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2020-06-05 11:39:40 PM  
And she's ordering the extra hot peppers
 
2020-06-05 11:51:25 PM  
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2020-06-05 11:58:20 PM  
If theres a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now... It's just two fark idiots arguing about pineapple.
 
2020-06-06 12:02:19 AM  
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There's a " Michelin stared" restaurant in Chicago called Alinea that does this shiat. They basically just dump all your food right on the table. If you GIS Alinea you'll see pictures of it. It's really farking stupid IMO
 
2020-06-06 12:06:35 AM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image 345x428]

There's a " Michelin stared" restaurant in Chicago called Alinea that does this shiat. They basically just dump all your food right on the table. If you GIS Alinea you'll see pictures of it. It's really farking stupid IMO


Take away the forks, and you're 1/3 way through your Aristocrats joke.
 
2020-06-06 12:13:36 AM  
Most of these pics were featured on We Want Plates, a community of regular people and dedicated foodies who came together to get restaurants to serve food on actual plates, not on "bits of wood and roof tiles, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars."

I knew a couple gals that would go to places like this.

"Hey, there's a new place downtown that serves pasta in diving helmets. Want to go?"
"HA! Yeah. That sounds soooo quirky and fun. I hope they have some normal food though..."

Then they would complain about how expensive and what a pain it was to eat their meals. 
They never learned their lesson. Quirk/ novelty is a poor veil to cover the lack of quality food/traditional service.
 
2020-06-06 12:38:49 AM  

Trocadero: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 345x428]

There's a " Michelin stared" restaurant in Chicago called Alinea that does this shiat. They basically just dump all your food right on the table. If you GIS Alinea you'll see pictures of it. It's really farking stupid IMO

Take away the forks, and you're 1/3 way through your Aristocrats joke.


The restaurant is laundering money with the linen laundry service. Also, no thanks on consuming anything at a place that does that. is just wrong.
 
2020-06-06 1:03:26 AM  
Does Led Zeppelin love pizza?
 
2020-06-06 1:52:44 AM  
If rich people stopped dressing like slobs they wouldn't be compelled to differentiate themselves from us poor folk with this stupidity. I hope you're happy, rich slobs.
 
2020-06-06 5:07:29 AM  

kdawg7736: Does Led Zeppelin love pizza?


Led Zeppelin invented pizza.
 
2020-06-06 5:32:09 AM  
Friends, we have now witnessed the somewhat rare pizza headline trifecta.

We are living in truly magical times
 
2020-06-06 6:22:55 AM  
That pizza would get cold fast.
 
2020-06-06 7:43:00 AM  
I want my corn served out of a fake ass
 
2020-06-06 8:13:18 AM  

kdawg7736: Does Led Zeppelin love pizza?


Don't know about Zeppelin, but the Ramones do.
No Pizza For You Joey [Ramone] !
Youtube n89pKPmAfIk
 
2020-06-06 9:28:19 AM  
Thanks subby! Got a good chuckle out of most of those.
 
2020-06-06 9:44:52 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I want my corn served out of a fake ass


Fake?
 
2020-06-06 10:33:21 AM  

drumhellar: kdawg7736: Does Led Zeppelin love pizza?

Led Zeppelin invented pizza.


Led Zepplin stole the idea for pizza from countless traditional musicians and never gave them credit.
 
2020-06-06 10:58:27 AM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image image 345x428]

There's a " Michelin stared" restaurant in Chicago called Alinea that does this shiat. They basically just dump all your food right on the table. If you GIS Alinea you'll see pictures of it. It's really farking stupid IMO


WTF is that shiat?
 
2020-06-06 12:51:29 PM  
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2020-06-06 1:30:04 PM  
I tapped out at the carrot on a telephone. To quote a wise sage, "Ain't nobody got time for that."
 
2020-06-06 4:41:56 PM  
Makes me think there's a global shortage of dishwashers.  (people, not appliances)  Do you get to keep the telephone (or kitchen sink, or whatever wanky thing they serve it on)?  Sh*t, if you're that hard up for crockery, just slap it on a piece of Chinet, and halve the price.
 
2020-06-06 4:47:18 PM  

Percise1: I tapped out at the carrot on a telephone. To quote a wise sage, "Ain't nobody got time for that."


Maybe they were going for an homage to the Dali and Edwards sculpture?

https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/​d​ali-lobster-telephone-t03257
 
2020-06-06 4:52:30 PM  

eyeq360: abhorrent1: [Fark user image image 345x428]

There's a " Michelin stared" restaurant in Chicago called Alinea that does this shiat. They basically just dump all your food right on the table. If you GIS Alinea you'll see pictures of it. It's really farking stupid IMO

WTF is that shiat?


Insufferable foodies thinking they're making food into "art".
 
2020-06-07 4:44:29 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I want my corn served out of a fake ass


I was going to say I want corn served in a fake ear.
Heehee, an ear of corn.
/I like yours better
//mine made me chuckle, yours made me actually laugh
///3
 
2020-06-07 7:22:18 AM  
Thanks for including the insipid responses, like "lol", below each post.
 
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