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2020-06-05 8:18:34 PM  
3 votes:

BlueBox: Went down for me.  I'll try connecting again.


I, too, would try reconnecting with someone who went down for me.
2020-06-05 5:07:27 PM  
3 votes:
How to succeed with heavily freckled redheads... Oh my god. I'd kill for that.

/Please let me kill for that...
2020-06-05 3:56:10 PM  
3 votes:
What if the cute clerk at the local mini-mart is a natural brunette but dyes her hair blue.
2020-06-05 7:20:03 PM  
2 votes:
Will the Chuck E. Cheese U. offer a course called "Drunken Brawling in Front of Your Kids 101"?

How 'bout a major in Ball Pit Forensic Pathology?
2020-06-05 8:39:58 PM  
1 vote:

RepoManTSM: What if the cute clerk at the local mini-mart is a natural brunette but dyes her hair blue.

Then she's really old.  This being Fark, you (oh, who am I kidding WE) would probably go for it.
2020-06-05 8:36:58 PM  
1 vote:

Now I know all of Wendy's secrets!

I can start my own rip off restaurant. Except with blackjack... And hookers.
2020-06-05 6:25:12 PM  
1 vote:
Chuck E Cheese University?

is this what they rebranded Trump University?
2020-06-05 4:19:20 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, that one was my suggestion.  Although silly, the film is a reasonable guide to etiquette.  I assume the Navy made it because they were tired of getting flak about sailors being assholes or some such.  Perhaps their recruits came from such diverse backgrounds that a lot of them were seriously clueless about how to behave around another human being, much less a woman.
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