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(Marketwatch)   You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Restrooms, Toilets, Feces, Infection, Hygiene, Bidet, Toilet, Public toilet  
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2020-06-05 3:45:14 PM  
Spit, don't swallow?
2020-06-05 3:48:53 PM  
Check for upper deckers.
2020-06-05 3:54:01 PM  
Dr. Petri, the dish guy?
2020-06-05 4:03:02 PM  
2020-06-05 4:23:21 PM  
Don't flush?
2020-06-05 4:28:07 PM  
Same thing as always, use the paper seat cover correctly, use my well covered foot to flush, wash my hands and use paper towel to dry hands, and another towel to open the exit door.

If you walk into a rest room and can't immediately see a soap dispenser that is stocked and clean, turn around and be a polite Karen to the manager.
2020-06-05 4:33:16 PM  
Poop on my boss's desk?
2020-06-05 5:57:51 PM  

maddan: Dr. Petri, the dish guy?

Only if you are a Quebecois flower.

Or, I am pronouncing petri wrong.
2020-06-05 6:18:07 PM  
Pee on a bush or tree?
2020-06-05 6:27:44 PM  
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2020-06-05 6:39:09 PM  
Not be a wuss and do what I need to?
2020-06-06 12:12:42 AM  
Just make the doors so a handle doesn't have to be grabbed in order to open them in either direction. There's any number of ways which are quite effective.
2020-06-06 3:05:55 AM  
That was a depressing read. Take away: don't use public restrooms.
2020-06-06 5:22:53 AM  
There's other options available....

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2020-06-06 8:25:55 AM  
Piss in a alley
2020-06-06 6:20:54 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Piss in a alley

An alley.
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