to my face according to the yearly fit testing I do for it. The 3M Comfort Seal has a deeper chin pocket and seals a little lower on the neck. That and I sweat a lot in one so the moisture completes the seal!
 
2020-06-06 1:55:07 PM  
I'm doing a Covid stache while at staying at home TWing. This is the first time I've had (organized) facial hair in my 5 decades on earth. It's grown in quite well, but looks ridiculous to me, like a 70's porn star. Still not used to it, but I'll miss messing with it when it's gone.
 
2020-06-06 2:09:08 PM  

Mugato: gaslight: Subby here.

Okay, I did it and, yep, I look like an idiot.

You should take up vaping if you aren't already. You'll look super cool.


The soul patch and douche-flute combo. A classic!
 
2020-06-06 2:17:11 PM  
What gender is subby?
 
2020-06-06 3:08:16 PM  
I tried it a while back.

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I stopped because it was a lot of upkeep.
 
2020-06-06 7:47:47 PM  
Since I had to get rid of my beard so masks would fit properly, I made a good solid attempt at the "Wild & Wicked", beard within a beard within a beard:

Wicked Celtics "Wild and Wicked (ballad of Tiger Woods)" w/ Gavin Rossdale cameo
Youtube ws7cYdif_kc


It came out OK, but it was more violence than my chin had seen in decades and since I have a beard I only have a regular razor, so that wasn't ideal.
 
2020-06-07 7:41:59 AM  
Subby here:

I've had a beard since the 1990s but its really coming in white along the sideburns and jawline, making me look old. I've been experimenting with a gasket, friendly mutton chops, a Hell's Angel's biker 'stash, and now this.

The 'Corona Cut -- a .5 buzz cut done my myself -- isn't helping.
 
2020-06-07 8:15:54 AM  

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unless you can get it to loo like this, don't bother even trying


There used to be a guy who hung out at Red Bones in Davis Square (Somerville, ma) who looked exactly like Frank and wore the patch. After seeing him there a few times I had to mention it and he said he naturally looked like frank so he decided to roll with it. Hilarious guy.
 
2020-06-07 8:56:39 AM  

gaslight: Subby here:

I've had a beard since the 1990s


What's her name?

It's not our fault you keep setting us up.
 
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